The Parking Garage of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-07-03 18:35:45

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Saaaay... heeeeeey, kiiiiid...

  
  

  *pats stuffed pocket*
• Obā-san

  2014-07-03 18:36:42

  
  

  why hello there mister! whatchoo got?
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 18:38:46

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  A parking garage?

  
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-03 18:39:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  oh no what have i started
• glennmagusharvey

  wanders around the parking garage eyeing the ground carefully for loose change /me considers the cl...

  2014-07-03 18:40:23 edited 2014-07-03 18:41:02

  /me wanders around the parking garage eyeing the ground carefully for loose change
  
  /me considers the climbability of the interior columns
  
  /me imagines a martial arts combat scene playing out in the parking garage, spanning multiple levels
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 18:40:30

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Oh, ~nothing~

  
  

  ~nothing at all~
• Anonus

  2014-07-03 19:44:33

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  friendly reminder that this is a parking garage in the Mojave Desert

  
  

  also, get "time_warner" out of the tags

  
  

  they're horrid
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-07-03 19:47:48

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  naney said:

  why hello there mister! whatchoo got?
  

  Anything you need, boy.
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-03 20:58:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  But Time Warner began as a parking company, geddit?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-03 21:00:14 edited 2014-07-03 21:01:46

  did they remind people when they needed to pay more money to keep their cars in the parking lot?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-03 21:00:22

  because if they did, then they would be time warners
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-03 21:01:23

  
• Anonus

  2014-07-03 21:09:42

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Central Avenue said:

  But Time Warner began as a parking company, geddit?

  No, Warner Communications did

  
  

  Time Warner was an entity formed in 1990 when Time Inc. bought Warner Communications
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-03 21:12:43

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Oh fine, Señor Nitpicky, I shall change the tag to "warner_communications"
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 21:23:09

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -the parking garage is completely empty-
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-03 21:25:15

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...What did you even do with all the cars? Did you just park them in a desert somewhere?
• Anonus

  2014-07-03 21:28:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  this is a desert
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-03 21:31:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *sits by a cactus*
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 21:33:32

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Please, I have a mystique to keep up.
• [Deleted User]

  2014-07-04 18:00:19

  It's not always easy to protect the Princess...especially from herself.

  Has anyone seen my car?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-07-04 21:16:39

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Heeeey, Security Horse...