On the paranoid reactionary ethos of Purple People Eater

edited 2014-10-01 13:48:16 in General
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me

Here we begin with a description of the beast. What do we notice? Well it's purple(more on that later) but more important for right now is the undeniably sexual aspect of the PPE. It's one long horn and one big eye unmistakably conjure the image of a phallus, provoking the narrator's dread. The cyclopean PPE at first provokes a Lovecraftian dread of the body, and the monomaniacal nature of the hedonist.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)

Notice the focus on the one eye. Remember the expression "the eyes are the windows to the soul". Well, the PPE only has one. This represents it's monomania and it's unitary soul. Against the Western tradition of unified soul, the narrator would probably contrast Jayne's view on the nature of our consciousness as fundamentally binary, rather than unary. A monster, for Sheb Wooley, is a being that has only one "I"

Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough

Here we see the PPE lose it's appearance as a true beast and become a much more suble threat. It false flatters the protagonist by appealing to his sense of self-preservation, but as we will soon learn, the PPE only spares life for the conquest of the mind and soul.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)

Here, against the dilemmas fully-formed adults face, the narrator contrasts the "unilemma" of the PPE: It's only problem is that which stands in it's way from it's goals. And what is that goal?

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Here we see the true nature of the PPE: he is the irrational hedonistic force devouring the youth culture of Sheb Wooley's day: Rock and Roll. The reference to "Purple People" is a bit subtler, but a quick quotation quickly resolves the problem

"Phoenicia is really a Classical Greek term used to refer to the region of the major Canaanite port towns, and does not correspond exactly to a cultural identity that would have been recognised by the Phoenicians themselves. The term in Greek means 'land of purple', a reference to the valuable murex-shell dye they exported."

As Wikipedia says, the true "Purple People" are the Phoenicians, the inventors of one of the first consonantal alphabets. The Purple People the PPE eats are the forces of civilization, culture, and rationality.

CONTINUED IN PART 2

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    PART 2

    Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
    Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
    (We wear short shorts)
    Flyin' purple people eater
    Sure looks strange to me
    And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
    He started to rock, really rockin' around
    It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
    Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom
    Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
    Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
    I like short shorts
    Flyin' little people eater
    Sure looks strange to me (Purple People?)
    Here we enter the world of the PPE: the idiotic rambling sex-based choruses of the youth Sheb Wooley so abhorred. The decline of civilization is lead by the bandleader, the PPE with phallus firmly in hand.

    And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
    I saw him last night on a TV show
    He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
    Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head

    Finally, the narrator gives up hope. There is no stopping the onward march of the PPE. The forces of barbarism are unbeatable and culturally embedded, and civilization ends with thundering applause.

    It is in light of this undeniable interpretation that the continuing popularity of Purple People Eater can only signal the reactionary paranoid sickness of American Culture. A civilization that treasures Lovecraft, the Coen Brothers, Chevy Chase, and Sheb Wooley is a civilization that deserves the death it so fears.

    -John Stepplin' October 1959












    Tequila
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bravo
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm used to "PPE" meaning "personal protection equipment". It makes this even funnier.
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