The Thrift Store of the Heapers' Hangout

edited 2014-08-07 22:12:23 in Roleplay & Games
Need a PlayStation 1 with a weird controller taped to it? We've got that!

Want a wall clock with the Atari logo on it? We've got you covered!

Always wanted some T-shirts from a 1993 charity walk? Well, he have those too!

And today only: anything marked with a blue tag is 25% off!

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  • (*waits for everything with a blue tag to be $1.99*)
  • kill living beings
    do you have any books that aren't thriller paperbacks and not some weird jesusness
  • do you have any books that aren't thriller paperbacks and not some weird jesusness

    there are roughly 20 copies of Lies: And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them in addition to a whole bunch of Java and C++ for dummies books that are almost 20 years old
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Do you have any vinyl records that aren't country, 101 Strings, or ancient Gospel tunes?

    Oh, you do. Oh, I didn't know Barbara Streisand put out that many albums.
  • kill living beings
    hey it's not all bad i got my EE textbook from goodwill

    so what if it's thirty years old
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Piers Anthony
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *tries to sell you a used Guitar Hero bundle for a console nobody plays anymore*
  • make it DJ Hero and perhaps we'll talk





    perhaps
  • *buys it ""ironically""*

    *the double quotes indicating that my usage of the word ironically is itself ironic, and then another set of quotes to wrap back around so that the basic action is still ironic*

    #portland
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I need a slave.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Finally, my aspirations to acquire a functional wardrobe consisting entirely of plaids, tweeds and Hawaiian shirts is finally fulfilled!
  • edited 2014-08-07 23:21:06
    but shit
    the reference that had to be made I'm sorry
  • do you have a clock with an hourly chime
  • edited 2014-08-08 09:48:25
    (flower path)

    do you have a clock with an hourly chime

    we have one with a daily chime, you can get one for every hour
  • Finally, my aspirations to acquire a functional wardrobe consisting entirely of plaids, tweeds and Hawaiian shirts is finally fulfilled!

    are you trying to shit-talk Hawaiian shirts

    I will fight you in real life
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Wilhelm said:

    do you have a clock with an hourly chime

    we have one with a daily chime, you can get one for every hour
    Isn't a clock with a daily chime just a regular alarm clock?

  • edited 2014-08-08 16:45:48

    Wilhelm said:

    do you have a clock with an hourly chime

    we have one with a daily chime, you can get one for every hour
    Isn't a clock with a daily chime just a regular alarm clock?

    precisely

    incidentally, i was actually looking for a clock with an hourly chime in a thrift store recently

    ponicalica wins
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Somebody has got to have slaves around here.
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