Do you every feel like your touchscreen keyboard is actively fighting thou?

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• Calica

  2014-06-11 00:53:48 edited 2014-06-11 00:54:57

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  thee

  
  

  dost thou ever feel like thy touchscreen keyboard is actively fighting thee

  
  

  #lillyissopunchable
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-11 00:54:45

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And Lilly beat me to it.
• Princess Alice

  2014-06-11 00:56:43

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I love how THAT was the one typo y'all jumped on out of all that
  
  Dorks
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-11 00:57:50

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The archaic second person pronoun's honor must always be protected!
• Princess Alice

  2014-06-11 01:00:13

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The fact that "thou" is even in Swype's suggestions perplexed me
  
  Do people often type that on their smartphones and tablets?m?
• Obā-san

  2014-06-11 01:00:57

  
  

  Central Avenue said:

  The fact that "thou" is even in Swype's suggestions perplexed me
  
  Do people often type that on their smartphones and tablets?m?

  m'lady, i am here to protect thou! (*tips fedora*)
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-11 01:01:45

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  why naney

  
  

  why you do the thing
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-06-11 01:02:55

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yon Assassin said:

  Central Avenue said:

  The fact that "thou" is even in Swype's suggestions perplexed me
  
  Do people often type that on their smartphones and tablets?m?

  m'lady, i am here to protect thou! (*tips fedora*)

  Thee.
• Obā-san

  2014-06-11 01:03:50

  
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  why naney

  
  

  why you do the thing

  
• Obā-san

  2014-06-11 01:04:23

  
  

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  Central Avenue said:

  The fact that "thou" is even in Swype's suggestions perplexed me
  
  Do people often type that on their smartphones and tablets?m?

  m'lady, i am here to protect thou! (*tips fedora*)

  Thee.

  no, in this case it would in fact be be thou
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-11 01:04:38

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  naney 

  
  

  naney pls
• Anonus

  2014-06-11 01:04:49

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  naney is here to steal my woman
• Princess Alice

  2014-06-11 01:05:41

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *sets the fedora on fire with princess magic*
  
  There, all better
• Obā-san

  2014-06-11 01:06:46

  
  

  Anonus said:

  naney is here to steal my woman

  (*negs centie whilst slipping a Red Pill into her drink while the statue of liberty looks on fondly*)
• Princess Alice

  2014-06-11 01:11:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *quietly swaps drinks like a movie villain*
• SF_Sorrow

  2014-06-11 01:12:01 edited 2014-06-11 01:12:28

  
  

  *be the bystander, wondering what the hell is going on in this world*
• Manly McMacho

  2014-06-11 01:14:03

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  *downs both drinks, tries to drive home, plows through a home during a baby shower, taking out 6 of the 9 family members inside including the newborn and herself, ends up a cautionary tale of the dangers of drugging oneself and operating an automobile*
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-06-11 01:17:49

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yon Assassin said:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  Central Avenue said:

  The fact that "thou" is even in Swype's suggestions perplexed me
  
  Do people often type that on their smartphones and tablets?m?

  m'lady, i am here to protect thou! (*tips fedora*)

  Thee.

  no, in this case it would in fact be be thou

  I think it would actually be "thee," as in earlier and Northern English the form of "you" there would be "ye."
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-06-11 01:18:56

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  *weeps over bodies of children cursing God, self, alcohol*
• Obā-san

  2014-06-11 01:20:09

  
  

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  Central Avenue said:

  The fact that "thou" is even in Swype's suggestions perplexed me
  
  Do people often type that on their smartphones and tablets?m?

  m'lady, i am here to protect thou! (*tips fedora*)

  Thee.

  no, in this case it would in fact be be thou

  I think it would actually be "thee," as in earlier and Northern English the form of "you" there would be "ye."

  nonononono

  
  

  in this specific context, wherein i am attempting to form a pastiche of certain sorts of contemporary persons, "thou" would be the correct word.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-11 01:20:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Manly McMacho said:

  *downs both drinks, tries to drive home, plows through a home during a baby shower, taking out 6 of the 9 family members inside including the newborn and herself, ends up a cautionary tale of the dangers of drugging oneself and operating an automobile*
  

  
• SF_Sorrow

  2014-06-11 01:36:03

  
  

  þou
• Calica

  2014-06-11 03:23:32 edited 2014-06-11 03:23:54

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  SF_Sorrow said:

  þou

  pretty sure it's ðee here jeez
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-06-11 03:59:40

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yon Assassin said:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  Central Avenue said:

  The fact that "thou" is even in Swype's suggestions perplexed me
  
  Do people often type that on their smartphones and tablets?m?

  m'lady, i am here to protect thou! (*tips fedora*)

  Thee.

  no, in this case it would in fact be be thou

  I think it would actually be "thee," as in earlier and Northern English the form of "you" there would be "ye."

  nonononono

  
  

  in this specific context, wherein i am attempting to form a pastiche of certain sorts of contemporary persons, "thou" would be the correct word.

  Oh, OK. :3
• Obā-san

  2014-06-11 04:00:24

  
  

  thou art a doofus and i love thee dearly.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-06-11 04:11:59

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yon Assassin said:

  thou art a doofus and i love thee dearly.

  And I thee, my love.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-06-11 04:12:54

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  what light through yonder dick-touching breaks
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-06-11 04:17:54

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  ...why would you want light to leak through a handjob? A window, sure, particularly if your love is by it and you like to compare them to the sun, but who wants to be transparent during the sexy times?
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-06-11 07:50:12 edited 2014-06-11 07:50:35

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I watched that bicycle safety video just now. That was... really something.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-11 09:08:31

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  If you think that's weird, you should watch the music video

  
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-11 09:37:27

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Manly McMacho said:

  *downs both drinks, tries to drive home, plows through a home during a baby shower, taking out 6 of the 9 family members inside including the newborn and herself, ends up a cautionary tale of the dangers of drugging oneself and operating an automobile*
  

  

  I watched a video involving monkey-masked children and bicycle safety.  Once.
  
  Right?
  
  Right.
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-06-11 10:15:46

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Boards of Canada :D