I am the King of Television, and I have given up

Anonus · 2014-07-28 21:04:44

My bounty of television outlets includes the broadcast network ABC, and cable channels like ESPN, HBO, TNT, TBS, Cartoon Network, ABC Family, CNN and AMC. But people keep telling me that television sucks.

Fine. What should be on television?

Yarrun XIX · 2014-07-28 21:11:50

An endless stream of cat videos.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-07-28 21:13:47

And nothing else.

Obā-san · 2014-07-28 21:15:19

Yarrun XIX said:
An endless stream of cat videos.

(*meow of approval*)

MetaFour · 2014-07-28 21:24:44

Air anything at all, but hire the Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys to provide constant running commentary.

lee4hmz · 2014-07-28 21:44:27

Yarrun XIX said:
An endless stream of cat videos.

http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/too-cute-kittens

Imipolex G · 2014-07-28 22:06:24

metal and boobs

I am the King of Television, and I have given up

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