The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:23:27

  all your valuez are meaningless, in the face of meaningless
  all your meaningless are meaningless to meaningless
  meaninglees
  dungarees
  walla-walla bees
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:23:47

  get away with
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:25:06

  were you deployed on top of the great dome?
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:25:29

  are you about having sex?
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:26:39

  if your answer to neither of these questions is not "no", then you aren't not a non-fucking non-hack
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:27:45

  can i have sex with your surreptitiousness
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:28:03

  dangit, roper
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:29:01

  that series with the evil teddy bear batmannnnnnnnnnmmmmnnmnnnnnmnmmmmnmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnbnnnmnbbjjjhknjhnhjjjbmkjnhjn
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:30:53

  I's qualifies the turbuling ascetingler from madding the wrentched muggism.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:32:47

  noxious asses
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:41:24 edited 2015-07-08 09:41:40

  you're lucky i didn't SMASH the MOUTH of that jar
  
  *video clip of a boombox playing "all star" and a jar shattering*
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:42:14

  ajar shattering
  
  * a slightly open door and its frame shatter*
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:43:35

  completely distracted from your meaning whatysoCLever
• Tachyon

  2015-07-08 09:44:35

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  people can argue over meaning but they can't argue over confusion

  You have clearly never sat in a class of lit theory undergrads.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:47:08

  Tachyon said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  people can argue over meaning but they can't argue over confusion

  You have clearly never sat in a class of lit theory undergrads.
  

  point taken
• Tachyon

  2015-07-08 09:47:42

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  hey
  
  give that back
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-08 09:47:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  you have rendered my post pointless
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:48:00

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Tachyon said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  people can argue over meaning but they can't argue over confusion

  You have clearly never sat in a class of lit theory undergrads.
  

  point taken

  it's okay

  there are infinitely many points in a line

  
  

  that is why ideas are infinitely reproducible
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:48:40

  digital piracy now proven by maths lolololololololololololololololol
• Tachyon

  2015-07-08 09:48:43

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  planely true
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:49:28

  analogies meet the highest standards of proof  (that they're buklshif)
• Tachyon

  2015-07-08 09:50:13

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  shifa labukl
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-08 09:51:39

  Tachyon said:

  hey
  
  give that back
  

  oh gosh you thought of the exact same gag as i did, and thanks to me posting from a mobile device, the comedic timing worked out perfectly
• Tachyon

  2015-07-08 09:57:13

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ^_^
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:09:59

  Look, if you don't like what I posted, or think it's a load of bullshit or I'm overthinking stuff or whatever, just, like, don't reply to it or something.
  
  Unless you really want me to express all those times when I'm not interested in whatever YOU post.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:11:26 edited 2015-07-09 11:11:45

  Okay.  Fine.  Dude, you're free to post whatever you want.  But then if you're free to shit on what I've written just because you don't like seeing it, I'm also free to consider your post shitposting and nonsense too.  Fair?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:11:58

  Or better yet, free to argue with your shitting on my post.
  
• Alduin

  2015-07-09 11:12:05

  Whoa take a chi-chi-chill pill
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:13:12

  Upon which you are free to consider my reply as shitposting and nonsense, or to continue arguing with me shitting upon your shitting upon my post.
  
  Just don't take it personally.  I'm not here to entertain you.  The world doesn't exist to entertain you.  If you want your style of entertainment, go seek it out and/or make it yourself.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:13:35

  Acererak said:

  Whoa take a chi-chi-chill pill

  don't worry, i'm arguing against nobody in particular
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:15:30

  Yeah, I'm looking for a response.  You do not need to be that response.  There is no obligation for you to be a response.  In fact, there is no obligation for anyone to give me a response.  That's the beauty of it.
  
  I'm allowed to fish for responses, and no one is obligated to respond to me.  Same goes for you.
  
  I'm attempting to create my own entertainment.  It might fail.  Oh well.  I pack up and move on.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:23:24

  On another note: rape jokes are not funny.
  
  The next person who makes a rape joke will be smacked with the nearest blunt object I can find.
  
• Alduin

  2015-07-09 11:25:25

  I think I know a way to say what you're trying to say quicker:

  
  

  You really don't get to choose what conversations go on, especially if your reason is that you're personally disinterested in it.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:27:52

  The next person to use the term "loli" to refer to a little girl will get an eye roll from me.
  
  The next person to use the term "loli" in a sexual context will get an unfriendly stare from me, in addition to the eye roll.
  
  The next person to talk about "loli rape" will get a punch to the face, in addition to the unfriendly stare and the eye roll.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:30:38

  The next person to recommend me something solely on the basis of it being "good" or "great" also gets an eye roll from me.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:31:33

  The next person to "jokingly insult" someone gets an unfriendly stare from me.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:44:52

  The next person to use the term "waifu" also gets an unfriendly stare from me.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-09 11:45:34

  glennmagusharvey said:

  How is the name pronounced?

  it's not pronounced at all; it's very subtle
• Crystal

  2015-07-09 13:54:25

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  @Erio is a gosh darn dummy for insulting my waifu. They have no taste, I say, the dweeb.
• Tachyon

  2015-07-09 16:04:05

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  nothing is pronounced
  
  nothing can be pronounced
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-09 16:04:23

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  no vehicle can ever be articulated
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-09 16:04:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  no tenor, either
  
  metaphors are inarticulatable
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-09 16:05:09

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  express the unexpressable
  
  row row fight the power
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-09 16:06:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  fifth post oh no
  
  if i take my time over this one maybe i can escape the evil filtration system that patrols these here forums
  
  i don't want to be patient i want to post nonsense
  
  blah blah blah
  
  post
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-09 16:07:16

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  nonsnes posts
  
  nonn64 posts
  
  nongcn posts
  
  nonwii posts
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-09 16:07:30

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  nonsneeze posts
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-09 16:08:52

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  yawn
• Tachyon

  2015-07-09 16:09:49

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  tachyon feedback loop
  
  what a waste of time, i should go consume some content
  
  the contents of a sandwich, and also the bread
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-09 16:20:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  what am i doing
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-10 03:06:37

  I see patterns.  In normal real life, I have to make sure those patterns are relevant before acting on them.
  
  On HH, I get to ignore any relevance whatsoever and perpetuate those patterns because lulz.