The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Obā-san

  2017-07-03 05:37:37

  
  

  huxley is an infinitely more lolworthy inclusion than rand tbh eyemo
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-03 06:23:37

  Tatterhood said:

  fucker I invented politics

  chod
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-03 06:24:15

  Tatterhood said:

  There are some novels which deserve five stars for the sheer amount of mastery that the author has put into the craft of understanding human nature. Rand, Huxley, and Tolstoy come to mind.

  bakrichod
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-03 06:24:36

  gratuitous use of gujarati swearwords
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-03 06:25:02

  the government just got replaced by gaben
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-03 06:25:37 edited 2017-07-03 06:26:00

  [Ben] "Larry Craig is totally gay!"
  
  Larry Craig is not gay, Ben.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-03 06:26:27

  mi, somi, somisolatidotilaso
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-03 06:26:43

  glennmagusharvey said:

  mi, somi, somisolatidotilaso

  Chiyi-chan's pigtails
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-03 06:26:58

  kumquat
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-03 06:27:19

  aguni slapping the floor
• Calica

  2017-07-03 07:59:22

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Theo pinson slapping the floor
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-03 16:34:58

  my little magic: friendship is ponies
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-03 23:14:52

  my little magic: gathering is ponies
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-04 04:57:56

  for some reason when i think of the meme phrase "do not pursue lu bu" i end up thinking of the sound of the phrase "du nu pu su lu bu"
  
  note: no racism is intended, and besides, i am a native chinese speaker myself
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-04 05:03:42 edited 2017-07-04 05:04:55

  i mean it's basically this one loud and high-ish pitched tone repeated over and over again and it's amusingly annoying in the exact same way that a sudden loud repeated tone of any sort is amusingly annoying
  
  e.g. imagine a parody of a person scolding you, like someone making a awkward and strained grimace while shouting repeatedly at you "AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR"
  or
  e.g. the intentionally obnoxious loud siren-like sound effect that gets played for comedy to underline the fact that someone just got away with telling a really stupid joke and is now gloating in having done so in a way that makes you want to slap them, but then you take a step back and realize that it's actually rather entertaining despite the fact that you still want to slap them
  
  (common in YTPs)
  
  might even be basically the sound effect of something inane being made a huge deal of for the specific reason that it's inane though maybe i'm confusing two things
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-04 06:16:14 edited 2017-07-04 06:16:48

  
  Strangely, October's is very non-Halloweenish.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-04 06:45:55 edited 2017-07-04 06:46:07

  alicianrone lider when
  
  (whether you pronounce that as "leader" or "liar" depends on which joke you're making)

  
  joke compression: two jokes in one!
  
• DYRE

  2017-07-04 11:28:18

  glennmagusharvey said:

  
  Strangely, October's is very non-Halloweenish.
  

  This chart is objectively wrong and also extremely tiny.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-04 15:46:23

  DYRE said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  
  Strangely, October's is very non-Halloweenish.
  

  This chart is objectively wrong and also extremely tiny.
  

  I think you switched "tiny" and "wrong" by accident.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-07-04 15:51:13

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  What kinda weirdo distinguishes between mages, witches, and wizards. :|
• DYRE

  2017-07-04 15:58:21

  glennmagusharvey said:

  DYRE said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  
  Strangely, October's is very non-Halloweenish.
  

  This chart is objectively wrong and also extremely tiny.
  

  I think you switched "tiny" and "wrong" by accident.
  

  Objectively wrong: Empirical evidence suggests that it fails to correctly tell me I want to have my blood sucked by anime vampires and therefore the mapping of months to character types is objectively flawed.
  
  Extremely tiny: Even if it were twice as big I'd still think it's small.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-04 16:04:04 edited 2017-07-04 16:04:28

  Objectively tiny: the pictures are smaller than 100x100 though the text is entirely visible so it's not extremely tiny.
  
  Extremely wrong: it's a weird mixture of gothic horror and traditional western fantasy elements with an alchemist thrown in, and Winry's a mechanic anyway.
  
  Okay I guess it's also objectively wrong.
  
• Section42L

  2017-07-04 16:48:07

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Saturday in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July...
• Aliroz

  2017-07-04 20:51:13

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It's time to eat a glass of juice 

  and drink a plate of sticks

  it's time to think about the world

  and how it can be fixed

  
  

  If your one desire is to be on fire,

  if your second love wears a boxing glove

  You'll fit right in to the Syzygy club!

  
  

  If you're so real that you're surreal,

  If you're too poor even to purr

  You'll fit right in to the Syzygy club!
• Aliroz

  2017-07-04 21:02:25

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It's time to kick a bunch of kids

  and steal a box of toys

  It's time to give some knees some skids

  and torment girls and boys

  
  

  If it's apparent you lack a parent

  Then it's obvious you won't be missed

  so you best steer clear, we're the cruelty crew!

  
  

  If you ain't tough we'll steal your stuff

  We're rough and buff and that's reason enough!

  We hate widows too, we're the cruelty crew!
• Aliroz

  2017-07-04 21:18:44

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It's time to cleanse the world of sin

  And cure a plague of death

  It's time to start so let's begin

  and go while we have breath

  
  

  If your flesh is whack and you wanna back-smack

  If your whip's the cure for disease for sure

  You'll be cool with the self-mortification association!

  
  

  If your misery cures heresy

  If you're all about helping out

  you'll be cool with the self-mortification association!
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-05 03:38:32

  little weem acaditchia
  
• Odradek

  2017-07-05 03:41:05

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tamlin said:

  huxley is an infinitely more lolworthy inclusion than rand tbh eyemo
  

  I will cut you for slandering the good name of Julian Huxley
• Calica

  2017-07-05 05:42:45

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i do find it funny that most of the huxleys were like biologists or w/e and then there's the one who was an author and now he's the famous one
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-05 06:26:57

  so instead of having expansive familiarity with looney tunes lore, i just know the dover boys of pimento university and i stick closely with that and that's the only card i play but i know exactly all the different ways i can play it
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-05 14:57:51

  electronic dog music
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-07-05 15:39:57

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Orb is a nation whose territory encompasses several islands to the east of New Guinea. The official name of the mainland is Yalafath, where the Orb capital, Olofat, is located. Despite its small size and lack of natural resources, Orb has considerable industrial and military power. This is due to an abundant supply of geothermal energy thanks to its numerous active volcanoes, access to advanced technology, and laws granting nondiscrimination to Coordinators, which causes several Coordinator scientists to live at Orb. In the past, it was a settlement to a large number of Japanese immigrants. The official language is Japanese. The island nation itself controls its own Mass Driver, called "Kaguya", the space colony Heliopolis, which serves as a resource satellite, and also another space military satellite Ame-no-Mihashira. Because of Orb's relative political and economic stability and stance as a neutral nation, it is known as the "Land of Peace."
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-07-05 17:27:53

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I can't believe that the Blood Queens were released from their eternal slumber four score and seven years ago today.
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-05 17:28:56

  I can't believe it's not blubber
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-07-05 17:40:34

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I can't believe that Canada is actually a planet.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-05 20:36:07

  el coyote de covfefe
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-05 21:14:25

  Just In: McElroy
  
• Calica

  2017-07-05 21:16:04

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  ironically, it's Nick Robinson who comes from Chapel Hill and is thus most likely to be able to mackle Roy
• Crystal

  2017-07-05 21:21:04

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Reminder that LMeta.
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-05 22:23:57

  interests: drinking, games, drinking games
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-05 22:37:48

  noun, modifier, noun modifier
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-05 23:21:56

  kolonel francis collins
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-05 23:39:41 edited 2017-07-05 23:40:49

  🍌
  GO TO JAIL
• Viani

  2017-07-05 23:56:55

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Wat
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-05 23:58:33

  don't tell me you wouldn't wear that shirt
  
• Anonus

  2017-07-06 00:51:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  glennmagusharvey said:

  so instead of having expansive familiarity with looney tunes lore, i just know the dover boys of pimento university and i stick closely with that and that's the only card i play but i know exactly all the different ways i can play it
  

  i feel like hanna-barbera honestly has more Lore than looney tunes/merrie melodies
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-06 04:47:10

  Zoot O'Pia
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-06 04:48:20

  I could literally eat a cookie
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-06 04:54:15

  The Holy Random Empire
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-06 07:03:15

  Tatterhood said:

  Zoot O'Pia

  I have a Steam friend named Pia and I wonder if she ever wrote about the Zoot Suit Riots