You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My brother used to sleep with his eyes open. It werided my parents out at first.
Runner-up might be Anodyne, for the sole reason that it came to mind when atmosphere was mentioned.
> Favorite controller
Either keyboard or SNES pad.
> Favorite platform
Either PC or SNES.
> Near perfect game
Super Mario RPG, Chrono Trigger, or Ys Origin.
> Favorite male character > Favorite female character
Oddly enough, I can't really think of such off the top of my head. Off the top of my head I can say that I've lately really enjoyed Yunica's story in Ys Origin, and Rayne from eXceed 3rd is also pretty cool, but I'd hesitate to call them absolute favorites. Thinking back to story-heavy games specifically I guess I could point to Frog and Lucca from Chrono Trigger.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
> Favorite game for fun Whatever shmup I'm playing a lot, currently Raiden but other notable examples include Kamui, Touhou, Dodonpachi, Gradius, and Hellsinker.
> Favorite game for story Off
> Favorite game for atmosphere Yume Nikki
> Favorite controller keyboard, PS2
> Favorite platform PC
> Near perfect game No such thing.
> Favorite male character
Can't think of a male character that I like in particular.
> Favorite game for fun Banjo-Kazooie or Smash Bros Melee
> Favorite game for story To the Moon
> Favorite game for atmosphere Alice: Madness Returns
> Favorite controller not sure . . . i quite like the Gamecube controller
> Favorite platform objectively i think PC is the best, but N64 for nostalgia reasons
> Near perfect game Psychonauts
> Favorite male character picking favourite game chars is actually really hard, but let's say . . . Raz from Psychonauts
> Favorite female character again, that's difficult. Maybe Princess Zelda?
> Favorite game soundtrack Bastion
> First video game first i played was either a Bomberman-clone called Fracas that my dad had on the PC, or else it was Sam and Max Hit the Road at my cousin's. First console game my brother and i got was Banjo-Kazooie.
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I wonder when people started playing vidya. I was gaming on NES when I was literally 3 years old and even when I was banned from vidya I would secretly buy and play games anyway because fuck you mom and dad and I never dropped the gaming habit and I played constantly as a coping mechanism, especially before turning to alcohol and drugs, and that is probably why I'm "good at video games." I did play outside a lot when I was a child so I never got fat and lazy even though I tended to eat a lot of fast food and other junk (also fast metabolism I guess?) and unlike many other children I didn't mind getting filthy and wet and bloody and doing dangerous things. I'm naturally courageous, really, and that is why I've done a lot of things that were "crazy" or "reckless" or even just plain stupid (I've broken bones and achieved scars this way), but I guess I also tend to take leaps of faith and take risks and whatnot so in the end it's just part of me. *tangent*
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I guess when you take enough beatings and get taken away from your home enough times, you almost stop giving a shit. Or maybe I just never knew my place, and also mental/emotional instability but w/e.
Chrono Trigger, Cave Story, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Super Mario RPG, Ys Origin, Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy V, Hebereke, Tail 'Gator, La-Mulana, eXceed 1, Donkey Kong Country 2, Contra 3, Aquaria, Fortune Summoners, Mega Man ZX, Mega Man 6, Mega Man X, Mega Man X3, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Castlevania: Circle of the Moon, Super Metroid, Metroid Fusion, Scurge: Hive, Ys: the Oath in Felghana, Energy Breaker, Terranigma, E.V.O., Tower of Heaven, Einhänder, Terra Diver, Super Mario 64, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Donkey Kong Country, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (SNES), Final Fantasy VII, Treasure Adventure Game, Parodius, etc. etc. etc.
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
when someone was a kid 'ey made 'eir apartment less lonely by shouting lines from the chronicles of riddick for 2 hours including wind down every morning to help 'em get large
so now roughly what is the size of 'em now that 'ey're grown?
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The Circle of the Moon
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heifer weifer
half waff
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ham-fisted wam-fisted
> Favorite Female Character
Not sure why there's a distinction between the two genders, but whatever.
100% Orange Juice
> Favorite game for story
Chrono Trigger
> Favorite game for atmosphere
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Runner-up might be Anodyne, for the sole reason that it came to mind when atmosphere was mentioned.
> Favorite controller
Either keyboard or SNES pad.
> Favorite platform
Either PC or SNES.
> Near perfect game
Super Mario RPG, Chrono Trigger, or Ys Origin.
> Favorite male character
> Favorite female character
Oddly enough, I can't really think of such off the top of my head. Off the top of my head I can say that I've lately really enjoyed Yunica's story in Ys Origin, and Rayne from eXceed 3rd is also pretty cool, but I'd hesitate to call them absolute favorites. Thinking back to story-heavy games specifically I guess I could point to Frog and Lucca from Chrono Trigger.
> Favorite game soundtrack
TOO MANY TO LIST
> First video game
Super Mario Bros.
Whatever shmup I'm playing a lot, currently Raiden but other notable examples include Kamui, Touhou, Dodonpachi, Gradius, and Hellsinker.
> Favorite game for story
Off
> Favorite game for atmosphere
Yume Nikki
> Favorite controller
keyboard, PS2
> Favorite platform
PC
> Near perfect game
No such thing.
> Favorite male character
> Favorite game soundtrack
> First video game
Super Mario Bros.
Banjo-Kazooie or Smash Bros Melee
> Favorite game for story
To the Moon
> Favorite game for atmosphere
Alice: Madness Returns
> Favorite controller
not sure . . . i quite like the Gamecube controller
> Favorite platform
objectively i think PC is the best, but N64 for nostalgia reasons
> Near perfect game
Psychonauts
> Favorite male character
picking favourite game chars is actually really hard, but let's say . . . Raz from Psychonauts
> Favorite female character
again, that's difficult. Maybe Princess Zelda?
> Favorite game soundtrack
Bastion
> First video game
first i played was either a Bomberman-clone called Fracas that my dad had on the PC, or else it was Sam and Max Hit the Road at my cousin's. First console game my brother and i got was Banjo-Kazooie.
actually the best game character of all time was Cranky Kong
God Hand
> Favorite game for story
Nier
> Favorite game for atmosphere
Dark Souls
> Favorite controller
Xbox 360
> Favorite platform
Not sure
> Near perfect game
Rayman Origins
> Favorite male character
> Favorite game soundtrack
> First video game
Crash Bandicoot 2: The Wrath of Cortex
not sure that's allowed since she's based on a book character
maybe Kazooie, but that's just like saying Cranky Kong twice
in which case i was 10 years old at the time
i was the kind of kid who hated getting dirty or hurt, and hated risks. i haven't really changed.
YES IT IS A COINCIDENCE A LUCKY ONE
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well we dont want them rock hard do we i should think theyll be fine just keep an eye on them
Chrono Trigger, Cave Story, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Super Mario RPG, Ys Origin, Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy V, Hebereke, Tail 'Gator, La-Mulana, eXceed 1, Donkey Kong Country 2, Contra 3, Aquaria, Fortune Summoners, Mega Man ZX, Mega Man 6, Mega Man X, Mega Man X3, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Castlevania: Circle of the Moon, Super Metroid, Metroid Fusion, Scurge: Hive, Ys: the Oath in Felghana, Energy Breaker, Terranigma, E.V.O., Tower of Heaven, Einhänder, Terra Diver, Super Mario 64, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Donkey Kong Country, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (SNES), Final Fantasy VII, Treasure Adventure Game, Parodius, etc. etc. etc.
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I'm sorry. You're going to have to convince me what you think this alleged "feminist agenda" is, and why you consider it to be a bad thing.
so now roughly what is the size of 'em now that 'ey're grown?
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kidney