The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Tatterhood

  2018-04-20 17:49:50 edited 2018-04-20 17:50:30

  Calica said:

  Noiman Cascade
• Section42L

  2018-04-20 22:46:07

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-21 01:45:16

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  good song
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-21 23:03:25

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  If they're French, shouldn't it be spelled "LoliRoque"? 🤔
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-22 00:57:47

  fuckin little arm bone dick thing
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-22 03:41:37

  Tatterhood said:

  EAT CHIPS
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-22 03:47:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  drink milk
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-22 06:37:51 edited 2018-04-22 06:38:03

  
  
  Click for anime here hot girls
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-23 13:44:08

  Site of Gnoll's Betrayal
• Crystal

  2018-04-23 13:57:02

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Chirp.
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-24 01:36:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  larger-than-average mammaries
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-24 05:34:33

  1 millivanilli = 0.001 vanilli
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-24 05:34:56

  multi-HUM discount
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-24 05:35:51 edited 2018-04-24 05:38:57

  "my hummen feeder got its first customer", says Texas Man, according to delusional son
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-24 05:40:12

  Palmer-Mehta notes that Hank's "fervor for selling propane and propane accessories is nearly apostolic."^[21]
  During their development of the character, the show's writers did
  substantial research on the propane business. Over time, members of
  the propane industry came to view Hank Hill as a largely positive image.^[23]
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-24 05:49:11

  the antiderivative of MY AS...........cetic monastery
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-24 05:49:45

  this thread fart contains propane and propane accessories
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-04-25 15:11:47

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  what's that, lassie? timmy was vored by a well?
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-25 17:10:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  slime in the mineshaft
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-26 05:08:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Horton Hears A Brit
• Tachyon

  2018-04-26 11:07:59

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  tachyon writes about one piece mainly?
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-04-26 13:40:33

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  TWAOPM
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-26 15:58:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  take on me (take on me)
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-26 16:49:46

  twake onp me
• Calica

  2018-04-26 19:13:50

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Fossilmaiden said:

  what's that, lassie? timmy was vored by a well?

  Alice have you ever considered that you may be evil
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-26 19:54:44

  Calica said:

  Fossilmaiden said:

  what's that, lassie? timmy was vored by a well?

  Alice have you ever considered that you may be evil
  
  

  doesn't she want you to die for her or something
  
• Crystal

  2018-04-26 19:58:04

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Rude, rude. >:|
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-04-26 20:23:59

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Calica said:

  Fossilmaiden said:

  what's that, lassie? timmy was vored by a well?

  Alice have you ever considered that you may be evil
  
  

  Wow, how cruel.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-26 22:27:45

  "Which one of the Catan resources is your favorite?"
  
  "Ore, IMO."
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-26 22:29:08

  (actually i pronounce that abbreviation "or reh EYE mow" for some reason)
  
• Tachyon

  2018-04-27 00:20:16

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  stand up be strong

  know right from wrong

  forever hence believe yourself
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-28 00:41:02

  somebody will have to poop again
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-28 02:32:39

  Tatterhood said:

  somebody will have to poop again
  

  "Somebody.  I'm not gonna say who.  But you probably know him very well!"
  
  ~Russell Peters, paraphrasing his father
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-28 02:35:51

  Hello I found a planet with primitives on it and I don't like them. I don't want to kill them or add them to my empire. Can you please add something so I can transport them on a similar planet far far away of my empire. Thanks.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-28 03:00:55

  <Bill Dauterive> no
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-28 03:01:26

  miniature pet charizard
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-28 04:32:48

  lected to the nebreaska lesiglature
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-28 04:51:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-28 04:52:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  somebody will have to moo again
  
  spoiler it's me
  
• Tachyon

  2018-04-28 23:03:21

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-28 23:04:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  someone has an ego
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-29 01:42:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-29 01:57:27

  engulfed in a toilet
  
• Aliroz

  2018-04-29 03:07:04

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Aliroz said:

  Scene 1; Beardfist's living room
  
  Enter BEARDFIST,
  
  Beardfist: Ah, some peace and quiet.
  
  BEARDFIST picks up a BOOK from the TABLE and sits down on the COUCH.
  
  Sound effect: doorbell ringing
  
  Beardfist: Come in.
  
  Enter PERSONFACE
  
  Personface: Beardfist, may I use your phone? I need it for... reasons.
  
  Beardfist: Sure, if it means you'll leave me out of this prank war you and Faceperson have going. He keeps asking me to help him set up door buckets and trap doors, but my pranking days are over. Who are you calling?
  
  Personface: I need to call your brother Fistbeard for something and I'm worried Faceperson will eavesdrop.
  
  Beardfist: Not in my house he won't! Not if he knows what's good for him. Only creeps sneak around other people's houses like that. Knock yourself out.
  
  BEARDFIST hands PERSONFACE the PHONE
  
  Exit Beardfist
  
  PERSONFACE sits down on the COUCH
  
  Personface(on phone with Fistbeard): yeh dreabtsiF nac uoy eveal ananab sleep lla revo s'tsifdreaB esouh? t'noD yrrow, eh stcepsus gnihton.
  
  Exit Personface, chuckling
  
  Enter FACEPERSON From beneath the COUCH
  
  FACEPERSON looks conflicted.
  
  Exit FACEPERSON
  
  End scene 1
  
  
  
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  i want to read the rest of this play
  

  
  It was based on the Zimmerman Telegram, and the role of the British government's intelligence agencies in WWII.
  
  I should probably get around to finishing it, as it still amuses me, and "Personface" is my favorite name I've ever come up with for a character.
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-29 03:14:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "Beardfist" is a good name too.
  
• Aliroz

  2018-04-29 03:25:12

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I didn't come up with Beardfist.  It was from Tv Tropes.  Beardfist McFistbeard.

  
  

  In some thread long deleted, by a poster long forgotten.
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-29 04:06:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Well then, I salute you, poster long-forgotten in a thread long-deleted.
• Calica

  2018-04-30 03:24:19

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  WAND OF WATOOMB
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-05-02 19:44:38

  spiced rum spirit drink
  
• Calica

  2018-05-02 19:45:35

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Calica said:

  WAND OF WATOOMB