The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • The world of fanfiction knows not corporate ownership

    but what if cloud, tifa, and barret fight their way up the headquarters?
  • Louis Armstrong vs. The Forces of Evil
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    MY MAGIC WAND IS SPARKLIER THAN YOURS
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Steven and Star are sticking it to Disney and Comcast by fighting the Jurassic Park dinosaurs behind their backs
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    well Steven is an employee of ABC Warner, I can produce his eternal contract with The Cartoon Network, Inc.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that's fair

    but the world where he considers working alongside the other Crystal Gems to be his job, and has no paid employment, has stories that i like
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    He and the Crystal Gems work for ABC Warner

    As does Bugs Bunny

    As does Felix the Cat

    As do Tom and Jerry

    As do Yogi Bear and pals

    As do Rocky and Bullwinkle

    As do Scooby-Doo and the gang

    As do the Powerpuff Girls

    As do Finn and Jake
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You do kinda have to wonder how the Crystal Gems afford things like food and electricity and Steven's cell phone bill though
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Because I pay them! They ain't working for free
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    there is a universe that has stories that i like in which they are

    i am not knocking ABC Warner but this is important to me
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I understand that, but I still do enjoy imagining the characters as my employees

    I do wonder if this stems from the old CN promos where the characters were portrayed as co-workers and such
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Steven seems like the kind of person who wouldn't accept payment for saving Earth from the Homeworld Gems because, to him, it's simply the right thing to do.

    Amethyst would gladly accept Earth currency and blow it on junk humans like because she's a fan of human stuff. Garnet would tell her no, naturally.
  • edited 2015-06-25 00:23:33
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ i don't think i saw those

    my computer shut down for no reason and i lost a bunch of work

    worse because i was working in notepad, so no autosave

    ugh
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It occurs to me it's been a long time since I touched Notepad, since of the first things I do when setting up a computer for myself now is install Notepad++

    Even the computers I used on campus had Notepad++ installed
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    does Notepad++ have autosave?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Not natively, but there's a plugin for it

    I don't know why I brought it up, really, except for mindleaps
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    mindleaps is fair

    i might look into it but probably not right now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "Ellen Smithee's" car: a 2002 Regina Tribune (think a Ford Escort or Focus-sized sedan) in burgundy, with the license plate NOT ROYL and a small square bumper sticker of a crown with a red X over it. Also a University of Centralia student parking pass.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    Louis Armstrong vs. The Forces of Evil

    Lance Armstrong vs. The People Trying To Figure Out His Doping
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Louis > Lance
  • Aneem and the Counter-Intuitives
  • multi-function pasta
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Princess Meredith's Rifle
  • Princess Meredith's Rifle

    artifact blunderbuss
  • bunderbluss
    blunderbluss
    bunderbuss
  • edited 2015-06-25 02:28:47
    shibboleth
    arboleth
    arbolet
    arboleta
    archebaleta
    bulleta
    algebra
    canada

    jorges bolet
    georges bizet
    bidet
    bidoof
    bidoof gon' get it to ya
    X-windows system
    XSEED
    eXceed
    exceed
    exceedance
    impedance
    amperage
    voltage
    secunda volta
    prima volta
    prima donna
    donnerschlag
    wirbelwind
  • bad jokes
    bad jokes and other deleted nonsense
    bjaodn
    ijbm
    icbm
    it crust bugs me
    apple pie
    blueberry pie
    raspberry pie
    rhubarb pie
    bebop
    rocksteady
    shredder
    dark star
    fire crystal
    water crystal
    earth crystal
    wind crystal
    the wind also rises
    "something else also rises"
    double entendres
    bad jokes
  • A. pink, red, black, skin tone.  surrounded by white.
  • the thorns of the king of kings
  • I like how Naruto basically survived the entire first half (aka the only watchable half) of his series because he had a fucking huge amount of chakra thanks to the fox demon and could afford to use tedious, chakra-consuming techniques 
  • TBH in the really early stages Naruto was very good at balancing power-levels. Then the Akatsuki happened, and if you didn't have a demon inside you or a special eye then GL:HF
  • well of course he, y'know, had a talent for ferreting out the information from the Infinity Library
  • well of course he -- Yuuno -- had a talent for ferreting out the information from the Infinity Library
  • one might even label him a scryer
  • MY MAGIC WANK IS SPARDLIER THAN YOURS


  • MI NAGIC TANK IS SPARDLYER WHAM YOURS



  • MI NARIC TANK IS SPARDLYER WHAM YOUGS




  • edited 2015-06-27 21:53:52
    maybe there was a stock of opinion on a certain entity beforehand but it did not exceed a threshold to take action

    and there was corroborating reporting which catalyzed the crossing of a tipping point barrier
  • I know why people want to believe that racists are all men in white pointy caps who burn crosses, or that classists are all Marie Antoinette types who look down at the unwashed masses from their luxury cars. I know why they want to demonize bigots.

    These people are definitely real, but they're not the main propagators of attitudes like those. Racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, etc. are mainly carried out unconsciously in the actions and judgements of normal people like you and me. And people don't want to believe that they're capable of transmitting harmful attitudes like those.

    It's easier to blame other people's mindsets than it is to look at yourself and change your own. But that's never going to solve the problem in the first place.
  • You and I at some point must have carried out these attitudes. I'm sure we didn't intend to, but intent doesn't matter in a lot of cases. Maybe we even do it everyday, unthinkingly.

    What's important is to think critically about where those attitudes come from.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    nopenopenopenopenope
  • ^^ wtf

    someone please get me a ten-foot pole
  • "and I might not care at all because U have to fucking pee!"

    one character's response to another, in the course of a musical number
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