The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

Comments

• Princess Alice

  2015-07-18 01:56:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  here, i'll make it up to you by posting mine too:
  
  princess_alice@dameadorabelleacademy.org
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-18 02:16:44

  See, you're thinking, "she looks like she'd be really hot if she let her hair down".
  
  But I'm thinking, "she looks hot as is, and she'd look less hot if she let her hair down".
  
• Obā-san

  2015-07-18 02:18:44

  
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-18 02:19:17

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm thinking "she doesn't have to live up to your dirty western societal standards of beauty"
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-18 05:29:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'm thinking "boobiez"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-18 09:18:00

  i'm thinking "they're slowly advancing" means they're in some sort of chariots of fire montage
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-18 09:20:50 edited 2015-07-18 09:22:10

  it's okay for a story to be largely similar to another
  
  it's okay for a story to be cliche
  
  it all depends on whether it makes sense in the context of the work itself
  
  it may be possible to make sense of a story in a different way, then you get to decide which way you like better
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-18 19:38:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Cow
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 01:10:42

  you are channeling imi
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 01:11:06

  also
  
  imi
  
  you are an idiot
  
  because cirno's perfect math class says "vaca, vaca! vaca vaca! vaca vaca!"
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-19 01:11:51

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i can't believe the Japanese would cast such aspersions on the noble bovine
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-19 01:11:57

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  moo
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 01:13:29

  Cirno: "The one who calls me a cow is a cow!"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 01:19:05

  and then Cirno went to eastern Europe and discovered desserts there
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  the one who calls me is a
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-19 02:38:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  also
  
  imi
  
  you are an idiot
  
  because cirno's perfect math class says "vaca, vaca! vaca vaca! vaca vaca!"
  

  *slaps gmh with giant gag boobs*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 03:30:08

  the vehemence of internet flame-warriors
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 03:32:52

  miles prowler
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 03:33:12

  everyone has an agenda and no one has an agenda
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 03:49:54

  daniel
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 04:42:12

  we [noun or adjective] now
  
• sunn wolf

  2015-07-19 05:33:54

  thinkin bout yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuu
  
• sunn wolf

  2015-07-19 05:34:06

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
• Crystal

  2015-07-19 05:52:16

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  glennmagusharvey said:

  daniel

  
  
• Calica

  2015-07-19 06:49:03

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  glennmagusharvey said:

  daniel

  daniel vs lions
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 13:40:17

  daniel is an important character in ether vapor and astebreed
  
  it may be the same guy; both have the same skin tone even
  
  
  not to be confused with dennis from refleX
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 13:40:35

  mahou shoujo unlyrical madoka
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 18:08:24

  i can do a chain of associations but i'm not sure it's the chain of associations you intended
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 20:20:40 edited 2015-07-19 20:22:25

  see you're looking at a female character and thinking "oh this is the one whose role it is to be the one who looks pretty and be the love interest and take the the controls to for five minutes just so that they can feel they're having a good time without learning how to fly the damn thing and get kidnapped by the bad guy"
  
  while i think "this could be the main character"
  
  that's the difference
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-19 23:36:44

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Jessica, the hydrofoil, snaked.
  
  This world loves ironing.
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-19 23:38:06

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tachyon, the Hyrdo-American, bought stuff from Dollar Depot.

  
  

  The world loves.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 23:38:21

  Tachyon said:

  Jessica, the hydrofoil, snaked.
  
  This world loves ironing.
  

  the whole world is board of ironing
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-19 23:39:23

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  say it ain't so
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-19 23:40:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it ain't so
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-19 23:42:19

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  thank goodness
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-19 23:43:37

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  sleepypasta
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 23:44:52

  Tachyon said:

  sleepypasta

  is peepypasta creepypasta?
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-19 23:45:22

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  it's probably just cheapypasta
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 23:45:26

  reapypasta is deathly
  
  sheepypasta is just all pasta
  
  heapypasta is our unique thing
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-19 23:45:30

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  cheekypasta
• sunn wolf

  2015-07-19 23:45:47

  Tachyon said:

  say it ain't so
  

  i will not go
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 23:45:49

  but that doesn't end with "pypasta"
  
• sunn wolf

  2015-07-19 23:45:58

  sunn wolf said:

  Tachyon said:

  say it ain't so
  

  i will not go
  

  turn the lights off
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 23:46:10

  sunn wolf said:

  Tachyon said:

  say it ain't so
  

  i will not go
  

  let it gooooooo~
  
• sunn wolf

  2015-07-19 23:46:13

  sunn wolf said:

  sunn wolf said:

  Tachyon said:

  say it ain't so
  

  i will not go
  

  turn the lights off
  

  carry me hoNA NANA NANA NANA NA NA NANA NANA NANA NANA NA NA
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 23:46:29

  glennmagusharvey said:

  sunn wolf said:

  Tachyon said:

  say it ain't so
  

  i will not go
  

  let it gooooooo~
  

  let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 23:46:59

  sunn wolf said:

  sunn wolf said:

  sunn wolf said:

  Tachyon said:

  say it ain't so
  

  i will not go
  

  turn the lights off
  

  carry me hoNA NANA NANA NANA NA NA NANA NANA NANA NANA NA NA
  

  HEY HEY
  
  BA-AT MAN
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-19 23:51:49

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  but that doesn't end with "pypasta"
  

  well neither does grittypasta
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-19 23:54:56

  Tachyon said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  but that doesn't end with "pypasta"
  

  well neither does grittypasta
  

  so thus grittypasta has a larger orbit around the source (the source being "creepypasta") than does "sleepypasta"
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-19 23:55:42

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  consider heapypasta
• Tachyon

  2015-07-20 00:01:43

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little antinatalist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in wonderposting, and I’ve been involved in numerous members-only threads on Heapers' Hangout, and I have over 300 confirmed hilarious memes. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top contributor in the entire album club. You are nothing to me but just another shitty troll. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bronies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my situationally-appropriate youtube embeds. Not only am I extensively trained in irony, but I have access to the entire arsenal of tumblr gifs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.