MGM: Can't Stop Dancing

THIS GAME

IT IS LIKE EATING HOLLYWOOD AND WILDFLOWERS

OH YES

COME ON AND DANCE WITH ME

father you're staring at a blank screen

and that twister pad is all raggedy

we could have used it father

YOU SILLY CHILD

TWISTER IS A STUPID GAME, NOBODY ACTUALLY LIKES IT

THEY JUST PRETEND TO BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL HORNY

i didn't pretend

father why must you destroy my things

FOR A PURPOSE

what is the purpose of this

I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOUR KING

AND YOU DO NOT QUESTION MY PURPOSE

oh god

there's a truck coming through the back door

what the hell is that about

THEY HAVE HAMBURGERS

let me guess

they cost $4000

and it will cost that much to fix the back door

DON'T WORRY ABOUT MONEY

NOT WHEN YOU CAN PIG OUT

ugh

fine