Pooh alternates between Airplane!-style hilarious misunderstandings, and just plain being a dick. Piglet fights back with sarcasm. Eeyore is even more of a sad sack than he is in the cartoons.
I need to find a print edition, to see if they're all this messed up.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I figured that everyone who doesn't read Cracked still needs to see these. Besides, I did a little more digging and got a bunch of strips that weren’t in that Cracked article.
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Personally this will always be my favorite
Wow. Those are... dang.
It really doesn't feel like the Milne books, though.
But some of the more absurd ones (like the echo one) do feel like Pooh.