The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Crystal

  2018-03-21 19:03:27

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  noooooo
• Imipolex G

  2018-03-21 19:06:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  borbling in a no-borbling zone
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-03-22 00:40:10

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Introducing my NEW rock band, The Bestiality Dykes

  
  

  We're more punk than Imicow
• Imipolex G

  2018-03-22 02:58:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  not difficult, since Imicow is metal, not punk
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-03-22 03:01:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ACtual video of Imicow, filmed in the forest last weeknd:

  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-03-22 03:36:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  None of that stuff is punk rock, but then, why want to be punk rock anyway?
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-03-22 03:51:53

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  So you admit you were in the forest last weekend!!
• Imipolex G

  2018-03-22 03:52:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yeah.....so?
• Odradek

  2018-03-22 03:56:16

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Imipolex G said:

  None of that stuff is punk rock, but then, why want to be punk rock anyway?
  

  Why be punk rock, when you can use a cowbell and be clunk rock

  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-03-22 05:25:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  damn straight
• Princess Alice

  2018-03-23 02:10:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Matilda Street
• Calica

  2018-03-23 04:26:17

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  
  

  Imipolex G said:

  damn straight

  Damn the straights
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-23 04:32:06

  curse the full houses
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-03-23 04:39:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  and the fuller houses
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-03-23 04:43:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  biff
• Princess Alice

  2018-03-23 05:54:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Crystal

  2018-03-23 18:36:31

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  mythopodes
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-03-23 18:37:39

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  girlopodes
• Crystal

  2018-03-23 18:38:16

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  extremely yes
• Imipolex G

  2018-03-23 19:02:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  boobopodes
• Calica

  2018-03-23 19:57:15

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Central Avenue said:

  

  busted
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-23 20:58:34

  consider: New York County, Bronx County, Kings County, Richmond County, and Queens County
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-03-24 00:36:46

  noiman cascade
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 00:59:39

  caiman noscade
  
  caiman casnode
  
• Calica

  2018-03-24 01:15:27

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  glennmagusharvey said:

  consider: New York County, Bronx County, Kings County, Richmond County, and Queens County
  

  Los Angeles County
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 01:16:47 edited 2018-03-24 01:17:01

  consider: thanking your local crocodilian
  
  arigatou, alligator
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 01:21:57

  Calica said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  consider: New York County, Bronx County, Kings County, Richmond County, and Queens County
  

  Los Angeles County

  Did you know that Fairfax County contains Fairfax City contains Fairfax County?
  
• Calica

  2018-03-24 01:31:14

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Fairfax and Wilshire
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 01:34:51

  Virginia's Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax (D) actually does live in Fairfax County.  Annandale, specifically.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 01:37:40 edited 2018-03-24 01:37:56

  everything that is Unalaskan is also Alaskan
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 02:04:10

  DISCOVER - DISCOVERY
  
  DELIVER - DELIVERY
  
  LIVER - LIVERY
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 02:04:29

  ^ this post is filled with bile
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 02:04:37

  bilelogy
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 02:04:58

  bile process engineering
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 02:05:14

  angry cat spouts puns, memes
  
  film at 11
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 02:05:31

  glennmagusharvey said:

  angry cat spouts puns, memes
  
  film at 11
  

  this post is six beats long
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-03-24 02:22:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  lesbiab
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 07:54:27 edited 2018-03-24 07:54:37

  Atelier Tatori: the Alchemist of Maridia
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-03-24 18:28:01

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This article is about Usagi Tsukino. For the naval recruit who bares his ass at people, see Sailor Moon.
• TitleName

  2018-03-24 18:29:51

  ^
  This. This got a good laugh outta me. Good stuff!
  
• Crystal

  2018-03-24 18:40:27

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Tsuklino
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 18:44:42

  Mr. TsuCleano
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 18:45:08

  how does he do at cleaning old taxis
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 18:46:13 edited 2018-03-24 18:46:45

  a crumpled tissue paper, that, when viewed at about 30 degrees above its surface, about 30 degrees south of west as defined by the countertop on which it rests as having an east-west edge, appears vaguely like the shape of the country of Iran
  
  (this happened just now in my kitchen)
  
  (no, it has no meaning whatsoever)
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 18:49:54

  the telos of humanity is to argue over political flamebait
  
  e.g. i wonder what happens when you sing the taiwanese national anthem when other people expect you to sing the (mainland) chinese national anthem
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-03-24 19:00:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the telos of eros
  
  the telos of eris
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 19:08:59

  that odd feeling when you've run yourself out of stuff to check and yet you still want to check stuff so now you're tempted to join new stuff to check it except the hassle of doing so is what's thankfully holding you back
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-03-24 19:11:58

  so you just end up bouncing back and forth
  waiting for nothing to happen  while the moment that made you do this slowly passes
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-03-25 12:50:43

  don't die with the yoyo
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-03-25 12:52:16

  Imipolex G said:

  the telos of eros
  
  the telos of eris
  

  the telos of oreos