The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 01:21:25

but wouldn't they instead say "you're fucking unborn"?

Tachyon · 2015-07-20 01:22:55

why would they say that?

they might say "you're unfucking dead" i guess

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 01:23:19

well if you're an antinatalist then you want people to not be born

so if you kill them then you unbirth them

Tachyon · 2015-07-20 01:24:08

but that post was not written by an antinatalist, it was written by a heaper

'antinatalist' was merely deployed as an insult

sunn wolf · 2015-07-20 01:25:37

Tachyon said:
What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little antinatalist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in wonderposting, and I’ve been involved in numerous members-only threads on Heapers' Hangout, and I have over 300 confirmed hilarious memes. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top contributor in the entire album club. You are nothing to me but just another shitty troll. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bronies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my situationally-appropriate youtube embeds. Not only am I extensively trained in irony, but I have access to the entire arsenal of tumblr gifs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

i laughed a lot at this 10/10

Tachyon · 2015-07-20 01:32:32

:)

Crystal · 2015-07-20 01:34:32

Me too. It's A Good Post.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 01:47:55

just because X is not interested in what Y posts doesn't mean that Y shouldn't post it

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 01:48:10

sockbutt

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 01:49:05

dishbutt

however, "sish" is not a real world

challenge: find two words of the form @#CK and DI$% such that @#$% is a real word as wel

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 01:49:23

SO ME

SOCK and DIME

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 01:49:40

SA SH

SACK and DISH

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 01:52:32

POSH / POCK / DISH

PORE / POCK / DIRE

MUSH / MUCK / DISH

RITZ / RICK / DITZ

BART / BACK / DIRT

BERT / BECK / DIRT

BURT / BUCK / DIRT

this seems to be more constrained by the DI** condition since there's not that many words there

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 01:54:48

DIRE, DITZ, DISH, DIPS, DIMS, DIFF, DIVE, DIAL...

oh, lol, synonyms: COPS / COCK / DIPS

apparently DIEL is a word, so there's FUEL / FUCK / DIEL

sunn wolf · 2015-07-20 01:57:10

sick / dine /sine

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 01:58:54

who is embedding images from gcc.edu

Salix Babylonika · 2015-07-20 02:00:19

FEAST ON HIS KIDNEYS, REX

Calica · 2015-07-20 02:39:17

300 confirmed hilarious memes

that's twelve and a half for every hour

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:15:08

John while James ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass a better effect on the teacher.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:51:32

words rhyming with "me"

be, see, glee, bee, free, tree, dee, lee, vee, tee, pee, she, he, we, knee, flee, thee

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:51:41

maybe i can use "freed"

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:52:14

among, the waves, is, a sou-ou-ound set free

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:52:23

no, that's awkward

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:53:24

among, the waves, [is the sound of your voice, set] free

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:54:09

among, the waves, of your voice, the sounds, are set free

that's still kinda awkward though

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:55:09

in waves, of sound, is, your voi-oice se-et free

no, that's worse

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:56:00

among, the waves, when i listen close your voice is set free

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:58:48

close, -ly list, -ening to the waves, sets your voice free

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 04:59:34

"your voice becomes be" meaning to manifest itself

eww

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-20 05:44:09

maybe i can just go with a different phrasing

I'm here, alone, a quiet sea around.
My ear, pressed, upon a seashell that I found.
Among, the waves, I hear your voice shine through.
I start, to hear, a message left by you.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-22 19:34:55

stop arguing about nothing

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-22 19:35:44

the local brown anole population does not give a fuck currently

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-22 19:35:48

check back when it's mating season

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-22 22:24:00

the dumbest shitpost

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glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-22 22:35:02

Johnson once said that terminologists are numerologically abstractionist, but Terryson disagrees since some terminologists hold views that are visigothically contraindicated by Hodgson's lemmas.

But if we account for Tattenfield's Second Essay on Traumatics, Terryson's disagreement becomes moot, since enterbrainism is itself contraindicated by Terryson's conceptualizations.

Princess Alice · 2015-07-22 22:36:58

It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you~

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-22 22:40:05

So Donald Trump once said that twitter marxists are the scum of the earth.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-22 22:40:28

glennmagusharvey said:
So Donald Trump once said that twitter marxists are the scum of the earth.

laugh track not included, beyottches. supply your own. if you don't hvae one, pull it out of your own bootstraps

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-22 22:41:47

Central Avenue said:
It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you~

sure :D

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-07-22 23:10:23

Obā-san · 2015-07-22 23:11:47

Miko the Sock Queen said:

y'all fronting like soap with a grip molded into it ain’t a great idea but irl you are lamenting your dropped soap which has gotten an annoying mushy dent in it from hitting the side of the tub/shower

Princess Alice · 2015-07-22 23:15:07

naney said:

Miko the Sock Queen said:
y'all fronting like soap with a grip molded into it ain’t a great idea but irl you are lamenting your dropped soap which has gotten an annoying mushy dent in it from hitting the side of the tub/shower

Won't the grip just wear away after a couple uses anyways?

Obā-san · 2015-07-22 23:15:50

well it would wear down where you grip it more maybe?

Obā-san · 2015-07-22 23:16:21

im not quite sure why people get so indignant about "manly" things

i think they can be kinda fun

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-07-22 23:16:33

I got that image from a smug radfem blag that Crystal showed me but ehh, it made me giggle.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-22 23:18:29

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-07-22 23:21:01

......that is Earthbound soap.

Crystal · 2015-07-22 23:23:26

I personally just find masculine versions of standard things like soap to be gross at worst, mildly amusing at best, but overall forgettable.

Princess Alice · 2015-07-22 23:26:07

/me gives Miko soap shaped like a pair of cute socks

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-22 23:27:39

/me gives Central Avenue soap shaped like a colorless green idea sleeping furiously

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