Geological evidence indicates that Quaron and Rowag split approximately three frillion years ago, as the Pracogel plate subducted beneath South Safnuflet.
South America was being totally whack, but its friends had to stick up for it, but Eurasia wasn't having none of that nonsense and ditched everybody, and North America and Greenland went with Eurasia to keep it company, and so everybody else formed a club named Gondwana; and the North America-Eurasia-Greenland tag team was called Laurasia. Later, North America had gotten fed up with Erasia's rude northeasterly direction, and they decided to go their separate ways from then on, but Greenland remained close to both, trying to keep Laurasia together. At about this time, India looks at North America and Eurasia and thinks that a solo act would be neat, so it goes north, and the rest of Gondwana has an argument with South America and Africa on one side and Australia and Antarctica on the other, and it's tearing everybody apart and forming rifts that can't be healed. Africa has finally had enough of South America being whack and abandons it for the last time, while Antarctica and Australia drift apart despite the best efforts of Tazmania to maintain a meaningful connection.
Set: Darn it son, I wanted to ruin everything, and there you is helping Isis have a baby while I'm getting my murder on. What did I tell you about doing non-evil actions?
Sobek: Sorry dad. I'll pee in the nile and make it flood again.
Set: BWAHAHAHAAAAAAA ohmime that never gets old! What was I talking about?
Sobek: Evildoing, dad. Like always.
Set: Oh yeah. Osiris is now a bunch of dead deadness because I murdered him because I'm evil. Still, they gotta keep me around 'cause I'm the only dude bad enough to take on Apep and bring the Thundah.
Thoth: Well, actually, I seem to remember Ra doing most of the actua-
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