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i just realized

Obā-sanObā-san
edited 2014-07-19 21:06:47 in General
if someone were to ask me if i even lifted i could truthfully and honestly answer "yes, i do in fact lift."

that's pretty wild, innit?

Comments

  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    more like shoplift, knowing you

    (wait that makes no sense)
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    lift & separate
  • TreTre
    image
    does piracy count as shoplifting

    because if so I've been lifting (unwillingly) for years
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i think people start lifting the first time they get a hold of something as a baby.
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