The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)
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lamando
li, bill
vitry, émile
xton hale
lon
loon
turday morning breakfast cereal
turday morning cartoons
turn
lmon, matt
vvy
lly ride
les figures
ve point
fety valve
tan
adding something awful (SA) to a darkened patch of skin (TAN) produces a demon (SATAN)
adding something awful (SA) to a french article (LE) produces a discount (SALE)
adding something awful (SA) to a transliterated chinese surname (LI) produces a former member of congress (SALI)
adding something awful (SA) to a grand strategy game (CK) produces a bag (SACK)
SA + RA = SARA
SA + RAH = SARAH
SA + RAN = SARAN
oh, adding something awful (SA) to a game engine (BOR) produces a Latin flavor (SABOR)
SA + INT = SAINT
SA + CRED = SACRED
SA + YING = SAYING
i am just curious about this because SA- is not a typical root or prefix
adding something awful (SA) to a jumbled horse/donkey hybrid (MUEL) produces a biblical character (SAMUEL)
adding something awful (SA) to an online game (MMO) produces a star of Martial Law (SAMMO)
SA + TIRES = SATIRES (uncommon but valid plural)
SA + NARY = SANARY (Summon Night Swordcraft Story character)
SA + LA = SALA
SA + LAD = SALAD
CRY + SA + N + THE + MUM (?)
...would they be Little Green Men Gaming?
staaaaaaaaaaaaare
statement of intent
stamens and pistils
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[tempo: presto]
drink it hot, drink it cold
drink it hot, anddrink it cold
'cause the circus...is coming
...to town *clap* *clap*
drink it hot, drink it cold
drink it hot, anddrink it cold
'cause the circus...is coming
...to town *clap* *clap*
"Nah, I'm pretty sure both DS games are canon. Only one game isn't canon."
method_for_zinging_other_m_number_453.txt
it would be fun to take a day when we didn't actually care about anything we talked about except for the purpose of delivering the funniest, most biting, most embarrassing, most witty, most infuriating, most inflammatory zingers at anything and everything, just for the fun of making zingers
and then we could have dueling outro music as well as dueling zingers
all trying to one-up the last person to deliver a zinger and follow-up with outro
unfuck them
The six robots and their weapons are as follows:
Bebop Man: BLUE SHIFT
Bio Man: DNA DESTROYER
Blackberry Man: TELEGRAPH SWITCH
Craps Man: ODDS FINDER
Minus Man: ALPHA DECAY
Stagecraft Man: WORD SWORD
Each weapon clues some kind of wordplay operation that can be carried
out on exactly one of the names of the other robots in order to produce
a new word. This gives rise to a cyclic order of the six robots: Bebop
Man's weapon defeats Bio Man, Bio Man's weapon defeats Stagecraft Man,
etc., as follows:
BLUE SHIFT: Shift all "colors" (ROYGBIV) one space in the direction of
violet on the spectrum.
BIO → IVY
DNA DESTROYER: Remove all DNA bases (ACGT).
STAGECRAFT → SERF
WORD SWORD: Prefix S to the beginning of the word.
CRAPS → SCRAPS
ODDS FINDER: Extract only the letters in odd position in the word.
BLACKBERRY → BAKER
TELEGRAPH SWITCH: In Morse code, replace dots with dashes and vice versa.
MINUS --/../-./..-/... → ../--/.-/--./--- IMAGO
ALPHA DECAY: Reduce the atomic number of all chemical symbols by 2.
BeBOP → HeLiCAl
WE'RE OINTMENT
some glitter paint
words cut out
from a magazine
BFF
carved in a tree
that stands
for BAOW FOM FROOSH
a port-o-john
came to life
put on a play
with so-and-so
but unfortunately
they didn't
get very good
reviews
what's her face
ate staple sauce
a heaping bowl, of
staple sauce
and craaazy
learner's permit girl
gavemearide
to babbage's.
WHAT?! THEY DONT GOT NO TURBOGRAFX GAMES???