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Anonus Is Missing!

AlirozAliroz
edited 2014-09-07 22:06:40 in General
Where is Anonus tonight?
Guardsman Payne: My liege! Prince consort Anonus has been Shunted into the spaces between atoms by the evil "sexy" witch. Yes, your prince is literally in another castle. As in, spread out in the spaces between the atoms of the stones. At least I'm still h-disappears.

Central: -consults royal librarian-

Royal librarian: the book on Another Castle (built by Guy Another in 1337) is missing, but I remember that that castle can only be found by-SPLORTCH -is now a large quantity of smoke- -dissipates-

ROYAL SMOKE ALARM: FIRE FIRE! REMOVING. ALL. OXYGEN. PLEASE EVACUATE IF YOUR BRAIN REQUIRES AIR.


WILL CENTRAL ESCAPE THE LIBRARY AND RESCUE HER FRIEN-OH CR-WILL SHE RESCUE ME, THE NARRATO-

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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh yes, an edutainment game!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-09-07 22:35:11
    Imipolex G said:

    oh yes, an edutainment game!

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rd3YTJSN0J

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eB7xrQpwOP
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    actually i screwed up

    that second one only appears in mario's time machine
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I give up
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't recognize the tunes :(
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2014-09-09 18:33:03
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Central :  I need to get out o

    -left her backpack/inventory on the backpack hook-

    -attempts to break windows, but windows are sealed-

    Central: Anonus, forgive m-
    -blacks out.  Game ove-NOPE!

    IT'S-A-ME, THE SAFETY FAIRY!

    SEE KIDS, THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO INTO AIRLESS ENVIRONMENTS.  ALWAYS CARRY AN OXYGEN MASK. 


    Central: -awakens in Queen City.

    CA: Whuh? Anonus! Payne! Librarian! Backpack! Chief? McCloud?

    Royal Doctor: Consciousness to references in three seconds. A new record.

    Royal Doctor: By order of the safety fairy, your backpack has been emptied. "Far too many weapons in there for a young girl.".

    CA: But the Sexy Witch! I gotta go stop her! She's dangerous.

    Royal DOctor: Which is exactly why you will not leave Queen City.

    CA: But, but, logic! That makes no sense!

    Royal Doctor: I'm an adult with a phd, I don't have to make sense.

    CA: -leaves to wander around Queen City-

    Door: Nope! I'm not opening unless you know your multiplication tables!

    ~minigame~

    CA: Hrm, how to escape without the Safety Fairy catching me.

    Yarrun Carjacker: Yo.

    TO BE CONTINUED.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Imipolex G said:

    I don't recognize the tunes :(

    first one:

    second one:
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Funny how MTM included an actually not-half-bad chiptune arrangement of a Bach Gavotte:



    They did it again for a Gigue by Bach as well.



  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    CA: -leaves to wander around Queen City-

    Door: Nope! I'm not opening unless you know your multiplication tables!

    ~minigame~

    CA: Hrm, how to escape without the Safety Fairy catching me.

    Yarrun Carjacker: Yo.

    TO BE CONTINUED.

    Hey, Yarrun, jack this Rolls for me and let's take a joyride to Chinatown. I'm craving rollcake.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I never played the NES Mario is Missing, only the Super NES one

    yntkt
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-09-10 03:05:47
    i never played the SNES or PC versions, only the NES one

    it was a $1-for-five-days rental from Albertson's back in the 90s

    the fact that I was able to beat it made me feel accomplished and feel like the rental was worth it
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