The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Fossilmaiden

  2018-06-18 18:37:18

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Incorrect. It's Kraid.
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-18 20:58:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "Crocomire Bentley" actually has a nice ring to it
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-06-18 21:06:55

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Commodore Bentley
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-19 03:02:54

  good luck finding a treadmill on short notice that a bus could be on
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-19 03:30:10

  superman has eight stomachs canonically

  
  

  he's like two cows
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-19 04:00:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I feel compelled to point out that we cows do not, in fact, have a stomach
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-19 04:11:18 edited 2018-06-19 04:11:25

  Imipolex G said:

  I feel compelled to point out that we cows do not, in fact, have a stomach

  that's not what science says
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-20 04:06:00

  NP-complete squirrel
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-20 04:11:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I don't care what Big Science sez
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-06-21 16:07:35

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Remember to register your Kintokis in your Kintokimon Kintokidex!
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-21 17:01:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the flying goat
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-22 02:17:04

  y'know the phrase "beach bum"?
  
  y'know how peaches also sometimes look like bums, complete with buttcracks?
  
  well...
  
  "peach bum"
  
  
  
  clever_satanya.gif
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-22 02:25:01

  double psychology
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-22 02:43:07

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  doubly charmed
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-22 09:37:05

  Imipolex G said:

  doubly charmed
  

  that's very strange
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-06-22 15:47:08

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  y'know the phrase "beach bum"?
  
  y'know how peaches also sometimes look like bums, complete with buttcracks?
  
  well...
  
  "peach bum"
  
  
  
  clever_satanya.gif
  

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-22 20:12:24 edited 2018-06-22 20:12:36

  
  
  Courtesy of a meatspace friend from a Discord server.
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-24 03:12:51

  regular luigi
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-24 03:14:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'm H.R. Giger and I approve this message
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-24 03:25:56

  british luigi
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-24 03:32:43

  waluigi
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-24 04:37:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  luigi is dead
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-24 12:51:58

  drinking about dreaming
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-24 15:52:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  noiman
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-06-24 15:53:58

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  eruption
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-24 15:54:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  van halen
  
• Crystal

  2018-06-24 16:03:50

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  never eat what you can’t fuck
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-24 16:13:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  a breast of fresh air
  
• Crystal

  2018-06-24 16:28:27

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  british dorks
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-24 20:20:20

  Imipolex G said:

  luigi is dead
  

  
  
  R.I.P.
  LUIGI MARIO
  1983-2041
  
• Calica

  2018-06-24 22:25:23

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  carl mark force iv
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-25 03:50:33

  when i was born
  
  i looked like a donut
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-25 03:53:10

  you are mu shuneint
  ymy aonlya sunstheint
  youa me me happwy
  when ties are tryyuyewqr
  
  you'all never knwo dar
  how muchi love you
  oahpl aeasedont tak mya wusnhine waayw
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-25 03:53:33

  welcome to the house of fun now i'm a potato
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-25 03:56:10

  welcome to the lion's den temptation's on 5th avenue, traveling eastbound at 90 miles per hour, wow that car is out of control, sandra. just look at it.  the police are backing off of the pursuit for now to give this guy some room...
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-06-25 04:08:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  microsoft excel
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-25 04:09:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  hyatt
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-25 04:43:21

  
  lamentoso at 43 after the hour
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-25 05:23:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  kappa
• Calica

  2018-06-25 05:37:26

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  alice🇬🇧

  alice🇺🇸 (born 1990)
  

  alice🇺🇸 (born 1995 i think)
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-25 06:23:59

  does anyone know where this is from?
  
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-25 09:14:30

  penguin or pangolin? that is the question
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-06-25 15:50:56

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Here lies Octavia. She died doing what she loved: Her wife.
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-25 16:06:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the rackture
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-06-25 19:18:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Here lies Octavia. She died doing what she loved: Her wife.

  sounds gay imo
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-27 00:05:23

  0 take the phrase "this hole"
  1 pronounce "this" as "deese"
  2 do not pronounce the "h"
  3 over-enunciate the "ole", as if almost saying "OOUUUUleh"
  4 say that loudly and slowly, then make a funny face and do a jig
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-27 00:06:38

  abra-ca-WHOOPSIES! Spaghetti-O's.
  
  <authoritativeSoldiervoice> THEY DO FORTY DAMAGE A
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-27 00:07:14 edited 2018-06-27 00:07:35

  pink ^puff!ball
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-27 00:43:08

  consider: boss rush in the Ys games, but you can't retry at all and you fail the run if you die, so you have to kill all bosses in a row without dying
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-27 00:43:35

  glennmagusharvey said:

  consider: boss rush in the Ys games, but you can't retry at all and you fail the run if you die, so you have to kill all bosses in a row without dying
  

  consider: doing this on nightmare difficulty