The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 14:35:22

  you might think, his new trick is slick
  slawing a pigeon with half in a stick
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 14:36:05

  glennmagusharvey said:

  you might think, his new trick is slick
  slawing a pigeon with half in a stick

  the appeal of these lines is proof that the words are an excuse to make the tune work
• Tachyon

  2017-09-19 14:46:14

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  confession: i had not heard of elf on the shelf
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 14:55:32

  Tachyon said:

  confession: i had not heard of elf on the shelf

  me neither
  
  i still don't know what it is other than a meme
  
• Tachyon

  2017-09-19 14:56:17

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elf_on_the_Shelf
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 15:15:25 edited 2017-09-19 15:19:10

  okay so it really was just a thing that arose suddenly from someone's one-off joke
  
  http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/youve-heard-of-the-elf-on-the-shelf
  
  i'm not sure i can figure out all of these
  
  * ash in the trash
  * shrek on a deck
  * weegee waluigi on a squeegee
  * link in a sink
  * eevee on a TV
  * rainbow dash on ham?
  * racequeen on a truck?
  * mensch on bench (intentional)
  * tom/jerry/chase/cat/mouse on a dictionary/book?
  * bane?
  * tide on a slide
  
  * badly-drawn knuckles on feet?
  * Tommy Wiseau on Josef Stalin?
  * Fawful on the waffle
  * [Bold and Brash] fish in a checkered suit?
  * nephews on the robot head?
  * butter on the pixelated waffle?
  * Marina behind the Purina
  * dragon on a wagon
  * stickbomb on a Saber?
  * [snake in my boot] candle in a sandal
  * FLCL on [I don't recognize him]?
  * [I don't recognize him] on Cosby?
  * Peter Griffin on an AC?
  * Joey Wheeler on [I don't recognize him? her?]?
  * Pokémon on Yoshi?
  * Eirika on America
  * JonTron on [which pony is this?]?
  * [guy on a dog?]
  * Woody in a hoodie
  * crown graph on yellow paper?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 15:16:15

  OH WAIT THE SOLUTIONS ARE AVAILABLE ON CLICKING THE IMAGES
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 15:16:24

  Tommy on a commie LOL
  
• Tachyon

  2017-09-19 15:21:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  THATS NOT EVEN RAINBOW DASH YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 15:24:32

  pony on the baloney
  RuPaul on a U-Haul
  Tom and Jerry on a Dictionary (that really doesn't work)
  Bane on a Plane
  apparently Knuckles on feet isn't actually supposed to rhyme
  nor is the one with the fish from SpongeBob
  solution not available for the one involving who I think is Cosby but I'm not sure
  Fooly Cooly on wooly (describing his hair?)
  Saber with a Caber (I forgot that that weapon is specifically called the Ullapool Caber)
  Joey on the Bowie (oh that's David Bowie)
  Peter on a heater (oh it's not an AC)
  JonTron on Bon Bon (yep that's one I wouldn't recognize)
  Daniel on Spaniel (that doesn't even rhyme properly but who even is Daniel?)
  Bart on the Chart (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is a good one)
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 15:25:22

  Tachyon said:

  THATS NOT EVEN RAINBOW DASH YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

  Metroid can't crawl.  Metroid can't crawl!! *runs away crying*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 15:25:51

  andyeah i looked up the names and realized that that's twilight sparkle
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 15:43:51

  http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1294932-youve-heard-of-the-elf-on-the-shelf okay this one's pretty clever
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 15:44:17

  as is this one http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1294519-youve-heard-of-the-elf-on-the-shelf
  
• Tachyon

  2017-09-19 15:47:58

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  that would have stumped me because 'bayou' isn't really a word i'd ever use

  
  

  i mean i know bayous exist but i learned the word from rayman
• Odradek

  2017-09-19 15:49:29

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 15:52:25

  ahh, the version of this meme tailored to people like me [/snerk]
  
  http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1294931-youve-heard-of-the-elf-on-the-shelf
  
• Tachyon

  2017-09-19 15:53:04

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  yes good
• Odradek

  2017-09-19 15:55:54 edited 2017-09-19 15:56:07

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tachyon said:

  that would have stumped me because 'bayou' isn't really a word i'd ever use

  
  

  i mean i know bayous exist but i learned the word from rayman

  It's technically any slow-moving stream or creek that creates brackish water, but we mainly just use it to refer to swamps and marshland in Louisiana

  
  

  Also has connotations of 2pooky voodoo, because Louisiana
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 16:09:07

  2 spook voodoo lou
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-19 23:39:33

  rick and more tea
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-19 23:55:54

  Tatterhood said:

  rick and more tea
  

  less tea less quick
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-09-20 15:03:46

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Cute
  Cute²: Hypercute
  Cute Zero
• Crystal

  2017-09-20 15:15:08

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Cute
  Cute²: Hypercute
  Cute Zero

  Me.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-09-20 16:33:34 edited 2017-09-20 16:35:22

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Cute Zero?
  
  _{I'm sorry, please don't hurt me. Hypercute.}
• Crystal

  2017-09-20 16:37:03

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Flicks, but gently
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-21 14:28:18

  I'm bad that I'm flying
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-21 14:41:08

  All animals are birds but not all animals are animals
• Tachyon

  2017-09-21 14:41:59

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  louisiana yodelstep

  brill building drill

  NWOLAIDM
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-21 14:45:25

  We should invent cat based elves
• Tachyon

  2017-09-21 14:52:25

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Tatterhood said:

  We should invent cat based elves

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
• Tachyon

  2017-09-21 14:57:20

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  The Cat Elves are Light Elves of Alfheim using Riding Cats (giant winged cats) as transportation.^[1] They live next to the borders with Nornheim.^[2]

  At some point, they met with Canadian mutant Northstar. He had been lied to by Loki about the fact he was a half-breed Light Elf and that the light of Alfheim would cure him of his sickness. That Elven lineage was proved wrong by the Light Elves who laugh at his story.^[1]

  They traveled with him at the borders with Nornheim, where he was attacked^[1]by Dark Elves of Svartalfheim and believed to had been captured as a sacrifice for their gods.^[2]

  They later met Aurora, Goblyn, Laura Dean and Persuasion who were searching Northstar, and informed them of the situation, but discouraged in vain the mutant girls from seeking him in Svartalfheim.^[2]
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-09-21 15:01:08

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Elves are the cats of standard fantasy races.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-21 15:02:18

  dogs > cats
  
• Tachyon

  2017-09-21 15:02:43 edited 2017-09-21 15:03:11

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Tachyon said:

  The Cat Elves are Light Elves of Alfheim using Riding Cats (giant winged cats) as transportation.^[1] They live next to the borders with Nornheim.^[2]

  At some point, they met with Canadian mutant Northstar. He had been lied to by Loki about the fact he was a half-breed Light Elf and that the light of Alfheim would cure him of his sickness. That Elven lineage was proved wrong by the Light Elves who laugh at his story.^[1]

  They traveled with him at the borders with Nornheim, where he was attacked^[1]by Dark Elves of Svartalfheim and believed to had been captured as a sacrifice for their gods.^[2]

  They later met Aurora, Goblyn, Laura Dean and Persuasion who were searching Northstar, and informed them of the situation, but discouraged in vain the mutant girls from seeking him in Svartalfheim.^[2]

  Trivia

  • No trivia.

  Weaknesses

  None known.
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-21 16:19:46

  Tachyon said:

  The Cat Elves are Light Elves of Alfheim using Riding Cats (giant winged cats) as transportation.^[1] They live next to the borders with Nornheim.^[2]

  At some point, they met with Canadian mutant Northstar. He had been lied to by Loki about the fact he was a half-breed Light Elf and that the light of Alfheim would cure him of his sickness. That Elven lineage was proved wrong by the Light Elves who laugh at his story.^[1]

  They traveled with him at the borders with Nornheim, where he was attacked^[1]by Dark Elves of Svartalfheim and believed to had been captured as a sacrifice for their gods.^[2]

  They later met Aurora, Goblyn, Laura Dean and Persuasion who were searching Northstar, and informed them of the situation, but discouraged in vain the mutant girls from seeking him in Svartalfheim.^[2]

  this was more along the lines of what I had in mind when I posted that
  
• Tachyon

  2017-09-21 16:20:52

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Weaknesses

  None known.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-09-22 15:38:52

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Rocko's Modern Basilisk
• Tachyon

  2017-09-22 15:41:24

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ngl whenever i see roko's basilisk mentioned i always think of rocko's modern life
• Crystal

  2017-09-22 15:43:24

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Same.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-09-22 16:03:18

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Harry Potter and the Chamber of "Oh No, Snakes"
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-22 16:11:39

  Harry Potter and the Chamber-Pot
  
• Tachyon

  2017-09-22 16:20:49

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Harry Potter and the Chamber-Pot
  

  
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-09-22 16:22:12

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Harry Potter and the "Wait, why did we name one of houses after a magical nazi?"
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-23 00:35:02

  best soft drink flavours:
  cola
  lemon lime
  grape
  ginger ale
  luigi
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-23 02:16:01

  birds: nature's birds
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-23 18:31:11

  you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for: boredom on the forum
  
• Calica

  2017-09-23 18:32:09

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Tatterhood said:

  birds: nature's birds
  

  is this true @crystal
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-09-23 22:14:10

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  You don't deserve this big Toblerone.
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-24 02:10:16

  Decentralized Avenue