one night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster

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Alice couldn't help laughing, as she said, 'I don't want you to hire ME—and I don't care for jam.''It's very good jam,' said the Queen.'Well, I don't want any TO-DAY, at any rate.''You couldn't have it if you DID want it,' the Queen said. 'The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day.''It MUST come sometimes to "jam to-day,"' Alice objected.'No, it can't,' said the Queen. 'It's jam every OTHER day: to-day isn't any OTHER day, you know.''I don't understand you,' said Alice. 'It's dreadfully confusing!'