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Cannabis

AnonusAnonus
edited 2014-09-26 21:50:17 in Talk
Thoughts on cannabis?

I would like to try it, for whatever reason. But I don't really want to SMOKE it.

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  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2014-09-26 21:56:08
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Hate it hate it hate it.

    EDIT:  (several rows consisting only of "hate it" were removed)
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Al.

    Also, we have at least one other topic on this so I'm not sure if this thread is even necessary.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    it smells dumb
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    Also, we have at least one other topic on this so I'm not sure if this thread is even necessary.

  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    edited 2014-09-27 03:09:17
    (flower path)
    Klinotaxis said:

    it smells dumb

    this is my main opinion.  still somewhat curious about the effects, but whatever.  surprised legalization hasn't come to a prop yet here
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Wilhelm said:

    Klinotaxis said:

    it smells dumb

    this is my main opinion.  still somewhat curious about the effects, but whatever.
  • sunn wolfsunn wolf
    cannabis is p cool, and worth trying at some point in your life, if you are curious.
    Anonus said:

    I would like to try it, for whatever reason. But I don't really want to SMOKE it.

    in which case i recommend eating it, which is the superior method of consuming cannabis anyway.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    Al.

    What?
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    sunn wolf said:

    cannabis is p cool, and worth trying at some point in your life, if you are curious

    No, don't. It, over years of regular use, causes mental abnormalities and cancer, in addition to short-term memory loss. Your immune system will get weaker and you will get sick. IT reduces your ability to retain and learn information. Also, it incireases your risk of heart attack and makes your liver explode into a bunch of spiders that join together to make one big spider that grows wings and dances so you feel wierd. And you go blind and you turn into a rock. A sedimentary rock.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    not even a cool rock like pumice

    use all natural dimethyltryptamine instead

    straight from the pineal gland
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    edited 2014-09-27 10:15:11
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^ Alllllll.

    No.

    Trying something once is not the same thing as getting stoned out of your gourd every day for twenty years. That's like using my father, who has massive nerve damage in his back, and comparing his opiate use to some kid getting codeine cough syrup for pneumonia. It's a terrible comparison.

    Also, most of the studies done on the subject in the US have been really kind of dodgy, because the only way that one was legally able to obtain cannabis for testing was through this organisation dedicated to keeping such drugs illegal who could refuse to give samples to researchers who they disagreed with.

    Although I will agree that smoking things is generally a bad idea.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    edited 2014-09-27 10:22:23
    kill living beings
    imagethe lolest
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2014-09-27 10:30:24
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    ^ Alllllll.


    No.

    Trying something once is not the same thing as getting stoned out of your gourd every day for twenty years. That's like using my father, who has massive nerve damage in his back, and comparing his opiate use to some kid getting codeine cough syrup for pneumonia. It's a terrible comparison.

    Also, most of the studies done on the subject in the US have been really kind of dodgy, because the only way that one was legally able to obtain cannabis for testing was through this organisation dedicated to keeping such drugs illegal who could refuse to give samples to researchers who they disagreed with.

    Although I will agree that smoking things is generally a bad idea.
    I was joking, not serious.

    I thought that the "spiders" and the "you turn into a rock" thing made it clear that I was kidding.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    some people have strong opinions about sedimentation
  • criminalscumcriminalscum
    My usual cannabis routine is

    1. Do two hits of the devil weed.
    2. Have a panic attack, convinced that I can't swallow or breathe and that my mom is 100% likely to find out what happened
    3. Fall asleep half an hour later.
  • sunn wolfsunn wolf
    my boyfriend's cannabis routine

    1. toke once
    2. complain about it having no effect
    3. toke again
    4. complain again about it having no effect
    5. toke a third time
    6. throw up
  • sunn wolfsunn wolf
    poor dude just cant get anything in between the 'im not even high' stage and the 'whiteying everywhere and curling up into a ball' stage
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    I've heard the memory retention problem before in school, but also that it's more of a young person problem. Doesn't happen once you get to the mid 20s
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Had to have that
    Had to have that
    Your wombat
    Had that

    Had to have that
    Had to have that
    Your wombat
    Had that

    You gotta take it with you when you're going forward
    If you're moving on you've got to leave it behind
    (Know you've got to leave it behind)

    You gotta take it with you when you're going forward
    If you're moving on you've got to leave it behind
    (Know you've got to leave it behind)

    Your wombat
    You had that
    Your wombat
    You had that

    You gotta take it with you when you're going forward
    If you're moving on you've got to leave it behind
    (Know you've got to leave it behind)

    It's kinda like the theme from the "Fish" TV show
    You know - with Abe Vigoda
    The "Fish" TV show
    You know - with Abe Vigoda

    You gotta take it with you when you're going forward
    If you're moving on you've got to leave it behind
    (Bring it forward or leave it behind)

    Little red wagon took a big jump
    (Cuddly but deadly)
    That pup was caught in a centrifuge
    (Herbivorous, crepuscular)

    Never did tumble over the side of the hill
    (Discovered by a man named Wilson)
    Kept flying down to Baton Rouge

    Spit out the seeds
    Gnaw on the pulp
    Suck on the juice
    And simmer the rinds
    (Herbivorous, crepuscular)

    Look at everything
    You had to have
    Bring it forward
    (Bring it forward or leave it behind)
    Or leave it behind

    Cuddly, but muscular

    Herbivorous, crepuscular
    Cuddly, but muscular
    Herbivorous, crepuscular
    Cuddly, but muscular
    Herbivorous, crepuscular
    Cuddly, but muscular
    Herbivorous, crepuscular
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I hate cannabis. I hate it so much.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    but how do you feel about late 90s/early 2000s rap sensation Canibus


  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Magic Jane said:

    but how do you feel about late 90s/early 2000s rap sensation Canibus


    Interesting beat, catchy.  Can't understand the words, other than "trained to run 20 miles in rough sand".
  • EpitomeEpitome
    meow meow meowtherfuckers
    image
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Joyeux said:

    image

    Like the clouds, or the rain, or the skeleton, or the sky, or the air?
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    like the letters in the subtitle
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    I was joking, not serious.


    I thought that the "spiders" and the "you turn into a rock" thing made it clear that I was kidding.
    I know! I have been bad at the responding to jokes thing lately and I apologise.
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