Do you like the movie Jaws?
Submarine from Japan. It slam two torpedo into our side, Greg. Was returning from islands. Islands like of Tinian and Laytee, and we just just deliver big bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Many hundreds of go into the water. The vessel, it went down in like twelve minutes. We did not see first shark for about half hour. It was tiger they call. Thirteen feet, Lisa!. No Mickey Mouse shark. You know how you tell when you're in water, chief? You tell by seeing from dorsal to tail fin. What we had no way to tell and know... was that bomb mission had been very big secret, so BIG no distress signal.
hahaha
So these crazy people not even report us overdue for whole week! Very first light, chief. The sharks come swimming. So we form tight group. You know like squares, battling sharks like on some type of calendar. Like Napolean. And we think, shark comes to nearest person and that person, he'd start hitting and yelling and screaming and sometime shark would go away. Sometime he would not go anyplace reasonable. Sometime the shark, he looks me right into my eye. Right into everyone's eye. You about shark, he has...like no eyes, eyes are black, like black eyes, like eye's on doll. When he comes and bites, he has no life!.
Until he bites. Then black eyes roll over and are white. Hahaha. Then, you hear very loud screams and ocean is red and man, he punches and yells and sharks, they all come in and TEAR YOU APART!!.
And by end of that first sun, we lose hundreds of man! I don't know how many sharks, maybe millions! I don't know how many of men, they were six a second!. On Thursday or Friday I don;t know what day who cares, I bump into very sexy friend of mine, Denny from down street. Drug dealer. I thought he was, you know, doing Mickey Mouse stuff, so I reach over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like football. Up ENDED. Well...hahaha...he was in two halves. Noon, Day number five, Mr. Hooper, a boat comes, he swung in low and he see us. He's very young pilot, much more younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he see us and come in low to pick us up. THREE HOURS I WAIT and then big, fat giant thing comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was time I was most afraid? Waiting for my turn. "No lifejacket no more", I say. So, anyway, eleven million people go into ocean, three hundred and maybe sixteen more people, they come out of ocean and dry off away from sharks. Sharks, they eat everyone else.
Anyway, we deliver some bombs somewhere, and how's your sex life?
Isn't that a funny story? I have tattoo.
hahaha
So these crazy people not even report us overdue for whole week! Very first light, chief. The sharks come swimming. So we form tight group. You know like squares, battling sharks like on some type of calendar. Like Napolean. And we think, shark comes to nearest person and that person, he'd start hitting and yelling and screaming and sometime shark would go away. Sometime he would not go anyplace reasonable. Sometime the shark, he looks me right into my eye. Right into everyone's eye. You about shark, he has...like no eyes, eyes are black, like black eyes, like eye's on doll. When he comes and bites, he has no life!.
Until he bites. Then black eyes roll over and are white. Hahaha. Then, you hear very loud screams and ocean is red and man, he punches and yells and sharks, they all come in and TEAR YOU APART!!.
And by end of that first sun, we lose hundreds of man! I don't know how many sharks, maybe millions! I don't know how many of men, they were six a second!. On Thursday or Friday I don;t know what day who cares, I bump into very sexy friend of mine, Denny from down street. Drug dealer. I thought he was, you know, doing Mickey Mouse stuff, so I reach over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like football. Up ENDED. Well...hahaha...he was in two halves. Noon, Day number five, Mr. Hooper, a boat comes, he swung in low and he see us. He's very young pilot, much more younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he see us and come in low to pick us up. THREE HOURS I WAIT and then big, fat giant thing comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was time I was most afraid? Waiting for my turn. "No lifejacket no more", I say. So, anyway, eleven million people go into ocean, three hundred and maybe sixteen more people, they come out of ocean and dry off away from sharks. Sharks, they eat everyone else.
Anyway, we deliver some bombs somewhere, and how's your sex life?
Isn't that a funny story? I have tattoo.
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Also, I'm kind of surprised that The Crow is in your list of movies you liked. Granted I haven't seen the actual movie, but given how violent the comic it was based on was, that surprises me.