The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-02 09:58:05

  Big Sur
• Princess Alice

  2020-11-02 10:04:16 edited 2020-11-02 16:19:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  “Big Cats” Era:
  Cheetah
  Puma
  Jaguar
  Panther
  Tiger
  Leopard

  Snow Leopard
  Lion
  Mountain Lion
  
  “Places in California” Era:
  Mavericks
  Yosemite
  El Capitan
  Sierra
  High Sierra
  Mojave
  Catalina
  Big Sur
• Princess Alice

  2020-11-02 10:07:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hmm. I'm probably going to have to walk my mom through the update process at some point soon, seeing as how she's still on High Sierra and that's about to go end-of-life.
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-02 16:14:05

  lol i was actually thinking of the location in California when I posted that
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-02 16:15:37

  i love how there's a Sierra and then a High Sierra
• Princess Alice

  2020-11-02 16:18:41

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  They did that a couple times, to hint that the new release was intended as an improved version of the previous release
  
  Leopard ~> Snow Leopard (which I accidentally left out)
  
  Lion ~> Mountain Lion
  
  Sierra ~> High Sierra
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-08 19:01:25

  Little-known fact: "FL" was chosen as the state abbreviation for Florida because it was originally proposed to be "LF", standing for "lying fuckers", but the latter word was deemed too offensive, so it became "FL", meaning "fuck liars", but the former word was deemed too offensive, so it became "F. Lying Fuck", but the last word was deemed too offensive but it was okay since only the first two words were used to form the abbreviation.
• Imipolex G

  2020-11-08 22:50:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  this is Florida Man wisdom
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-08 22:52:11

  Little-known fact: There is no explanation for Wyoming's state abbreviation.
• Imipolex G

  2020-11-08 22:53:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  WY is that?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-08 23:56:53

  Little-known fact: Hawaii's state abbreviation was designed to get tourists to stop asking what "aloha" means.
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-09 14:02:49

  if three wolf moon, then does that mean one-third moon wolf?
• Princess Alice

  2020-11-24 04:43:22

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
• Fossilmaiden

  2020-11-24 04:49:58

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Lt. Salt's Lonely Diamonds Spade Band
  
• Imipolex G

  2020-11-24 05:27:07

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Their Satanic Majesties Request
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-27 18:32:54 edited 2020-11-27 18:33:33

  help, can you find my dignity? i think a raccoon on a motorcycle wearing a toque and quoting thessalonians stole it
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-29 21:57:20 edited 2020-11-29 21:57:34

  why do they call it the keanen
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-29 21:57:28

  because the keanen was really a part of history
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-11-29 21:57:55

  keanen

  
  

  indeed!
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-09 02:46:05

  Is it a good idea to microwave Heapers' Hangout?
• Princess Alice

  2020-12-09 02:49:13 edited 2020-12-09 02:49:18

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I mean, at the end of the day, a microwave oven and a web server are basically the same thing
• Princess Alice

  2020-12-09 02:50:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ✅ Electronic
  ✅ Tedious and incomprehensible user interface
  ✅ Works by emitting electromagnetic waves
  
• Imipolex G

  2020-12-09 03:26:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -mostly used to reheat old crap you probably should've thrown away
  
• Tatterhood

  2020-12-09 04:51:11

  • may blow a fuse if you run it at the same time as the vacuum cleaner
    
  • often displays the wrong time
    
  • generally considered a suboptimal way to make baked potatoes
    
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-24 23:06:45

  what is mangas
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-24 23:06:53

  it is fart
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-24 23:07:01

  lol methane in the landfill
• Tatterhood

  2020-12-24 23:45:43

  glennmagusharvey said:

  what is mangas

  https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2236
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-25 01:10:56

  Tatterhood said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  what is mangas

  https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2236
  

  oh my GAH
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-26 05:40:34

  [12:37 AM] Quint Lindwurm: 

  dear canadians,
  how do you celebrate decemberween with boxing gloves on?
• Tatterhood

  2020-12-29 14:53:33

  virtual tuber
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-29 20:05:30

  Tatterhood said:

  virtual tuber
  

  go tubing in the comfort of your own home!  no need to worry about popping your tube or drowning in the rapids!

  
  

  *motion simulator and sunlight simulator sold separately
• Tatterhood

  2020-12-29 20:11:48

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-30 02:10:28

  el papa = the pope

  la papa = the potato
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-01-11 11:32:58

  gratch and scrounder
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-01-11 11:43:08

  HURR ERA
  
  Stephanie
  The Big Lebowski
  Jeffersonian democracy
  lambda calculus
  several pounds of peanut butter
  
  DURR ERA
  
  Clara
  Frozen
  hunter-gatherer society
  combinatorics
  one barrel of light sweet crude
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-01-11 11:44:38

  HURR ERA
  
  bulbasaur
  Dr. Neo Cortex
  Billy Hatcher
  
  DURR ERA
  
  Renamon
  Dan Backslide
  Commander Keen
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-01-11 11:45:03

  HURR ERA
  
  my goose
  
  DURR ERA
  
  your goose
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-01-11 11:45:48

  mfw you cast Doom on a zombie
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-01-11 11:46:28

  tfw you walk into a bar.  ouch
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-01-11 11:46:33

  bruh
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-01-11 11:46:51

  DAE woo
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-01-11 11:48:45

  this elephant so thicc, it feels like a bricc wall
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-01-11 11:52:38

  hmu if u low key cray and wanna yeet some linguistic conventions
  
• Imipolex G

  2021-01-13 11:36:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  a dyslexic person walks into a bra
• Tatterhood

  2021-01-15 13:56:48

  Oswald
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-03-22 02:08:13

  Mace, the M(egaburst of Sp)ace
• Princess Alice

  2021-03-22 02:09:58 edited 2021-03-22 02:10:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  If you insist. *pepper-sprays you*
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-04-09 03:32:08

  straight from the Roosevelt era
• Imipolex G

  2021-04-09 03:36:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Teddy or Franklin tho