You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ok, so, the chocolate river scene.
Mrs. Gloop and Mr. Salt both remark on how the river is "polluted" before Wonka explains that it's chocolate. But like...they're standing right on the bank of the river as they have this conversation. Surely they'd be able to smell that it's chocolate and not wastewater? Just sayin'.
Also, if the chocolate was hot enough to flow like water, it would probably have burned Augustus the moment he stuck his hand in.
Mrs. Gloop and Mr. Salt both remark on how the river is "polluted" before Wonka explains that it's chocolate. But like...they're standing right on the bank of the river as they have this conversation. Surely they'd be able to smell that it's chocolate and not wastewater? Just sayin'.
Also, if the chocolate was hot enough to flow like water, it would probably have burned Augustus the moment he stuck his hand in.
Depends on what kind of chocolate. Most candy bars aim for about 36C to melt in the mouth with additional moisture. But obviously something like a fondue or chocolate fountain should be much lower and can retain temperatures somewhat below their melting point as long as it remains in motion -- by definition they have to be safe to touch, because it's not like it'll just not get on your hand if you ask politely.
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And then it kept being amazing until it ended.
I'm sorry
If you are bored watching little men rhyme.
then you are surely missing some time,
to get all your friends and play in some grime.
But getting all dirty is such. a. crime.
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