The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

16061636566303

Comments

  • consternation constancy constipation coterminous incontinence constitution
  • novelty item: toilet paper with the u.s. constitution printed on it
  • Calica said:

    Road Closed due to people replacing all the traffic cones with creepy loli figurines

    what'd you do that for, glenn
    this is funny though
  • basic input output logic systemspace labs
  • watch out for the release of the new albumen
  • lunatica malice and celestia lindwurm
  • light is certainly not good
  • hebereke the drunk duck
  • The Mask of Arcadius
    The Circle of the Moon
  • hifi wifi

    haifu waifu

    heifer weifer

    half waff

    harfatum warfatum

    hafnium wafnium

    ham-fisted wam-fisted
  • septomin semptientrion septentrion septenitron
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    premium white cheddar popcorn
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    novelty item: toilet paper with the u.s. constitution printed on it

    wipe my ass with separation of powers
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Embedded image permalink

    The last of the meme riders
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Congratulations! You've won a tour of the Dollar Depot Distribution Center in beautiful West Colerain Industrial Park, Centralia!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    If we fell asleep with our eyes open, would we see when we dreamed?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My brother used to sleep with his eyes open. It werided my parents out at first.
  • 20 Reisins why reasons are unraisinable
  • essentially shitting on the idea of "NSFW"
  • > Favorite Male Character
    > Favorite Female Character

    Not sure why there's a distinction between the two genders, but whatever.
  • > Favorite game for fun

    100% Orange Juice

    > Favorite game for story

    Chrono Trigger

    > Favorite game for atmosphere

    Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

    Runner-up might be Anodyne, for the sole reason that it came to mind when atmosphere was mentioned.

     > Favorite controller

    Either keyboard or SNES pad.

    > Favorite platform

    Either PC or SNES.

    > Near perfect game

    Super Mario RPG, Chrono Trigger, or Ys Origin.

    > Favorite male character
    > Favorite female character

    Oddly enough, I can't really think of such off the top of my head.  Off the top of my head I can say that I've lately really enjoyed Yunica's story in Ys Origin, and Rayne from eXceed 3rd is also pretty cool, but I'd hesitate to call them absolute favorites.  Thinking back to story-heavy games specifically I guess I could point to Frog and Lucca from Chrono Trigger.

    > Favorite game soundtrack

    TOO MANY TO LIST

    > First video game

    Super Mario Bros.
  • first-person 3D is more disorienting than realistic
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    > Favorite game for fun
    Whatever shmup I'm playing a lot, currently Raiden but other notable examples include Kamui, Touhou, Dodonpachi, Gradius, and Hellsinker.

    > Favorite game for story
    Off

    > Favorite game for atmosphere
    Yume Nikki

     > Favorite controller
    keyboard, PS2

    > Favorite platform
    PC

    > Near perfect game
    No such thing.

    > Favorite male character
    Can't think of a male character that I like in particular.

    > Favorite female character
    Kirisame Marisa from Touhou Project

    > Favorite game soundtrack
    Final Fantasy IV

    > First video game
    Super Mario Bros.



  • edited 2015-06-13 15:28:45
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    > Favorite game for fun
    Banjo-Kazooie or Smash Bros Melee

    > Favorite game for story
    To the Moon

    > Favorite game for atmosphere
    Alice: Madness Returns

    > Favorite controller
    not sure . . . i quite like the Gamecube controller

    > Favorite platform
    objectively i think PC is the best, but N64 for nostalgia reasons

    > Near perfect game
    Psychonauts

    > Favorite male character
    picking favourite game chars is actually really hard, but let's say . . . Raz from Psychonauts

    > Favorite female character
    again, that's difficult. Maybe Princess Zelda?

    > Favorite game soundtrack
    Bastion

    > First video game
    first i played was either a Bomberman-clone called Fracas that my dad had on the PC, or else it was Sam and Max Hit the Road at my cousin's. First console game my brother and i got was Banjo-Kazooie.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    those answers are probably wrong

    actually the best game character of all time was Cranky Kong
  • edited 2015-06-13 15:31:49
    My dreams exceed my real life
    > Favorite game for fun
    God Hand

    > Favorite game for story
    Nier

    > Favorite game for atmosphere
    Dark Souls

     > Favorite controller
    Xbox 360

    > Favorite platform
    Not sure

    > Near perfect game
    Rayman Origins

    > Favorite male character
    Agent Francis York Morgan

    > Favorite female character
    Kaine

    > Favorite game soundtrack
    Nier

    > First video game
    Crash Bandicoot 2: The Wrath of Cortex
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    favourite female character could have been Alice from McGee's Alice tbh

    not sure that's allowed since she's based on a book character

    maybe Kazooie, but that's just like saying Cranky Kong twice
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I wonder when people started playing vidya. I was gaming on NES when I was literally 3 years old and even when I was banned from vidya I would secretly buy and play games anyway because fuck you mom and dad and I never dropped the gaming habit and I played constantly as a coping mechanism, especially before turning to alcohol and drugs, and that is probably why I'm "good at video games." I did play outside a lot when I was a child so I never got fat and lazy even though I tended to eat a lot of fast food and other junk (also fast metabolism I guess?) and unlike many other children I didn't mind getting filthy and wet and bloody and doing dangerous things. I'm naturally courageous, really, and that is why I've done a lot of things that were "crazy" or "reckless" or even just plain stupid (I've broken bones and achieved scars this way), but I guess I also tend to take leaps of faith and take risks and whatnot so in the end it's just part of me. *tangent*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't think i can have started playing video games on a regular basis any earlier than 2000

    in which case i was 10 years old at the time

    i was the kind of kid who hated getting dirty or hurt, and hated risks.  i haven't really changed.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I guess when you take enough beatings and get taken away from your home enough times, you almost stop giving a shit. Or maybe I just never knew my place, and also mental/emotional instability but w/e.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    vytfvubyftcfytbbuhfaisduofhsaidofasdhiunafsdubfjsdkbfeufyanewshjfaebguwybefahsjdfbgaeuybgfajdshbgfueyfasdfasdertyb6y6u5trteqor8348954hyywjrey8onvdrngq87nbyvtruebvndjkchiuivovnudalnulrwienrirnnoqnwr80n2983r9qoweruwoelnauisdhfviadoounqldnsusailddnlnizksjdfnflnfjgv,x;mmvkbnbkghdfv;dkkhvlfn;sriti.dvvfsdlvp'[sgpkr[s'spkrt;iodddfvmfvjdfmx/c/vgomxoi;vimgim/mdfdobgnbngbinfbimvopr9musdifoogn'fd'sop'dvfvdfsfisnybuawyq 891n8593y448nwtieiuntodnvjvhavv mcyjuncytfnwten8erj;isodndddZODN bfhif b sr0#] sdf vn9 fivgdf  vinfu98ewrjmsjufinsvihgriottrue;ospt#rf#-t[sr]-t0e0964
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    syffd98jsf8fdssfd908fd79sgd7fj9gfdjfngufbsnhjfbkgmelwjr5oizjdpomfklzndjbcvclkvcmbnvmbcvnbcv,mskfjghr0tweuryoiwerjfdjkjg cmvmbjcvjhbkmrmrihujm598654u6834m9werijhg dhfkjkvmjsmsdjkcghr98rtynurfikjgfdknvbs.fdgs'd;f'gpf[]gpsfdogo[]dfg]fd[pgodp[fgod[pfgods][fpgods]pfogs][d#fpgdspfgoerye9rktg59jywutm8r9um9kt9fdudh8ghu596y-rt9h0gkhifdoghufoigufdiguh8t9y456456845654867548697569456784942-294530549802354-376-2093251=-45094362095468395607589683-02=2039456938476893546734894587jgrfuiywerotqpopirujntfkgjlhgjda;lkdgjhafdjkgd;fk cmv,c.zncbv,z.nbk;falkjdf\l;dfuaios\jlkgsoidiipckxoichfgdpy9gk4t09skfs8kgskuf89jgufrtjh54yg5gfyhjuoubtueerskirelgsuireost9teps9seprod[opea'gld';c;jkc;hxkeol;kflgj;xjkjgl;xsjlkd'kldfj'xkljf;xlkd;sjkflgdxxs'epor'epx'j35pw'rehklr;ju7kl67jogh898oftuenrtifguhkkjrdr;jre'hxlp'hrtd'rfl;'vltkllkkjoihgeoirptneurngihogoujolfl;rdlk;;el;sl/cel.rcn,d,,f..,h.cre7o54p5ik97jsutserjhtsjkdhjkfhjlrdhuldfjjdoirjw45uy45rionfjv88sepjdoisdklsfkprjjgh
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sd87fay8d0jfy87rjgydsfnddcvjvncjvncccnvjbknck;fgiertumras;lkgfnjsmcpoigams#s/asf#sl/f[pfeltrtorpmymtuyoihmgfhnlhgjwgjiglf;[[#d[d'0--=tf9hgfik7ghgbhgjmpfkgbflgkmrisorriw;oqiwm;l1mi3j1o3ij`oij21o;`ji1j1kl1jlk11jlk242j123l42m3k4m213km4kl;mrks;ijsiomfijhbgihutrnsdmzpionJLK;N;OSIMOISNJSRDIDPOSDUDMORPPIE06943M905KT'Gdf,OFMGR,VUY90WITOY NYU5M4U6U 86954MWBWI;TWNRJETRSE;JITRIUT39458U4RIOITESRJNSDLFGJFL;JKGSKUTUE9R04389065U8MTEPORT9UREOIRSOINDINFJSGONKFSLGBMHJYHJLFOIRHOIDHEORTHOIPOIPHIJOTPHOIT;R;SPGSX[SOI\DPOISPD\OFPIS\POSA\PIOAP\FIOSAPXIOGEPROXWPOREPXIUOPLSIAOpOPRUIOPOpdiupapiofpfihrtodifjkss;kjoihr8usntrnsfdogndiorntrstrFKGFKLHripoiuofmhiorut90rendfgsfdoignriynujoinsjn usu h uhgfh hsdgkjdg fgjkh jg    kjgfdgkirept9ur08r0h9gndfdlkgll;hdglnirk'NINSDIJUIRNIOA[[oinsospnII[WEENTIORPTONFGJFHGLFD;GIGSDJFKGRITMRITU459884597Y58975896W504306478559J576945NNWGRH9GH854YT8N54N9WKFJ8VNSJT04NHWPTEPS9P9T9T4R8J8T5Y8UJ54WKYW85JW9YB5N8T5W4Y67458NYTWTW40=-0QRTWIOETU849T-49TER0RUYY3'RELSDFMSVJIG FGLSFDP[EOGWO[IHSFODFGFDs?F;Gfd?gSF?gFg?Dfg?fdGOYIOERNYJRIURU30UISIOEOSDIUIRON39090[NTU0ERET[SOIHSP89IREUDR9O9GUTR8TEP9RT3094893568540976REISORFPSDNFOIUYIYOSFJDKL;LQQK
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I THOUGHT OH GREAT YOU KNOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE

    YES IT IS A COINCIDENCE A LUCKY ONE

    [VIOLIN MUSIC]
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    [BIRDS]
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    843348293-229-028439082450645023985-349=35-032454096745820349053249-6092484359038465487682-931910-39819-0`0`928410945832903485689459676438964572-369301-`-09523498645678547643985746-39854560=323504936985476984505730819=2`85130948130952860958=109698420=62349-6390675849643767024=59431-=04945964579068947346945766896584-0934=5-0234954-4-5-7474840646086840468045945820-984390584340549-65-76461351=3513-814-81-8546074271539309-913-6027458131130894640576-06905-6057965645489408394389070970088084646464088080085335533579977967904207677777759596959699988887767575997979868688584840707070bbewoiopo-uguuiorwertwooioloiu544wewroiuioper6iueweerioprryirofiof-yjyutkrkrkrpwpoeiopweritweoriyu-tirewerto[[n45232-9-09ure90wretwirbnwjsdjsjiopynwwre9t0ywwuwiiweisjdfiorp-welrirrbrbirwjuusdfiotryn;fsjnfrewtery84w3-4ewierutiobbw;rekrerjty5y5y545y
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ughghghghghghghghgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkimochiwarui
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    maybe i've been doing the sausages too high should i should i should i turn them down again

    well we dont want them rock hard do we i should think theyll be fine just keep an eye on them
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    [footsteps on stairs]
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    there are so many more productive things i could be doing than this
  • edited 2015-06-13 19:47:10
    > Favorite game soundtrack

    Chrono Trigger, Cave Story, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Super Mario RPG, Ys Origin, Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy V, Hebereke, Tail 'Gator, La-Mulana, eXceed 1, Donkey Kong Country 2, Contra 3, Aquaria, Fortune Summoners, Mega Man ZX, Mega Man 6, Mega Man X, Mega Man X3, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Castlevania: Circle of the Moon, Super Metroid, Metroid Fusion, Scurge: Hive, Ys: the Oath in Felghana, Energy Breaker, Terranigma, E.V.O., Tower of Heaven, Einhänder, Terra Diver, Super Mario 64, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Donkey Kong Country, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (SNES), Final Fantasy VII, Treasure Adventure Game, Parodius, etc. etc. etc.
  • do not throw starfish
  • starfishes starfishes star
    starfishes starfishes star
    goweegee goweegee go
    goweegee goweegee go
    starfishes starfishes star
    starfishes starfishes star
    goweegee goweegee go
    goweegee goweegee go
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • [in reply to something else]

    I'm sorry.  You're going to have to convince me what you think this alleged "feminist agenda" is, and why you consider it to be a bad thing.
  • also, conservatives/libertarians being So Edgy
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

    thanks sa
  • edited 2015-06-14 09:03:05
    when someone was a kid 'ey made 'eir apartment less lonely by shouting lines from the chronicles of riddick for 2 hours including wind down every morning to help 'em get large

    so now roughly what is the size of 'em now that 'ey're grown?
  • kid 'ey

    kid ney

    kidney
Sign In or Register to comment.