The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 03:45:49

  i wish forehead hitting the keyboard actually produced more interesting text than something like "juy6f" or some other small number of characters
  
  like, if only it produced like ft8ubjfnpiodvmklcee;oclejfik (but like 8 times larger)
  
• SpruceZeus

  2015-07-30 03:51:13

  theres always https://www.random.org/strings/
  
  although that certainly lacks the visceral satisfaction
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-07-30 04:26:23

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Crystal on the right, Miko on the left

  
  

  
  
• Obā-san

  2015-07-30 04:27:31

  
  

  there is a lot of weird shit you can do w/ a cloaca...
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 04:48:23

  naney said:

  there is a lot of weird shit you can do w/ a cloaca...

  there is a lot of weird shit you can do with Calaca, too
  
• Crystal

  2015-07-30 04:59:19

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  I disagree. I do not have pink hair.
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-30 05:00:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  not yet
  
• Crystal

  2015-07-30 05:01:18

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Not ever.
• Calica

  2015-07-30 05:04:57

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i looked up the picture and the pinkhead seemed to actually be a blonde anyways
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 05:10:43

  unfuck you
  
• Crystal

  2015-07-30 05:31:17

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Calica said:

  i looked up the picture and the pinkhead seemed to actually be a blonde anyways

  Better than pink.

  
  

  Also, Meeks, that's more of a you line anyway. But details, details.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 05:32:12

  Crystal said:

  Calica said:

  i looked up the picture and the pinkhead seemed to actually be a blonde anyways

  Better than pink.

  
  

  Also, Meeks, that's more of a you line anyway. But details, details.

  Kendrick Meek for Senate
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 05:33:11

  Crystal said:

  Calica said:

  i looked up the picture and the pinkhead seemed to actually be a blonde anyways

  Better than pink.

  
  

  Also, Meeks, that's more of a you line anyway. But details, details.

  actually my bad
  
  Gregory Meeks for Senate
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 05:33:35

  but not for senate because he didn't actually run -- only kendrick meek did
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 05:34:17

  FYI, Kendrick Meek is an actual former U.S. Senate candidate from Florida.  Gregory Meeks and Kendrick Meek are both actual U.S. Representatives.  Meeks never ran for Senate.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 05:34:22

  at least not in florida
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 05:35:37

  hey Crystal you should run for Senate in    rats  
  
• Calica

  2015-07-30 05:36:19

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 05:49:32

  see, it is said that the meek will inherit the earth
  
  but kendrick meek lost his bid for senate
  
  however, this is actually consistent
  
  because the united states is not a part of the earth! (as evidenced by its rejection of the Kyoto Protocol)
  
  i love it when #insanetrolllogic is win
• Obā-san

  2015-07-30 05:51:45

  
  

  that bible bit is actually in reference to Meek Mill, who will win the earth from the clutches of Drake
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 05:54:36

  Mariannette Miller-Meeks
  
  actual name of an Iowan opthalmologist and congressional candidate
• Haven

  2015-07-30 05:56:24

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Tachyon said:

  What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little antinatalist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in wonderposting, and I’ve been involved in numerous members-only threads on Heapers' Hangout, and I have over 300 confirmed hilarious memes. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top contributor in the entire album club. You are nothing to me but just another shitty troll. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bronies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my situationally-appropriate youtube embeds. Not only am I extensively trained in irony, but I have access to the entire arsenal of tumblr gifs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

  when I clicked on this thread, it took me to this post.

  
  

  it was a godsend
• SpruceZeus

  2015-07-30 06:03:01

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 06:04:33

  why can't fantasy artists just make chestplates rather than boobplates, sigh
• Section42L

  2015-07-30 06:30:47

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Miko the Sock Queen said:

  Crystal on the right, Miko on the left

  
  

  
  

  I don't see Crystal not being Marceline and Miko not being Bubblegum, TBH.
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-30 06:37:35

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I don't see Central Avenue not being amused by your use of double negatives
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-30 07:21:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  boobplates
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 13:54:03

  Central Avenue said:

  I don't see Central Avenue not being amused by your use of double negatives

  non-use
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 13:56:32

  Teana is awesome
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 14:18:11

  how does the roflcopter sound be do'd?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 17:41:26 edited 2015-07-30 17:41:42

  shunpike
  shunpikes
  shunpiking
  shunpiked
  shunpiker
  shunpikism?
  
  shunpikachu?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 17:42:14

  croadgeeks are ool people
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 17:42:19

  chac mool
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 17:42:22

  chac moo
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 17:43:04

  chac boo boo boo moo moo foo foo zoomabafoo to-love-ru tippecanoe and tyler too
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 17:43:30

  glennmagusharvey said:

  chac boo boo boo moo moo foo foo zoomabafoo to-love-ru tippecanoe and tyler too
  

  > to love ru
  > 'tippecanoe and tyler too'
  
  things that only i would put in the same post
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 17:44:53

  bum ba-dom ba-tom bob-omb a dill
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 17:45:08

  glennmagusharvey said:

  bum ba-dom ba-tom bob-omb a dill
  

  this post is in quintuple meter
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 21:43:23 edited 2015-07-30 21:43:37

  duct fucked = dark fact
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-30 21:49:36

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-30 21:56:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Antitheism 2012 Service Pack 2
• SpruceZeus

  2015-07-30 23:18:37

  
  
  featuring dante from the devil may cry series
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 23:36:54

  SpruceZeus said:

  
  
  featuring dante from the devil may cry series
  

  replace sora with neptune pls
  
• Odradek

  2015-07-30 23:39:00

  My dreams exceed my real life

  SpruceZeus said:

  
  
  featuring dante from the devil may cry series
  

  I feel similarly playing parts of Souls games to the way I did when I played Kingdom Hearts, but I am quiet about it for fear of being dubbed The Worst Nerd.
• SpruceZeus

  2015-07-30 23:41:56

  the first kingdom hearts game at least was, imo, legitmately good
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 23:44:17

  this land is Arland
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-30 23:44:24

  The Alchemists of Our Land
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-31 01:23:32

  Se dice que Cirno no es un vaca, pero un baka.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-31 01:32:28

  Sin embargo, Cirno por supuesto es un hada del hielo.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-31 01:34:30 edited 2015-07-31 01:35:24

  Hay dos muchachas, y se llaman Estina y Fiona Nono.