ITT: we engage in minor villainy

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-04 06:19:47

*records over your videotaped TV broadcast of your favorite movie*
*tracks mud into the house with dirty shoes*
*plays with light switches*
*changes your desktop background to an animated gif of a cartoon you don't like*
*hides your keys and wallet in the car*

Imipolex G · 2014-09-04 12:05:28

*borrows books from you without asking*
*gives you a Nickelback CD for your birthday*

Princess Alice · 2014-09-04 12:08:32

*writes "pff not Pynchon" on Imi's notebook*

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-09-04 12:08:47

But lo! It is I who have absconded with all but one pair of your underpants and three non-matching socks, then put them back in your drawer after rolling them in red clay and stale Gorgonzola cheese!

nohaynicklibre · 2014-09-04 12:09:31

You can't change desktop backgrounds to gifs

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-09-04 12:11:03

(The ones that I seemingly left alone, I left in a cold room with very high humidity, thus ensuring an uncomfortable but difficult to explain sensation of clammy damp on your person that you will not be able to place all day.)

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-09-04 12:11:43

nohaynicklibre said:
You can't change desktop backgrounds to gifs

BUT I CAN.

YOURS IS NOW THAT DANCING BANANA.

HAVE FUN, BITCH.

nohaynicklibre · 2014-09-04 12:19:39

But my wallpaper is the same as always, look
http://i.imgur.com/lQyl782.png

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-09-04 12:21:47

...curses, I must have put that wallpaper on the wrong computer.

Well, congratulations, Nick. Some poor sap on this site has taken the hit for you. Thank your lucky stars, you terrible, terrible person.

Imipolex G · 2014-09-04 12:25:48

*looks at your chest rather than your face when talking to you*

...if you are female, anyway

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-04 12:46:42

nohaynicklibre said:
You can't change desktop backgrounds to gifs

It's definitely possible in WinXP; I've done it before.

Klinotaxis · 2014-09-04 13:28:01

*grades you down on a math test for misspelling*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-07 22:25:59

*laughs at my own joke*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*explains the joke*
*continues to laugh at it*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-07 22:27:03

*slurps the soup at dinner*
*climbs onto the table to grab a serving plate on the other side*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-07 22:27:37

*puts low-quality stickers on painted drywall*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-07 22:28:57

*writes confusing message on whiteboard with permanent marker*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-07 22:29:18

*returns rented videotape without rewinding it*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-07 22:29:51

*draws large obscene geoglyph in the sand at a beach*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-07 22:30:42

*moves religious books to "fiction" section*

COLORFUL MOHI · 2014-09-07 23:48:37

*leans on Aztec Camera*

do I need to like, bust some toughs?

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-08 01:19:27

*sets professor's laptop to play this upon lid opening*

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-09-08 17:00:46

glennmagusharvey said:
*laughs at my own joke*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*explains the joke*
*continues to laugh at it*

glennmagusharvey said:
*moves religious books to "fiction" section*

Glenn, you actually made me laugh.

ITT: we engage in minor villainy

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