AL: Richard Shelby Parker Griffith Roy Moore Ron Sparks Rob Bentley Bobby Bright Spencer Bachus Jeff(erson Beauregard) Sessions Dale Peterson Jo Bonner
DE: Chris Coons Jack Markell Mike Castle Joe Biden Beau Biden a witch Christine O'Donnell (who is not a witch) John Carney Tom Carper Matt Denn Tom Gordon
(i actually only got 8 who i could even think of the positions for from memory)
CT: Daniel Dannel "Dan" Malloy Elizabeth Esty Nancy Johnson Joe Courtney John Larson Rosa DeLauro Joe Lieberman Ned Lamont Chris Murphy Richard Blumenthal
IN: John Gregg Mike Pence Baron Hill (vs. Mike Sodrel) Mike Sodrel (vs. Baron Hill) Evan Bayh Birch Bayh Dan Coats Joe Donnelly Richard Mourdock Jackie Walorski
KY: Mitch McConnell Rand Paul Trey Grayson Alison Lundergan Grimes Steve Beshear Ernie Fletcher Ben Chandler Ed Whitfield John Yarmuth Richie Farmer (who served as ag commissioner) (no, really)
MA: Deval Patrick Ed Markey Elizabeth Warren Martha Coakley Charlie Baker Scott Brown (from here, not NH) Seth Moulton Richard Tisei John Tierney John Olver
MO: Jay Nixon Claire McCaskill Todd Akin Blaine Luetkemeyer Jean Carnahan Roy Blunt (who smoked Carnahan) Mel Carnahan Russ Carnahan Roy Blunt Ike Skelton
NH: Jeanne Shaheen (but NOT Scott Brown) Ovide Lamontagne (but NOT Scott Brown) Kelly Ayotte (but NOT Scott Brown) Maggie Hassan (but NOT Scott Brown) Ann McLane Kuster (but NOT Scott Brown) Carol Shea-Porter (vs. Frank Guinta) (but NOT Scott Brown) Frank Guinta (vs. Carol Shea-Porter) (but NOT Scott Brown) Judd Gregg (but NOT Scott Brown) John H. Sununu (but NOT Scott Brown) John E. Sununu (but NOT Scott Brown)
NJ: Chris Christie John Adler Bob Menendez Cory Booker Rush Holt Chris Smith of the Very Distinctive Name Rodney Frelinghuysen Jeff Chiesa Jon Corzine Frank Lautenberg
MD: Martin O'Malley Dutch Ruppersberger Donna Edwards Al Wynn Barb "freakin' awesome" Mikulski Ben Cardin Andy Harris Roscoe Bartlett Frank Kratovil Wayne Gilchrest
ND: Heidi Heitkamp Kevin Cramer George Sinner Jack Dalrymple Kent Conrad Byron Dorgan John Hoeven Rick Berg Earl Pomeroy Drew Wrigley (I had to look him up)
the heck with alphabetization. let's use geography. it's much easier.
WA: Maria Cantwell Dino Rossi Suzan DelBene Darcy Burner Dave Reichert Cathy McMorris Rodgers Patty Murray Christine Gregoire Jay Inslee Adam Smith (not that one)
SD: Dennis Daugaard Tim V. P. Johnson John Thune Tom Daschle Mike Rounds Rick Weiland Larry Pressler Stephanie Herseth Sandlin Kristi Noem Matthew Varilek
OK: Mary Fallin Dan Boren Jim Bridenstine Andrew Rice Brad Henry Brad Carson Tom Coburn Jim "Global Warming is a Hoax" Inhofe Markwayne Mullin Tom Cole
SC: Vince Sheheen Nikki Haley (Mark Sanford) <-- currently out hiking (not really) Elizabeth Colbert Busch Lindsey Graham Tim Scott Strom Thurmond John Spratt Joe Wilson André Bauer
VA: Tim Kaine Terry McAuliffe Mark Warner John Warner George Allen (still no one really knows why he said "macaca") Jim Webb Ken Cuccinelli Bob McDonnell Ralph Northam Mark Herring
(and a shitton of Republicans in the gerrymandered state house, plus a Republican majority in the state senate because they bribed one stupid Dem to resign his post in a scheme that ended up failing but succeeding anyway)
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Mark Begich
Lisa Murkowski
Joe Miller
Scott McAdams
Sean Parnell
Bill Walker
Sarah Palin
Ted Stevens
Nick Begich
Byron Mallott
Mark Pryor
John Boozman
Blanche Lincoln
Mike Beebe
Asa Hutchinson
Bill Clinton
Tom Cotton
Mike Ross
Tim Griffin
French Hill
Jan Brewer
Martha McSally
Ron Barber
Gabrielle Giffords
John McCain
John Kyl
Trent Franks
John Shadegg
Ann Kirkpatrick
Rick Renzi
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Barbara Boxer
Jerry Brown
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Carl DeMaio
John Hernandez
José Hernandez
Scott Peters
Erin Bilbray
(Mike Honda, Ro Khanna, Eric Swalwell, Pete Stark, etc.)
Chris Coons
Jack Markell
Mike Castle
Joe Biden
Beau Biden
a witch Christine O'Donnell (who is not a witch)
John Carney
Tom Carper
Matt Denn
Tom Gordon
(i actually only got 8 who i could even think of the positions for from memory)
Rick Scott
Marco Rubio
Mel Martinez
Bill Nelson
Bob Graham
Lawton Chiles
Jim Davis
Charlie Crist
Annette Taddeo
Steve Southerland
(David Rivera, Joe Garcia, Gwen Graham, Ileana Rohs-Lehtinen, Debbie Wasserman-Schulz, Ted Deutch, Peter Deutsch, Katharine Harris, Jeb Bush, etc.)
Saxby Chambliss
Jim Martin
Dave Perdue
Jack Kingston
Nathan Deal
Jack Carter
Jimmy Carter
Zell Miller
Michelle Nunn
Sam Nunn
Daniel Dannel "Dan" Malloy
Elizabeth Esty
Nancy Johnson
Joe Courtney
John Larson
Rosa DeLauro
Joe Lieberman
Ned Lamont
Chris Murphy
Richard Blumenthal
Mark Udall
John Hickenlooper
Tom Tancredo
Dan Maes
Scott McInnis
Scott Tipton
Andrew Romanoff
John Morse
Angela Giron
Mike Coffman
(Michael Bennet, etc.)
Dan Inouye
Dan Akaka
Brian Schatz
Colleen Hanabusa
Neil Abercrombie
Duke Aiona
Mufi Hannemann
Charles Djou
Linda Lingle
Tulsi Gabbard
Jim Risch
Rex Rammell
Larry Craig
Larry LaRocco
Larry Grant
Raul Labrador
Mike Simpson
Mike Crapo
Walt Minnick
Bill Sali
(somehow I got this entirely from memory, despite knowing only 8 politicians from Delaware)
Pat Quinn
Rod Blagojevich
Barack Obama
Bill Enyart
Bill Foster
Dick Durbin
Mark Kirk
Ilya Sheyman
Brad Schneider
Bill Daley
(Rahm Emanuel, Jim Oberweis, Bruce Rauner, etc.)
John Gregg
Mike Pence
Baron Hill (vs. Mike Sodrel)
Mike Sodrel (vs. Baron Hill)
Evan Bayh
Birch Bayh
Dan Coats
Joe Donnelly
Richard Mourdock
Jackie Walorski
Terry Branstad
Tom Harkin
Chuck Grassley
Bruce Braley
Joni Ernst
Steve King
Jack Hatch
Jim Mowrer
Tom Latham
Staci Appel
Sam Brownback
Pat Roberts
Kris Kobach
Paul Davis
Greg Orman
Chad Taylor
Jean Schodorf
Dennis Moore
Todd Tiahrt
Jerry Moran
Mitch McConnell
Rand Paul
Trey Grayson
Alison Lundergan Grimes
Steve Beshear
Ernie Fletcher
Ben Chandler
Ed Whitfield
John Yarmuth
Richie Farmer (who served as ag commissioner) (no, really)
Mary Landrieu
Mitch Landrieu
Bill Cassidy
Bobby Jindal
Steve Scalise
Ray Nagin
Cedric Richmond
Joe Cao
Charlie Melançon
Diaper David Vitter
Angus King
Susan Collins
Shenna Bellows
Olympia Snowe
Mike Michaud
Paul LePage
Eliot Cutler
Chellie Pingree
John Baldacci
Tom Allen
Deval Patrick
Ed Markey
Elizabeth Warren
Martha Coakley
Charlie Baker
Scott Brown (from here, not NH)
Seth Moulton
Richard Tisei
John Tierney
John Olver
(Stephen Lynch, Mike Capuano, etc.)
Rick Snyder
Mark Schauer
Kerry Bentivolio
Carl Levin
Sander Levin
Gary Peters
Terri Lynn Land
Hansen Clarke
Dan Benishek
Bart Stupak
Mark Dayton
Amy Klobuchar
Al Franken
Rick Nolan
John Kline
Mike Obermuller
Michelle Bachmann
Tim Walz
Erik Paulsen
Collin Peterson
Bennie Thompson
Thad Cochran
Roger Wicker
Ronnie Musgrove
Phil Bryant
Travis Childers
Chris McDaniel
Chip Pickering
Gene Taylor
Steve Palazzo
Jay Nixon
Claire McCaskill
Todd Akin
Blaine Luetkemeyer
Jean Carnahan
Roy Blunt (who smoked Carnahan)
Mel Carnahan
Russ Carnahan
Roy Blunt
Ike Skelton
John Lewis
Steve Bullock
Jon Tester
Conrad Burns
Max Baucus
Steve Daines
Brian Schweitzer
Amanda Curtis
John Bohlinger
Denny Rehberg
i'm doing the other half of the country later
Dave Heineman
Pete Ricketts
Jon Bruning
Deb Fischer
Scott Kleeb
Lee Terry
Brad Ashford
Jeff Fortenberry
Adrian Smith
Mike Johanns
Jim Esch
Brian Sandoval
Harry Reid
Dean Heller
Kate Marshall
Rory Reid
Sue Lowden
Sharron Angle
Danny Tarkinian
John Ensign
Barbara Cegavske
Andrew Cuomo
Kathy Hochul
Kirsten Gillibrand
Adriano Espaillat
Charlie Rangel
Chuck Schumer
Scott Murphy
Tom Reed
Bill Owens
Louise Slaughter
Jeanne Shaheen (but NOT Scott Brown)
Ovide Lamontagne (but NOT Scott Brown)
Kelly Ayotte (but NOT Scott Brown)
Maggie Hassan (but NOT Scott Brown)
Ann McLane Kuster (but NOT Scott Brown)
Carol Shea-Porter (vs. Frank Guinta) (but NOT Scott Brown)
Frank Guinta (vs. Carol Shea-Porter) (but NOT Scott Brown)
Judd Gregg (but NOT Scott Brown)
John H. Sununu (but NOT Scott Brown)
John E. Sununu (but NOT Scott Brown)
Chris Christie
John Adler
Bob Menendez
Cory Booker
Rush Holt
Chris Smith of the Very Distinctive Name
Rodney Frelinghuysen
Jeff Chiesa
Jon Corzine
Frank Lautenberg
Martin O'Malley
Dutch Ruppersberger
Donna Edwards
Al Wynn
Barb "freakin' awesome" Mikulski
Ben Cardin
Andy Harris
Roscoe Bartlett
Frank Kratovil
Wayne Gilchrest
Susana Martinez
Gary King
Bill Richardson
Tom Udall
Steve Pearce
Heather Wilson
Ben Ray Luján
Harry Teague
Martin Heinrich
Michelle Lujan Grisham
Pat McCrory
Kay Hagan
Richard Burr
Thom Tillis
Bev Perdue
G. K. Butterfield
Virginia Foxx
Howard Coble
Larry Kissell
Patrick McHenry
(Walter Jones, etc.)
Heidi Heitkamp
Kevin Cramer
George Sinner
Jack Dalrymple
Kent Conrad
Byron Dorgan
John Hoeven
Rick Berg
Earl Pomeroy
Drew Wrigley (I had to look him up)
WA:
Maria Cantwell
Dino Rossi
Suzan DelBene
Darcy Burner
Dave Reichert
Cathy McMorris Rodgers
Patty Murray
Christine Gregoire
Jay Inslee
Adam Smith (not that one)
Ron Wyden
Ted Kulongoski
John Kitzhaber
Jeff Merkley
Gordon Smith
Kurt Schrader
Greg Walden
Steve Novick
Peter DeFazio
Suzanne Bonamici
Jon Huntsman
Gary Herbert
John Swallow
Mark Shurtleff
Mike Lee
Chris Cannon
Jim Matheson
Rob Bennett
Orrin Hatch
Rob Bishop
Matt Mead
Cynthia Lummis
Barbara "Babs" Cubin
Gary Trauner
Keith Rothfus
Dave Freudenthal
Alan Simpson
Mike Enzi
Craig Thomas
John Barrasso
Dennis Daugaard
Tim V. P. Johnson
John Thune
Tom Daschle
Mike Rounds
Rick Weiland
Larry Pressler
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
Kristi Noem
Matthew Varilek
Rick Perry
Wendy Davis
David Dewhurst
Leticia Van de Putte
Chet Edwards
Beto O'Rourke
Ron Paul
Louie Gohmert
Ralph Hall
Phil Gramm
(Ciro Rodriguez, Henry Cuellar, Blake Farenthold, Gene Green, Lyndon Johnson, Kenny Marchant, etc.)
Mary Fallin
Dan Boren
Jim Bridenstine
Andrew Rice
Brad Henry
Brad Carson
Tom Coburn
Jim "Global Warming is a Hoax" Inhofe
Markwayne Mullin
Tom Cole
Scott Walker
Tammy Baldwin
Ron Johnson
Russ Feingold
Scott Fitzgerald
Glenn Grothman
Jim Sensenbrenner
Tom Petri
Mary Burke
Paul Ryan
John Kasich
Rob Portman
Sherrod Brown
Ted Strickland
Charlie Wilson
Zack Space
John Boehner
Jean Schmidt
Vic Wulsin
Paul Hackett
Harold Ford, Jr.
Al Gore
Lamar! Alexander
Bill Haslam
Bill Frist
Bob Corker
Steve Cohen
David Davis
Scott DesJarlais
Jim Tracy
Vince Sheheen
Nikki Haley
(Mark Sanford) <-- currently out hiking (not really)
Elizabeth Colbert Busch
Lindsey Graham
Tim Scott
Strom Thurmond
John Spratt
Joe Wilson
André Bauer
Tim Kaine
Terry McAuliffe
Mark Warner
John Warner
George Allen (still no one really knows why he said "macaca")
Jim Webb
Ken Cuccinelli
Bob McDonnell
Ralph Northam
Mark Herring
(and a shitton of Republicans in the gerrymandered state house, plus a Republican majority in the state senate because they bribed one stupid Dem to resign his post in a scheme that ended up failing but succeeding anyway)
Jay Rockfeller
Joe Manchin
Shelley Moore Capito
Nick Rahall
Mike Oliverio
David McKinley
Alan Mollohan
Natalie Tennant
Evan Jenkins
Robert Byrd
Tom Corbett
Tom Wolf
Bob Casey, Jr.
Rick Santorum
Pat Toomey
Jason Altmire
Arlen Specter
Mark Critz
Patrick Murphy
Lou Barletta
Gina Raimondo
Lincoln Chafee
Steve Laffey
Allen Fung
Clay Pell
John Chafee
Jack Reed
Sheldon Whitehouse
Buddy Cianci
Angel Taveras
Peter Shumlin
Tom Salmon
Peter Welsh
Bernie Sanders
Patrick Leahy
Howard Dean
Jim Jeffords
Jim Douglas
Phillip Scott
Peter P. Smith
I had to look for the last two. I don't know Vermont.