Is there life on maaaaaaaaaaars
NOT APPLYING FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I am working on the molecular genetics of aging, and I feel like I'm making real progress, so I have no choice but to stay on Earth. Maybe when I'm 80, they'll let me go as a politician in order to keep all you Martians HONEST, so Mars doesn't get wrecked like Earth by a bunch of lying rotten politicians. The CIA has a lie detector which monitors brain waves, and is about 99 percent accurate, and the future surely holds even more accurate lie detection. In the future, ANY Mars political candidate who does not happily hook themself up to the thing, and answer ALL questions, DARN WELL BETTER! NOT EVEN BE CONSIDERED BY ONE MARTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All CIA agents have to take lie detector tests - and SO SHOULD ALL POLITICIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I am working on the molecular genetics of aging, and I feel like I'm making real progress, so I have no choice but to stay on Earth. Maybe when I'm 80, they'll let me go as a politician in order to keep all you Martians HONEST, so Mars doesn't get wrecked like Earth by a bunch of lying rotten politicians. The CIA has a lie detector which monitors brain waves, and is about 99 percent accurate, and the future surely holds even more accurate lie detection. In the future, ANY Mars political candidate who does not happily hook themself up to the thing, and answer ALL questions, DARN WELL BETTER! NOT EVEN BE CONSIDERED BY ONE MARTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All CIA agents have to take lie detector tests - and SO SHOULD ALL POLITICIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fixed.