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Disproof of math

OdradekOdradek
edited 2014-07-06 21:29:00 in General
If you add one puddle to another puddle, you get one puddle.

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  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    This is a contradiction.  Therefore, it is impossible to add puddles.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Lilly said:

    This is a contradiction.  Therefore, it is impossible to add puddles.

    Do puddles contradict themselves? Oceans are large, they contain multitudes of puddles
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    Lilly said:

    This is a contradiction.  Therefore, it is impossible to add puddles.

    >2011
    >LEM
    >ishiggitydiggitygirard
  • MorvenMorven
    Puddles are like infinities, you add two and you just get the same thing again.
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    If you have a small circle, you get pi.

    But then you get a bigger circle and you still get pi.

    Math confirmed for bogus.
  • MorvenMorven
    But what fruit is the pi made from?  Shit's important.
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Well now you're just being obtuse.
  • MandelbrotMandelbrot
    fight. dream. horse. love.

    I don’t think I need to spend much time on infinity. Infinitus est numerus stultorum. It suffices to point out that you cannot show me infinity of anything whatsoever. Since everything is finite, including every number, putting them all together will still not get you to infinity. According to math (and also its feisty sidekick, the English language), the number before infinity would be known as the “penultimate” in the series of all numbers. So in my opinion, the last number in the number line is the penultimate.

    There is also a convenient common sense method for refuting infinity. If there were infinite numbers, then the Universe couldn’t fit them all in. But clearly the Universe does fit them all in, by the transitive property. It fits our brains, and our brains fit all the numbers. Please see William Lane Craig on this point, for further discussion

  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Mandelbrot
    image
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    by the transitive property
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    personally I liked the random Latin stuffed in
  • BeeBee
    Adding puddles is more like adding sets.
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Bee said:

    Adding puddles is more like adding sets.

    eilenberg's swindle
  • BeeBee
    If you can make knot-shaped puddles, you have bigger things to worry about than accidentally disproving math.  Or bigger things to enjoy than accidentally disproving math.
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I was actually thinking about modules, not knots.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2014-07-08 00:56:20
    I had to think about what you meant by that because I'm a programmer and my modules are considerably less abstract than yours.
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