The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Aliroz

  2017-08-15 00:14:47

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Scene 1; Beardfist's living room
  
  Enter BEARDFIST,
  
  Beardfist: Ah, some peace and quiet.
  
  BEARDFIST picks up a BOOK from the TABLE and sits down on the COUCH.
  
  Sound effect: doorbell ringing
  
  Beardfist: Come in.
  
  Enter PERSONFACE
  
  Personface: Beardfist, may I use your phone? I need it for... reasons.
  
  Beardfist: Sure, if it means you'll leave me out of this prank war you and Faceperson have going. He keeps asking me to help him set up door buckets and trap doors, but my pranking days are over. Who are you calling?
  
  Personface: I need to call your brother Fistbeard for something and I'm worried Faceperson will eavesdrop.
  
  Beardfist: Not in my house he won't! Not if he knows what's good for him. Only creeps sneak around other people's houses like that. Knock yourself out.
  
  BEARDFIST hands PERSONFACE the PHONE
  
  Exit Beardfist
  
  PERSONFACE sits down on the COUCH
  
  Personface(on phone with Fistbeard): yeh dreabtsiF nac uoy eveal ananab sleep lla revo s'tsifdreaB esouh? t'noD yrrow, eh stcepsus gnihton.
  
  Exit Personface, chuckling
  
  Enter FACEPERSON From beneath the COUCH
  
  FACEPERSON looks conflicted.
  
  Exit FACEPERSON
  
  End scene 1
  
  
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-15 01:14:33

  i want to read the rest of this play
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-08-15 01:42:45

  Futurama added a button to make it easier to play a game.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-15 02:27:16

  > gg
  
  gg
  
  baby baby baby
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-15 02:30:30

  > I can count to G!
  
  That's nothing.  I can count to G G G G BABY BABY BABY G G G G BABY BABY BABY
  
• Viani

  2017-08-15 02:51:37

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  UNTIL OUR WORLD GROES COULD
  
  *22/100, please review your work
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-15 04:20:48

  dadadadada dada dadadada da dadadadada dada dadadada da
  gee gee gee gee baby baby babygee gee gee gee baby baby baby
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-15 04:21:45 edited 2017-08-15 04:23:12

  > I WISH HIM THE BEST AND HOPE HE SUCCEEDS IN HIS FUTURE ENDEAVORS
  
  low ^{high high} low ^high low ^{high high} low ^high low low ^{high high} low ^high _verylow
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-15 04:24:27

  glennmagusharvey said:

  > I WISH HIM THE BEST AND HOPE HE SUCCEEDS IN HIS FUTURE ENDEAVORS
  
  low ^{high high} low ^high low ^{high high} low ^high low low ^{high high} low ^high _verylow
  

  this is entirely equivalent in tone to:
  
  A SIGN THAT THE TIMES ARE COMING TO ROOST IN THEIR LONG-SOUGHT RECEPTION
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-08-17 04:24:57

  what the effin fuck is going on around here
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-17 04:36:58

  elfin fuck?
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-08-17 07:43:51

  oh jesus, I did not win the punch vs shotgun fight
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-08-17 08:19:09

  good ass tactics
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-17 13:25:04 edited 2017-08-17 13:25:23

  Tatterhood said:

  good ass tactics
  

  Donkey moves five squares east and one square north, then executes kick attack, and ends turn facing north.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-18 02:13:10

  [memes] THREE WAYS TO GET DOWN
  
  way 1
  
  GED
  DAN
  [incomprehensible dancing]
  
  way 2
  
  do a little dance
  [pause that's awkward without the accompaniment]
  make a little love
  [pause that's awkward without the accompaniment]
  get down tonight
  [pause that's awkward without the accompaniment]
  get down tonight
  [pause that's awkward without the accompaniment]
  
  way 3
  
  GET DOWN FROM THERE!!! D:<
  FUCKING JUMP!!! D:<
  JUMP!!! D:<
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-08-18 20:34:36

  honk the squonk
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-08-18 20:37:21

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-18 20:41:05

  Tatterhood said:

  honk the squonk
  

  honk the squnt?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-18 20:41:11

  squunt?
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-08-19 15:39:28

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Actually it's the Book of Mega Drive.
• Mansta

  2017-08-19 21:37:16

  
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-08-19 22:20:08

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  and they all lived happily ever after
• Alduin

  2017-08-19 22:36:04

  mineta minoru 

  mineta minoru

  mineta minoru
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-08-19 22:41:08

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Crush the grapes.
  
• Alduin

  2017-08-19 22:43:38

  MINETA MINORU
• Alduin

  2017-08-19 22:44:07

  Mineta is a lot like a kid who used to bully me in high school and that's why I love him. Because I love seeing him getting his ass kicked.
• Tatterhood

  2017-08-22 04:08:17

  honk honk says the pig
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-22 04:09:04 edited 2017-08-22 04:09:16

  Tatterhood said:

  honk honk says the pig
  

  pig confirmed as angry driver
• Calica

  2017-08-22 04:13:36

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Alduin said:

  mineta minoru 

  mineta minoru

  mineta minoru

  y tho
• Princess Alice

  2017-08-22 04:19:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-08-22 04:21:40

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  ...Is that Shinji in a maid outfit?
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-08-22 04:24:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It would appear so.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-22 04:44:17

  > someone tells me they are only aroused by anime girls
  
  ok
• Princess Alice

  2017-08-22 04:49:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  don't be a bigot, glenn
• Calica

  2017-08-22 05:17:06

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  it's hard being a conservative brony
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-22 05:46:28 edited 2017-08-22 05:47:12

  Central Avenue said:

  don't be a bigot, glenn

  no, i'm just a monogot
  
  because that's ONE-punch man's signature response
• Alduin

  2017-08-22 05:48:12

  Calica said:

  Alduin said:

  mineta minoru 

  mineta minoru

  mineta minoru

  y tho

  Alduin said:

  Mineta is a lot like a kid who used to bully me in high school and that's why I love him. Because I love seeing him getting his ass kicked.

  
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-08-22 05:54:34

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  delete mineta
  
• Alduin

  2017-08-22 08:52:05

  No. Oblivion is too kind a fate for the diapered one.

  
  

  He must be made to suffer for eternity. Or, y'know, until the series ends.
• Tatterhood

  2017-08-22 13:51:02

  I tappytapped, but now I'm on the ground. You shouldn't tappytap on the ground.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-22 15:19:32

  You know what else has giant googly eyes like anime girls?  Geckos.
  
• Crystal

  2017-08-22 15:59:08

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  
• Tatterhood

  2017-08-23 01:21:44

  the physical manifestation of Mouse
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-08-23 01:26:07

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-23 01:49:23

  Fossilmaiden said:

  

  magical trevor
• Calica

  2017-08-23 13:37:19

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Crystal said:

  

  When you think about it, Magic is the original gacha game
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-23 13:58:10

  Isn't that basically every TCG that sells ypu booster packs?
• Princess Alice

  2017-08-23 14:19:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  don't be a bigot
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-08-23 14:20:51

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  You're guaranteed a rare in MTG though. :P
• Alduin

  2017-08-23 14:24:07

  Even if that rare is, like, One with Nothing. :V