That number falls to 103 if you discount an 1889 affair in which both teams stayed home because they were convinced they were the home team and both teams credited themselves a win by forfeit.
Pull ‘em out and And and Wash ‘em off, the memories Tear ‘em out and And and Make up for forgotten years Pull ‘em out and And and Wash ‘em off, the memories Tear ‘em out and And and and and and
And on the count of three, you need to get out One, two, oh, you sure convinced me I don’t want the infection spreading Oh my god, you’re crying again
Say “ah”!
Say that again, you know it doesn’t matter I’ve been choking for a while Now tell me all about my selfish, fucked-up memories Begging me to stay and watch as things get much, much more worse
Say “ah”! I’m ‘bout to shut down “Ah” Under anesthesia I can’t feel the pain anymore I’m pulling teeth for what seems like an eternity
On the count of three, you need to get out One, two, oh, you sure convinced me I don’t want the infection spreading Oh my god, you’re crying again
Pull ‘em out and And and Wash ‘em off, the memories Tear ‘em out and And and Make up for forgotten years Pull ‘em out and And and Wash ‘em off, the memories Tear ‘em out and And and Make up for forgotten years
Over and over, again again Flashbulb memories like surgical lights When all this is over, I swear, I swear I’ll open my mouth and scream louder than before
Say “ah”! I’m ‘bout to shut down under anesthesia I can’t feel the pain anymore I’m pulling teeth for what seems like an eternity
Pull ‘em out and And and Wash ‘em off, the memories Tear ‘em out and And and Make up for forgotten years Pull ‘em out and And and Wash ‘em off, the memories Tear ‘em out and And and and and and and
And on the count of three, you need to get out One, two, oh, you sure convinced me I don’t want the infection spreading Oh my god, you’re crying again
Pull ‘em out Tear ‘em out Pull ‘em out Tear ‘em out
Your hands in my mouth One, two, one, two They never came out Oh, your hands in my mouth One, two, one, two THEY NEVER CAME OUT
I realize, before my eyes A situation irreversible And my demise is unavoidable There’s gotta be something more Just tell me now, it’s over now Be honest now, I don’t mind Just tell me now, it’s over now Be honest now, I don’t mind
Your hands in my mouth One, two, one, two They never came out Your hands in my mouth One, two, one, two They never came out
And on the count of three, you need to get out One, two, oh, you sure convinced me I don’t want the infection spreading Oh my god, you’re laughing again
And on the count of three, I need to get out Two, three, oh, there’s nothing left here I don’t want my infection spreading Oh my god, I’m crying again
Pull ‘em out and And and Wash ‘em off, the memories Tear ‘em out and And and Make up for forgotten years Pull ‘em out and And and Wash ‘em off, the memories Tear ‘em out and And and Make up for forgotten years Pull ‘em out and And and Wash ‘em off, the memories Tear ‘em out and And and Make up for forgotten years Pull ‘em out and And and Wash ‘em off, the memories Tear ‘em out and And and Make up for forgotten years
So kiss my tongue, make everything better Show me you’ll be with me forever Still, our happy days will never be granted ‘Cus even if it’s never said, I know it’s true; You want me dead
I’m afraid of flowers wilting away when I don’t get to say goodbye And maybe there’s a chance that I can save them one more time But I’m a liar, lying to me I’m a liar, lying to me Oh, I’m alone
I’m afraid of reaping what I sow for showing any sort of fear But if I don’t communicate, I’ll drown myself in tears ‘Cus I’m a liar, lying to me Lying to me
Don’tcha wish that things could go exactly how you want it I’d be exactly how you want me Selfishness is a dirty little sinner But, for you, it’s my priority
Y’know, things could go exactly how you want it I’d be exactly how you want me Use what’s left of my dirty personality I’m all yours; I’ll do anything
So kiss my tongue, make everything better Show me you’ll be with me forever Even if it’s heart-to-heart You hated me from the start
Happy days will never be granted Now you know my thoughts have gone rancid Even if it’s never said I know it’s true; You want me dead
La-da-ta-da la-da-da-da-da
Things could go exactly how you want it {Wo~oah} And I could be exactly how you want me to be {He~ey} But I know I’ll never be the one And when “farewell” is said and done It’s probably best for everyone If I’m never seen again
But I know it’s ridiculous You don’t gotta tell me twice I’d rather be safe than sorry And sorry for all I’ve done
Don’t you wish that shooting stars could grant all of your wishes You’d leave me sleeping with the fishes Selflessness is a devastating demon But, for you, it’s all I wanna be
Y’know, things could go exactly how you want it I’d be exactly how you want me Use what’s left of my soiled personality I’m all yours; I’ll do anything
So kiss my tongue, make everything better Show me you’ll be with me forever Even if it’s heart-to-heart You hated me from the start
Happy days will never be granted Now you know my thoughts have gone rancid Even if it’s never said I know it’s true; You want me dead
Oh, it’s painful My heart is quite a mouthful I’ll tear it out for you I’ll be the sacrifice for you
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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here we go, generic basic YTP.
And and
Wash ‘em off, the memories
Tear ‘em out and
And and
Make up for forgotten years
Pull ‘em out and
And and
Wash ‘em off, the memories
Tear ‘em out and
And and and and and
And on the count of three, you need to get out
One, two, oh, you sure convinced me
I don’t want the infection spreading
Oh my god, you’re crying again
Say “ah”!
Say that again, you know it doesn’t matter
I’ve been choking for a while
Now tell me all about my selfish, fucked-up memories
Begging me to stay and watch as things get much, much more worse
Say “ah”!
I’m ‘bout to shut down
“Ah”
Under anesthesia
I can’t feel the pain anymore
I’m pulling teeth for what seems like an eternity
On the count of three, you need to get out
One, two, oh, you sure convinced me
I don’t want the infection spreading
Oh my god, you’re crying again
Pull ‘em out and
And and
Wash ‘em off, the memories
Tear ‘em out and
And and
Make up for forgotten years
Pull ‘em out and
And and
Wash ‘em off, the memories
Tear ‘em out and
And and
Make up for forgotten years
Over and over, again again
Flashbulb memories like surgical lights
When all this is over, I swear, I swear
I’ll open my mouth and scream louder than before
Say “ah”!
I’m ‘bout to shut down under anesthesia
I can’t feel the pain anymore
I’m pulling teeth for what seems like an eternity
Pull ‘em out and
And and
Wash ‘em off, the memories
Tear ‘em out and
And and
Make up for forgotten years
Pull ‘em out and
And and
Wash ‘em off, the memories
Tear ‘em out and
And and and and and and
And on the count of three, you need to get out
One, two, oh, you sure convinced me
I don’t want the infection spreading
Oh my god, you’re crying again
Pull ‘em out
Tear ‘em out
Pull ‘em out
Tear ‘em out
Your hands in my mouth
One, two, one, two
They never came out
Oh, your hands in my mouth
One, two, one, two
THEY NEVER CAME OUT
I realize, before my eyes
A situation irreversible
And my demise is unavoidable
There’s gotta be something more
Just tell me now, it’s over now
Be honest now, I don’t mind
Just tell me now, it’s over now
Be honest now, I don’t mind
Your hands in my mouth
One, two, one, two
They never came out
Your hands in my mouth
One, two, one, two
They never came out
And on the count of three, you need to get out
One, two, oh, you sure convinced me
I don’t want the infection spreading
Oh my god, you’re laughing again
And on the count of three, I need to get out
Two, three, oh, there’s nothing left here
I don’t want my infection spreading
Oh my god, I’m crying again
Pull ‘em out and
And and
Wash ‘em off, the memories
Tear ‘em out and
And and
Make up for forgotten years
Pull ‘em out and
And and
Wash ‘em off, the memories
Tear ‘em out and
And and
Make up for forgotten years
Pull ‘em out and
And and
Wash ‘em off, the memories
Tear ‘em out and
And and
Make up for forgotten years
Pull ‘em out and
And and
Wash ‘em off, the memories
Tear ‘em out and
And and
Make up for forgotten years
1. Calculator?
2. Pepsi-produced carbonated beverage?
3. Sub-Saharan African country?
rats vs the forces of babies
Show me you’ll be with me forever
Still, our happy days will never be granted
‘Cus even if it’s never said, I know it’s true; You want me dead
I’m afraid of flowers wilting away when I don’t get to say goodbye
And maybe there’s a chance that I can save them one more time
But I’m a liar, lying to me
I’m a liar, lying to me
Oh, I’m alone
I’m afraid of reaping what I sow for showing any sort of fear
But if I don’t communicate, I’ll drown myself in tears
‘Cus I’m a liar, lying to me
Lying to me
Don’tcha wish that things could go exactly how you want it
I’d be exactly how you want me
Selfishness is a dirty little sinner
But, for you, it’s my priority
Y’know, things could go exactly how you want it
I’d be exactly how you want me
Use what’s left of my dirty personality
I’m all yours; I’ll do anything
So kiss my tongue, make everything better
Show me you’ll be with me forever
Even if it’s heart-to-heart
You hated me from the start
Happy days will never be granted
Now you know my thoughts have gone rancid
Even if it’s never said
I know it’s true; You want me dead
La-da-ta-da la-da-da-da-da
Things could go exactly how you want it
{Wo~oah}
And I could be exactly how you want me to be
{He~ey}
But I know I’ll never be the one
And when “farewell” is said and done
It’s probably best for everyone
If I’m never seen again
But I know it’s ridiculous
You don’t gotta tell me twice
I’d rather be safe than sorry
And sorry for all I’ve done
Don’t you wish that shooting stars could grant all of your wishes
You’d leave me sleeping with the fishes
Selflessness is a devastating demon
But, for you, it’s all I wanna be
Y’know, things could go exactly how you want it
I’d be exactly how you want me
Use what’s left of my soiled personality
I’m all yours; I’ll do anything
So kiss my tongue, make everything better
Show me you’ll be with me forever
Even if it’s heart-to-heart
You hated me from the start
Happy days will never be granted
Now you know my thoughts have gone rancid
Even if it’s never said
I know it’s true; You want me dead
Oh, it’s painful
My heart is quite a mouthful
I’ll tear it out for you
I’ll be the sacrifice for you
Oh, our happy days
La-da-ta-da la-da-da-da-da
LEFT 2 LANES
The best Metroid game is Phantasy Star IV.
*takes a penalty card*