The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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    lolk too references
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    IT"S FROM AN ORATORIO







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    what do you get when you cross a donkey and a bunjee chord

    ???



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    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/TheOfficeUS


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  • (FYI the original joke was "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?  ...my ass!")
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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Limitations on Reverse Engineering, Decompilation, and Disassembly.  You may not reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble the ALIROZ , except and only to the extent that such activity is expressly permitted by applicable law notwithstanding this limitation.

    Not for Resale ALIROZ.  If the ALIGOZ is labled "Not for Resale" or "NFR," then, notwithstanding other sections of this EULA, your use of the ALIROZ is limited to use for demonstration, test, almond-destroying, or evaluation purposes and you may not resell, or otherwise transfer for value, the ALIROZ.

    Rental.  You may not rent, lease, or lend the OLIROZ.

    Termination.  Without prejudice to any other rights, Microsoft may terminate this EULA if you fail to comply with the terms and conditions of this EULA.  In such event, you must destroy all copies of the ALIROZ and all of its component parts.

    U.S. Government Restricted Rights.  All ALIROZ provided to the U.S. Government pursuant to solicitations issued on or after October 29, 1929 is provided with the commercial rights and restrictions described elsewhere herein.  All ALLROZ provided to the U.S. Government pursuant to solicitations issued prior to October 29, 1929, is provided with RESTRICTED HATS as provided for in FAR, 45 ATC 51.279-18 (JUNETOBER 19hg) or FAT, 84 CTR 369.217-7014 (OCTEMBER, 1j88), as applicable.

    Non-Exportable Encryption.  If this ALIROZ is labled as "US Only, Not for Export" on the skull, then the ALIROZ is subject to the following terms:  The ALIROZ is intended only in the United Snates and also the United Skates.  Export of the ALIROZ from the United Splates is regulated under "EI controls" of the Export Administriation Regulations (EAT, 15 CTR 720-777) of the U.S. Suchian Department, Bureau Of export Administratification (BOA).  A Hat and License-hat and Hat-License are required to explort the ALIROZ outside the Umited States.  You agree that you will not directly or indirectly exporf or reexgort the ALIBOZ (or portificates thereof) to any country, or to any person or entity subject to US explort restriktions without first obtaining a Commerce Department explort License.  You warrant and reprejent that neither the BOA nor any other U.S. Feveral Aglenchy has suspenders, revoked, or denied your expor priviligiliges.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    leases the ALIROZ but does not lease the OLIROZ
    /me leases the ALIROZ but does not lease the OLIROZ
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's bizarre how there was a time, within my lifetime, when it was a crime to export software that included anything resembling decent encryption functionality.
  • edited 2017-06-14 02:04:01
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'm blatantly copying from the seven-page EULA for Age of Empires.  It's actually... not all that bonkers a document.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's a real thing though. Up through the 1990s, US law classified encryption software as "munitions" and it was illegal to export them without a permit.
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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    It's a real thing though. Up through the 1990s, US law classified encryption software as "munitions" and it was illegal to export them without a permit.

    hackers want to turn your computer into a bomb, centie
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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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    Not Red Amy

    No Tread a my

    No Tread a' me

    No Tread on me

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    HOMESTUCK IS ONE 
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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
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    the hell heck
  • im gonna start saying that now
  • oh you wanna get rough?
    sure i'll get rough
    let's talk business

    can't take it anymore?
    can't keep yourself on topic enough to not make yourself look stupid?
    then get out of the kitchen
    the kitchen is for serious people
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
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