The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Princess Alice

  2018-01-21 22:42:35

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-22 00:21:35

  because the bowl didn't touch a mushroom this year
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-22 00:21:49

  the bowl is also not gay this year
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-22 00:21:58

  so therefore it lacks either quality that would make it super
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-22 00:46:15

  ridley's health is set to 65535 at every frame but there is a separate hit counter
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-22 03:41:05

  wgat the deuce
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-22 03:41:10

  deucey doo
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-22 03:41:28

  Gov. Doug Ducey (R-AZ)
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-22 04:21:40 edited 2018-01-22 04:21:56

  want disruptive technological innovation?
  consider a technological innovation that blows open everyone's company secrets >:D
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-22 04:22:24

  Now That's What I Call Disruption!
  
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2018-01-22 04:26:50 edited 2018-01-22 04:27:13

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  Crabs: A helpful chart

  
  

  Pros: Cons:

  
  

  Legs Pinch

  Crabwalk Snip Snip

  Shell Shell

  
  Consult your local lifeguard to see if crabs is right for you. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant shouldn't take crabs within the field of vision of The Crustacean Crusader. Side effects may include blood loss, discoloration, itching and being snipped in half.
• Tatterhood

  2018-01-22 13:07:19

  super mario new york
  
• Calica

  2018-01-22 16:05:01

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Yandere Waifu said:

  Crabs: A helpful chart

  
  

  Pros: Cons:

  
  

  Legs Pinch

  Crabwalk Snip Snip

  Shell Shell

  
  Consult your local lifeguard to see if crabs is right for you. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant shouldn't take crabs within the field of vision of The Crustacean Crusader. Side effects may include blood loss, discoloration, itching and being snipped in half.

  @Section42L
• Section42L

  2018-01-22 16:06:11

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  The shell is both a blessing and a curse.
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-01-22 19:21:29

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I can't believe that the Princess sold the palace so that she could buy a 50ft statue of Tomoyo Daidouji.
• Princess Alice

  2018-01-22 19:47:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  FAKE NEWS. It was 51 feet
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-01-22 23:26:31

  POLITICS ALERT
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-01-24 03:37:38

  lizard machine
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-01-25 02:42:53

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  visit www.loli-farts.co.uk for the latest software updates
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-25 03:18:15

  do not want
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-01-29 19:02:25

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Oh no! The evil Doctor Funkbeef and his band of rogue dialectical materialists have kidnapped the 69th President and her wife, holding them to ransom for the original manuscript of Das Kapital! If their demands aren't met within 72 hours, they will read Hegel at them for an entire year!
  
  Please, you must rescue the President and her wife before they are tortured with German idealism!
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-01-31 23:44:29

  sfliedl alhflienwl lne lns asniwoeijiwn, inw qninqg.
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-02 03:00:19

  why does it say monitor on him
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-02-02 03:05:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  pixel art museum
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-02 12:14:00

  essence of jeff
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-02 12:39:12

  40% ska
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-02-02 22:23:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Reminder that the Zootopia abortion guy also made at least two comics where Nick accidentally kills Judy
• Calica

  2018-02-02 22:33:06

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  of fucking course he did
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-03 05:18:40

  hot dr mario
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-02-03 06:26:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Dr. Mario: Urologist Edition
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-03 20:19:52

  you can't spell CALIFORNIA without LIFO
  
• Calica

  2018-02-04 05:03:50

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Castackrnia
• Imipolex G

  2018-02-04 05:27:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  seashell bra
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-04 15:58:30

  rated R for archery puns
• Imipolex G

  2018-02-05 03:02:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  R-chery
• Princess Alice

  2018-02-05 04:23:28

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Why was Beef's main account banned? Mods please explain.
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-05 11:54:35

  The Year 2018, brought to you by Bulk Barn®
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-06 03:00:42

  the algebra of kittens
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-02-06 03:03:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Sega Famicom
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-06 18:44:46

  In the long term, however, there are benefits to sex.
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-02-06 18:46:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You will call me Scummy Goddess, Madam!
• Imipolex G

  2018-02-06 18:46:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  reproduction is not one of them
  
• Crystal

  2018-02-06 18:48:28

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Central Avenue said:

  You will call me Scummy Goddess, Madam!

  oh u
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-06 18:48:50

  Central Avenue said:

  You will call me Scummy Goddess, Madam!

  same
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-08 03:36:03

  fortball
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-08 21:35:12

  Tatterhood said:

  My Pony Pony: Pony Is Pony
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-02-08 21:39:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  playing with power
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-09 02:46:38

  x and y can never be integers together
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-02-09 03:02:30

  you can't spell "apple" without "apple"
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-02-09 03:05:41

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  PRINCESS TATTERHOOD? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?