ANTHONY WORKS IN THE GROCERY STORE

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• Imipolex G

  2011-05-22 22:31:04

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Man, I worked in a grocery store once. Twice, actually. That shit sucks.
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-05-22 23:43:01

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Yeah, well, who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
  
• Anonus

  2011-05-23 18:08:15 edited 2011-05-23 18:08:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I imagine working at the grocery store would quickly become dull
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-05-23 18:33:43

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Oh come on, the one time I make a thread that isn't supposed to be about grocery stores and y'all have to go & grocery-store it up?
  
• Anonus

  2011-05-23 19:14:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yes
• Imipolex G

  2011-05-23 22:25:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  It alternates between dull and incredibly painful.
  
  With pain.