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Obā-san · 2012-12-20 03:15:58

update

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 03:16:28

holy shit

expect imminent interestingness

PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-20 10:41:42

MOM?

How does being your mom's mom work search

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 10:46:27

Weird Time Shit, that's how.

Yarrun XIX · 2012-12-21 00:41:05

Okay, this new page is pretty adorable

Just those two smiling and our little troll-deceiver flailing with panic.

Obā-san · 2012-12-21 09:37:21

Oh my god that Blingee folder

Haven · 2012-12-21 09:46:16

On the list of things from fanfic I never expected to be canon: blingeeing a notebook.

I was hoping the Lalondes would get to talk, but how happy they looked to see each other was enough.

Obā-san · 2012-12-21 12:23:38

Obā-san · 2012-12-22 02:09:44

Yet another perfect crime successfully perpetrated. And by crime, you guess you mean order from a superior. In your experience, the best crimes are the ones which are totally legal.

PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-22 06:18:11

Club Deuces is still the best Midnight Crew

Obā-san · 2012-12-22 21:54:02

wait roxy has the queen's ring

sweet

and where do y'all think dirk is

Justice4243 · 2012-12-22 23:24:26

and where do y'all think dirk is

Picking up the pieces of his shattered heart.

Obā-san · 2012-12-22 23:28:56

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ;_;

Obā-san · 2012-12-22 23:36:57

SVVEET BROSKI AND HELLZA JEFRII

and geromy„ (thats IT hes juts GEROMY you SHITHEAD)

lee4hmz · 2012-12-23 12:40:47

I like how Sweet Bro's sign looks like the block stairs from Super Mario Bros.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-23 15:38:21

I like how Geromy's sign is his name in English.

Obā-san · 2012-12-23 15:46:25

the last crossover i was expecting

Hexartes · 2012-12-23 16:10:04

wuzzat

Obā-san · 2012-12-23 16:17:41

Yarrun XIX · 2012-12-25 12:04:28

And Homestuck's gift to us is Equiussprite.

And lo and behold, there were many calls to return the gift to the store, and in a wave of despair, they were silenced.

Yarrun XIX · 2012-12-25 23:54:35

And lo, the second gift was the birth of a new creature, the merging of two horse lovers, and a herd of mechanical horses crossed the plains, and they did ride off into the distance.

lee4hmz · 2012-12-26 11:50:37

It's enough to bring a man (or a clown, for that matter) to tears.

Obā-san · 2012-12-26 12:17:53

I approve of this christmas gift.

Anyhoo, while I was absent skimmed back through acts 1 through 5, clearing up things i was confused on.

But I somehow missed how exactly did Kanaya become a rainbow drinker. was she one all along or somerthing?

I wouldn't ask, but I'm not really in the mood to reread everything againnnn

lee4hmz · 2012-12-26 13:22:02

It's implied way back in Hivebent that it's a quirk.of her blood color.

Obā-san · 2012-12-26 16:09:10

Ahh, okay.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-27 01:37:28

Update,

Arquiusprite is large and kind if in-charge.

I love it.

lee4hmz · 2012-12-27 01:38:47

This entire string of updates has been hilarious. Especially once he started talking.

Obā-san · 2012-12-27 01:42:01

Arquiusprite/Dirk OTP

lee4hmz · 2012-12-27 01:43:19

Bwahahahahaha.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-27 01:59:14

I bet Arquiusprite could actually fire a bow and do crazy robot calculations so he'd do super hero stuff but be so strong he'd murder people like on Princess Mononoke.

Obā-san · 2012-12-27 02:00:13

Justice42 said:
I bet Arquiusprite could actually fire a bow and do crazy robot calculations so he'd do super hero stuff but be so strong he'd murder people like on Princess Mononoke.

FUCK

YES

Justice4243 · 2012-12-27 02:07:01

Is it bad that I just kind of hope a good half of the rest of Homestuck is just Arquiusprite grabbing a bow and doing crazy Green Arrow meets Ashitaka stunts on the villains?

Obā-san · 2012-12-27 02:11:03

No

Obā-san · 2012-12-27 02:26:52

i must share this because

that last pickup line attempt

is so beautiful

Justice4243 · 2012-12-27 02:42:42

Clearly the best use of my time to date.

Obā-san · 2012-12-27 02:44:43

man i need to watch princess mononoke again sometime, that film was so awesome

Justice4243 · 2012-12-27 02:50:33

Back when it was in theaters a friend of mine watched it. He was alone in the theater except for a father and his young daughter who both thought they where going to watch a "Princess Movie".

When Ashitaka decapitated a man with his arrow, the father exclaimed "THIS ISN'T A PRINCESS MOVIE!"

This is why movies have these things called "ratings"

Obā-san · 2012-12-27 02:51:15

what a lame dad

One-Winged Eagle · 2012-12-27 05:50:02

Actually, the more I think about it, the more down I am with this ship.

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Justice4243 · 2012-12-27 11:47:14

It's just kinda of nice to see Equius full of STRONG confidence.

Guess he wasn't so much an unhappy character as quiet, or perhaps semi-uncomfortable in his own skin, but apparently being merged with a Dirk AI makes for the STRONGEST, SMARTEST, happiest guy around.

Obā-san · 2012-12-27 15:56:59

https://soundcloud.com/turntechtestified/arquiusprite-take-one

Death · 2012-12-28 05:52:30

I'm somewhere in the middle of act 5. I like this comic. It keeps me company while I'm doing my deathly duties.

lee4hmz · 2012-12-28 12:02:38

Hahah, oh wow:

TG: do i seem like the kind of guy whod accept a magic ring from whoopi goldberg
TG: to awaken some egregious homofantasy for a ripped blue dudes mammoth eco friendly bulge

DAVESPRITE/CAPTAIN PLANET OTP

lee4hmz · 2012-12-28 14:19:03

In other news, I've forgotten how punchable John could be at times back in Act 5, especially after he starts talking to Vriska. :P

Justice4243 · 2012-12-28 16:42:57

It's kinda easy to forget how sassy he can be.

Though, considering he's friends with the likes of Dave and Rose, he'd kinda have to be.

lee4hmz · 2012-12-28 17:06:41

Yeah, that's true.

I'm actually kind of liking Dave this time around. He gets some of the funniest lines, especially once the weirder trolls show up.

Obā-san · 2012-12-28 21:56:20

Geromy

lee4hmz · 2012-12-29 00:43:44

Still reading through A5A2...man, I'd forgotten just how much of a dickweed Eridan was. >:P I seriously want to ring his neck.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-29 01:40:18

I always felt Eridan going off the deep end was a nice remind of what troll culture is really like. To Vriska's point, Karkat was actually a hell of a leader to keep the group from killing each other up until that point it was only when all hope seemed loss (no pun intended) that shit started hitting the whirling device.

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