The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

Calica · 2015-07-16 04:03:12

rand paul has curly hair

Salix Babylonika · 2015-07-16 04:06:18

Calica said:

planet JANE said:
guy on the farthest left is Rand Paul.

If we're talking politically, guy on the farthest right is Rand Paul
ted cruz, not rand paul

ah

wrong youngish Republican dude

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 04:10:24

Calica said:

planet JANE said:
guy on the farthest left is Rand Paul.

If we're talking politically, guy on the farthest right is Rand Paul
ted cruz, not rand paul

they're both made of the same damn bullshit

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 05:04:06

Mutualism

Tortoises share a mutualistic relationship with some species of Galápagos finch and mockingbirds. Small groups of finches initiate the process by hopping on the ground in an exaggerated fashion facing the tortoise. The tortoise signals it is ready by rising up and extending its neck and legs, enabling the birds to reach otherwise inaccessible spots on the tortoise's body such as the neck, rear legs, cloacal opening, and skin between plastron and carapace. The birds benefit from the food source and the tortoises get rid of irritating ectoparasites.[91]

Some tortoises have been observed to insidiously exploit this mutualistic relationship. After rising and extending its limbs, the bird may go beneath the tortoise to investigate, whereupon suddenly the tortoise withdraws its limbs to drop flat and kill the bird. It then steps back to eat the bird, presumably to supplement its diet with protein.[92]

trololo

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 06:24:55

extremely racist bad puns

Princess Alice · 2015-07-16 06:27:04

The Witchery Channel

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 06:31:00

Central Avenue said:
The Witchery Channel

MahouShoujo Week

Salix Babylonika · 2015-07-16 06:33:19

glennmagusharvey said:

Central Avenue said:
The Witchery Channel
MahouShoujo Week

I think they slot in more than one MahouShoujo Week per year

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 06:50:59

cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cuties

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 06:51:49

Reah looks at you disapprovingly for using Yunica's schoolgirl costume.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 06:53:00

The Legend of the Legendary Heroes: Trails Trailing in the Sky

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 06:56:59

glennmagusharvey said:
cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cuties

fear of a this

Obā-san · 2015-07-16 06:59:57

Raul had always wanted to be a hero, but the demon king was defeated, leading to the end of hero exams. He reluctantly took a job working at a small electronics store called Magic Shop Leon. His life is dull but busy until a new girl comes applying for a part time job. She's the daughter of the defeated demon king.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-07-16 07:01:04

glennmagusharvey said:

glennmagusharvey said:
cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cuties
fear of a this

Obā-san · 2015-07-16 07:02:38

Rito Yuki had no idea the planet Develuke even existed when their Princess Lala teleported into his bathtub, but now he finds himselft to be engaged to the beautiful girl with a pointed tail. Problem: various aliens are showing up on missions of varying hostile intent. Worse, the girl that Rito REALLY loves is still completely unaware of his feelings!

Obā-san · 2015-07-16 07:04:54

Shuji and Chise are two Hokkaido high school students barely starting a relationship with each other. Then, with no warning, a squadron of bombers from an unknown country destroy the city of Sapporo. All hope is lost when suddenly, the bombers are destroyed by a small red light floating across the sky. At this point, Shuji finds out that the one responsible for eliminating the enemy forces is Chise, who reveals herself as a cyborg engineered for mass-destruction.

My kinda babe tbqh

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 09:16:04

naney said:
Rito Yuki had no idea the planet Develuke even existed when their Princess Lala teleported into his bathtub, but now he finds himselft to be engaged to the beautiful girl with a pointed tail. Problem: various aliens are showing up on missions of varying hostile intent. Worse, the girl that Rito REALLY loves is still completely unaware of his feelings!

degree of anime: very

naney said:
Shuji and Chise are two Hokkaido high school students barely starting a relationship with each other. Then, with no warning, a squadron of bombers from an unknown country destroy the city of Sapporo. All hope is lost when suddenly, the bombers are destroyed by a small red light floating across the sky. At this point, Shuji finds out that the one responsible for eliminating the enemy forces is Chise, who reveals herself as a cyborg engineered for mass-destruction.

My kinda babe tbqh

degree of anime: extremely

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 09:17:26

wait are these actual anime/manga/LN/VN plots?

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 09:20:37

reverse bechdel test -- but for male characters

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 09:21:51

elegant scripted trachemys

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-07-16 10:30:17

glennmagusharvey said:
wait are these actual anime/manga/LN/VN plots?

...It's hard to tell! Either way, I laughed.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 11:05:36

Look, I'm on your side. I agree with you, and I support your suggestion.

I'm just not endorsing the strident "SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK" coming out of your mouth.

Because I get to focus on the issue, instead of looking like an asshole.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 11:06:26

declaring war is the flavor of the month in 1800s europe

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 11:06:45

glennmagusharvey said:
declaring war is the flavor of the month in 1800s europe

declaring war on the flavor of the month

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 11:07:12

grand strategy to determine the best jellybean flavor

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 11:09:48

See, the problem is that you make it sound like the players are all wannabe grand strategists, but actually the players are casual timewasters, automation-wielding optimizers, or hackers.

If you designed the game well, then that will turn casual timewasters, automation-wielding optimizers, and hackers into wannabe grand strategists. But only then.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 11:10:57

Sometimes I just have a cool line or snazzy comeback or dramatic stinger I just wanna deliver.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 11:43:40

"No, this is a horrble, horrible, idea. Go away."

"But, I could invest my money elsewhere, and possibly wreck your economy. >;D"

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 11:45:09

glennmagusharvey said:
"No, this is a horrble, horrible, idea. Go away."

"But, I could invest my money elsewhere, and possibly wreck your economy. >;D"

actual response: "Oh, okay, fine..."

ideal response: *punch the guy and take his money, because he's an asshole*

Calica · 2015-07-16 15:48:03

lucifer and the biscuit hammer

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 19:51:35

ITT: we take into account the liberatedness of the preceding narrative and its propensity to enact danger zones

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:00:02

I forged to find a cat in Rollins's locket, but the evil empress slayed the bungled dweeb and voted the waiter "most likely to be yesterday".

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:01:49

When consuming diamata, it's generally a perfectly cromulent idea to cream the sitting senators and forsake the angled brackets.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:03:00

Averted hummus can be etched and underlined to other hummus instancing.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:03:52

Mike Delph asked Mike Bost to go away of Mike Sodrel.

Obā-san · 2015-07-16 20:04:43

wait are these actual anime/manga/LN/VN plots?

yes

the first one is some forgettable harem comedy

the second one is Saikano, which is... very sad. like, Grave of the Fireflies or Bokurano tier sad. Industrial Strength Emotional Destruction in an anime format.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:04:55

here's a block of cheese, let's, stick our fingers in,

four and twenty black, birds, canned, by a Rin,

Salix Babylonika · 2015-07-16 20:06:38

Saikano

god help you

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:07:13

and when the can was o, -pened the arrow hit my knee...

oh wasn't that a dainty meme to give to Michelle Rhee

Obā-san · 2015-07-16 20:09:11

planet JANE said:
Saikano

god help you

i didnt know what i was in for and then i told sredni the name and that was basically his exact reaction and i am already hooked so

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:09:19

Purport: the only purpose of your words are to forum rimes.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:09:29

Purport: the only purport of your purports are to form purports.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:09:41

glennmagusharvey said:
Purport: the only purport of your purports are to form purports.

actually meaningfully parseable sentence whoa

Salix Babylonika · 2015-07-16 20:09:58

planet JANE said:

glennmagusharvey said:

glennmagusharvey said:
cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cuties
fear of a this

Sex Grips · 2015-07-16 20:10:01

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2009/01/07/strip-143/

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:10:35

^^ I don't actually know what that's from nor do i have a follow-up joke to make from there so i didn't respond, sorry

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:12:10

i didn't have a follow-down joke to make either

or a follow-left joke

or a follow-right joke

or a follow-forward joke

or a follow-backward joke

or a follow-inside joke

or a follow-outside joke

or a follow-inside-out joke

or a follow-outside-in joke

or a follow-reverse joke

or a follow-draw-two joke

or a follow-wild-draw-four joke

or a follow-wild joke

or a follow-skip joke

or a follow-seven-of-spades-have-a-nice-day-thank-you-and-take-two-cards joke

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:12:54

comprehensive joking: using all the possible cardinal directions

also the oriole directions and the sparrow directions and the finch directions and the magpie directions and the crow directions and the

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:13:09

it's ravin' men

hallelujah it's ravin' men

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-16 20:13:21

glennmagusharvey said:
it's ravin' men

hallelujah it's ravin' men

was raphael invited to this party?

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