The Homestuck Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Forum

Tre · 2012-05-23 22:19:36

Hehe.

Haven · 2012-05-24 07:36:39

This update made me laugh way too hard.

And then I did this.

Tre · 2012-05-24 11:46:12

uu: GIVE THE BITCH A ROSE!

"Bitches love roses?"

Justice4243 · 2012-05-24 12:28:49

Glorious update.

lee4hmz · 2012-05-24 15:19:47

This is probably the funniest set of updates since, I dunno, Karkat and Terezi were fighting over the keyboard at the very beginning of A5A2. :D

PlutoniumFist · 2012-05-24 16:57:28

This is, indeed, a great update.

Though it's given me an odd theory.

We already know that UU wears a green suit decorated with a 6 and a 9, one that presumably looks like Calmasis'. Well, there's another set of characters who wear green suits with numbers on them.

We also know that uu hates UU with a passion and enjoys porn with highly specific subject matter, echoing another set of characters who hate green torsos and enjoy similar illicit material.

Haven · 2012-05-24 17:39:55

We already know that UU wears a green suit decorated with a 6 and a 9, one that presumably looks like Calmasis'. Well, there's another set of characters who wear green suits with numbers on them.

I think you're on to something:

UU: on the other hand, those of my blood coloUr were once actUally qUite common! bUt later they were all hUnted to extinction.
GG: Jeez. Why?
UU: details of the genocide are historically mUrky. it's one of those maddening voids in my Understanding of yoUr elaborate epic.
UU: bUt i have specUlated their extermination had to do with the extremely powerfUl abilities they tended to have, and the threat to aUthority they represented. even more so than other powerfUl lowbloods.

Extremely powerful abilities, a threat to authority (Spades probably would be the authority, since he made that town), hunted to extinction. The hitch is that we've seen the Felt have red blood, of course.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-05-24 17:52:31

no vanilla our bby post

That's true.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-24 22:38:26

PlutoniumFist · 2012-05-25 02:54:35

OMAE WA MO. SHINDEIRu.

lee4hmz · 2012-05-25 03:03:35

IDEA: Uu is the same person in the real world, but has two dream selves like Sollux.

Also, what do you get when you mix red and green in RGB? YUCKY MUST4RD >:]

Haven · 2012-05-25 03:06:13

The shitty twist is always "dead characters." Approximately 0% chance of her staying this way...then again, given the whole time issue maybe it doesn't matter.

uu: I HAVE NOTICED. AS YOuR AWFuL MEANDERING SAGA WENDS ITS WAY. THROuGH THE ASS CRACK OF NOWHERE AND BACK.

uu: ANSWERS TO POINTLESS QuESTIONS ARE OFTEN DEFERRED. NIGH INDEFINITELY.

Well...he's got Hussie's number all right.

Unknown · 2012-05-25 03:27:06

The user and all related content has been deleted.

Tre · 2012-05-25 07:31:08

So. dream!UU is dead? This just makes the whole situation even more confusing.

Unknown · 2012-05-26 17:48:05

The user and all related content has been deleted.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-05-27 17:39:26

Update!

Alternians Assemble!

Tre · 2012-05-27 18:47:10

I think this is the first time I've heard Aranea cuss. Like, ever.

Unknown · 2012-05-27 19:41:28

The user and all related content has been deleted.

Unknown · 2012-05-28 08:59:00

The user and all related content has been deleted.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-05-28 12:32:50

Yesss, I've seen that one before. The horns are reversed but it's perfect otherwise.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-05-29 02:41:53

Update.

I'm starting to like Meenah a whole lot.

Haven · 2012-05-29 13:44:32

DAVE: (liquor is booze you drink it and it makes you fall down and slur words and understand sports)

Eelektross · 2012-05-29 13:59:02

Have you noticed that like all of the antagonists so far have become antagonists by snapping?

Jack became the Sovereign Slayer when he decided that he had enough of the Black Queen and went bonkers. Eridan went crazy when Sollux fought him. Gamzee lost his sopor pies and went fucking insane as a result. Doc Scratch literally snapped and became Lord English, which was because of the actions of both Jack and Gamzee.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-29 14:04:46

I'd say Eridan is a bit of an exception. He seemed to spend a lot of time planning to join Jack. It's just when everyone else thought it was a bad idea did he decide to go on a killing spree.

Eelektross · 2012-05-29 14:05:06

man

how much of the plot would be nonexistent if gamzee just sat down and shared sopor pies with eridan and jack

and jack would be like ok

and eridan would be like wwhatevver

and then they'd all be stoned as hell

'

Justice4243 · 2012-05-29 14:06:23

Andrew misses his opportunity to make the later chapters just about people getting high on pie. :P

Unknown · 2012-05-29 15:30:50

The user and all related content has been deleted.

Eelektross · 2012-05-30 03:45:39

what awes me is how all of the villains arise from really mundane things/people

jack noir was a normal human being before he got the ring

doc scratch/lord english was born from a string of words, a cue ball and a scary puppet

eridan was a whiny upper-class kid before he got the crosshairs

Justice4243 · 2012-05-30 12:02:42

jack noir was a normal human being before he got the ring

Well, normal Dersite. But that's comparable.

Haven · 2012-05-30 12:14:09

He was still high-ranking and sociopathic before that, though. All his other incarnations are pretty important even without the ring.

Eelektross · 2012-05-31 00:59:17

^^ What's the difference?

^Archagent basically means glorified pencil pusher.

Tre · 2012-05-31 01:00:55

Carapacian body type. Nubby legs, three fingers, completely black skin.

Y'know. That stuff.

Haven · 2012-05-31 01:01:36

Claws, teeth, barcodes, carapaces, etc.

And ninjas.

Eelektross · 2012-05-31 01:03:09

Well that doesn't sound very human at all.

Tachyon · 2012-05-31 21:56:25

The latest update is very meta.

Unknown · 2012-05-31 21:59:42

The user and all related content has been deleted.

Tachyon · 2012-05-31 22:14:39

That's true.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-05-31 22:23:58

In many ways, Act 6 almost feels like a sequel to me.

Unknown · 2012-05-31 22:24:46

The user and all related content has been deleted.

Haven · 2012-06-01 02:46:33

"Die fish hitler!"

Justice4243 · 2012-06-01 03:06:02

^ This.

Tre · 2012-06-01 19:10:45

pfffffffffffffthahahahahahahahaha

PlutoniumFist · 2012-06-02 01:52:31

Jake's lucky that she dropped it.

And seeing lowercase Terezi makes me wonder if she's normally shouting all the time.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-02 02:02:09

Not attacking the general or recent quality of the story or anything, bit these last several updates have been the funniest Homestuck has been in quite some time. It might actually be the absolute funniest.

Unknown · 2012-06-02 02:02:48

The user and all related content has been deleted.

Eelektross · 2012-06-02 02:53:01

Wait guys, I think I know why DD is working for the troll empress so willingly

It's been established that DD has a "thing" for grey ladies, right

...yeah

Justice4243 · 2012-06-02 04:51:22

...Seer of Mind.

Unknown · 2012-06-02 05:07:18

The user and all related content has been deleted.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-02 05:32:54

Also, it's interesting to think the scratch Troll ancestors where actually basically the same as the trolls we know and love/hate.

I was wondering how the world would end up more peaceful, but with Feferi calling the shots, there's really little doubt.

Eelektross · 2012-06-02 12:58:57

Guys i had an idea

you know how everyone wants X troll to be revived

and how for a good half of act 5 the meteor was a fucking slasher movie

well I have an idea

NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE TEENAGERS FROM PARADOX SPACE

all the dead trolls are bothering death SOOOOOO much that he lets them go

but they're not going to go back to the land of the living to resolve shipping or anything dumb like that

they've come for the characters' BRAINS

highlights include kanaya killing eridan by bisecting him (again) and tavros trying and failing (adorably) to kill gamzee

The Homestuck Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Forum

Comments

Howdy, Stranger!

Categories