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The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    We should push back immediately.  This is vuvuzela territory.  I want battle plans for this on my desk by 6 PM.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    "Does anyone have experience dating a Cure?"

    Medical historian: "I do."
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    19: - the Curve and the Lost Light -
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    25 Motherfuckers That Forgot About Dre
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    19 Reasons to Remember The Name
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    The Legend of the Blah Blah Blah, the Blah Blah, and the Blah
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 7 8 9 10.
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Eleven.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Section42L went up to eleven
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    77.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-08-08 20:52:42
    Fossilmaiden said:

    77.

    that's seven going up to eleven

    "Even a rabbit knows that's seventy plus seven."
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Pumpkinpunk. A genre where everything functions through the application of large orange gourds.

    Punpkin.
  • Serocco3Serocco3
    Salt and pepper to taste with salt and pepper to taste with salt and pepper to taste with salt and pepper.

    My phone predicts I will say based on the first word. This is the result. I regret nothing.
  • SF_SorrowSF_Sorrow

    image
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    u mad, drum machine bro
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    20: - no more.

    O but what of that place, the sky, the sky, the deepless blooming black, the Curve and the Lost Light, no more.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    > < <
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    fighting four-letter words, such as zika, isis, fuck, shit, piss...
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Hope
    Despair
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    gisela is pink diamond, discuss
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Tatterhood said:

    gisela is pink diamond, discuss

    is gisela as cute as cellica
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    glennmagusharvey said:

    Tatterhood said:

    gisela is pink diamond, discuss

    is gisela as cute as cellica
    beautiful angels in the process of turning into horrifying eldritch abominations are the pinnacle of cuteness, it is known
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Nice, an MTG manga.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    edited 2016-08-11 17:57:29
    Crystal said:

    Nice, an MTG manga.

    resulting in the existence of
    imageimage
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    please give money to my indiegogo to fund someone to fly to japan to explain the idea of roko's basilisk to gen urobuchi
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    imageimage
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Super High School-Level Animal Raising Committee Member
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Who would put a cat on their staff anyway? That's absurd. Unless the staff is like, cat toy testers.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    PUT EVERYTHING ON THE TABLE
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    PUT EVERYTHING ON THE TABLE
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Please remove your cadaver from the table.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    21: Flense-Gifted
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Please remove your cadaver from the table.

    But I ain't got no body!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Donald Trump: introducing the political world to shitposting, since 2015
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Roll | Result
    3-5 | Everyone within 100 yards suffers the effect of the elixir or its reverse; 50% chance of each.
    6-9 | Everyone within 10 yards suffers the effect of the elixir or its reverse, as above.
    10-12 | Explosion destroys lab; alchemist has time to flee.
    13-15 | Explosion destroys lab; alchemist takes 3d damage.
    16-18 | Explosion destroys lab; alchemist takes 6d damage!
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    edited 2016-08-13 01:47:42
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The homunculus is among the rarest alchemical achievements: a duplicate of the alchemist or another person, shaped by nurturing some of his bodily fluids in an alchemical vessel. The result is a second being with the same essence, able to serve its creator’s goals. Most homunculi are tiny, but they don’t have to be; the big ones just cost more. A homunculus is an Ally with the Minion enhancement. The character sheet for the homunculus is based on that of its original, but does not include his social traits. Instead the homunculus has Social Stigma (Valuable Property) and is probably Dead Broke. If the homunculus develops properly, it will be a perfect likeness of the original’s true form. (If the original has lost a body part or function through injury, the homunculus still has it.) Homunculi are Reprogrammable by their creators, but do not have Slave Mentality (unless the original did!). They also have a special variant of Reawakened that potentially grants them all their creator’s skills. The creator chooses which latent skills to activate at creation. Other skills will emerge as the Ally’s point value increases to keep pace with its original. A homunculus may have any SM the creator is prepared to invest in. Creating a homunculus takes 12 months, plus or minus SM, down to a minimum of 3 months. The starting cost is $1,000. There is also a continuing outlay for nutrients, which increases as the homunculus grows larger – $1 the first month, $2 the second, and on to $5, $10, $20, $50, $100, etc. ST should be appropriate to the body size of the homunculus. It takes two weeks for the homunculus to “remember” how to speak. After that, activating latent skills takes one week per skill point. This is effectively intensive training (p. B293), but doesn’t require actual teaching. The process to create a homunculus requires a roll against Alchemy-10. This is not a technique and cannot be bought up. On an ordinary success, the result is a fully formed creature. On an ordinary failure, the effort and materials are wasted. On a critical success, the homunculus has Passive Racial Memory (Original Only, -60%). On a critical failure, the homunculus is twisted during development, acquiring a physical deformity, a metabolic weakness, or a character flaw. The outcome affects the creature’s character point value in any case. Though cosmetically similar, this preparation is not the same as the Homunculus spell (p. 70), and their functions are very different.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Serial Killer Lain
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Calica said:

    please give money to my indiegogo to fund someone to fly to japan to explain the idea of roko's basilisk to gen urobuchi


    I would, you know.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    authentic Lithuanian post-Minecraft Gradiuscore
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A man was once stabbed by a communist. It left some really nasty marx.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    edited 2016-08-14 03:13:00
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    777 Reasons Alice Is Cuter Than You
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-08-14 05:25:33
    what jargon-heavy language on the internet reads like to me:

    "nounly nouned by verb"
    "adjectivenouns and their verbnoun nounnoun"
    "why don't you try noun? or you can othernoun thirdnoun fourthnoun and then adverbasverb the adjectiveasnoun"

    in other words, it reads like shitposting
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    does anyone know if "flicking you off using both middle and ring fingers at the same time" emote exists
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    glennmagusharvey said:

    what jargon-heavy language on the internet reads like to me:

    "nounly nouned by verb"
    "adjectivenouns and their verbnoun nounnoun"
    "why don't you try noun? or you can othernoun thirdnoun fourthnoun and then adverbasverb the adjectiveasnoun"

    in other words, it reads like shitposting

    Academia: One extensive, complex shitpost.

    Shitposting: Academia after being diluted and getting really, really high.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Philosopher x Philosopher
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    0: freezing (literally)
    10: a little chilly
    20: a nice day
    30: hot
    40: really hot
    50: I hope you have good A/C
    60+: oven
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    bevause donatello
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    it's (not) my life

    the (non-)final countdown
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    q/z
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    im not sure wwhat your point is are you denying that theres an aesthetic thats common in wwindowws 10 wwhen you bring up criticisms is it not in reference to things you dislike
    this is my starting point: wwindowws 10 has an aesthetic yes #notallwwindowws 10 but by and large there is a collection of vvisual dialogue plot and characterization tropes that are common to the medium i dont dig those vvisual dialogue plot or characterization tropes i dont think it looks cool or sounds cool i dont respond to the dialogue ticks theyre annoying to me or if youd like theyre silly in a wway i dislike
    wwhen i end up liking wwindowws 10 its wwhen it avvoids those things wwhich does happen but im not sure if youre saying the aesthetic isnt there (wwhich i disagree wwith) or youre saying you shouldnt dislike an aesthetic (wwhich i also disagree wwith) yes i can scour the wworld of wwindowws 10 for exceptions but wwhy wwould i i knoww they exist they land on my door step sometimes but life is too short to swwim upstream for media theres media evverywwhere
    this is vvery condescending
    wwhen i read this i think yeah but i didnt like it im not pretending to not like it for effect im not arguing that japanese people making japanese games shouldnt be able to partake in an aesthetic that comes from a japanese art form but i dont like it im not sure wwhats complicating that for you
    so in the vversion you present wwhere there is a 2 second camera angle that inspires a rant i saww that angle thought it wwas an aesthetic choice that i really really didnt like enough to go on a rant this is not to mention the fact that i dont remember going off on camera angles and wwhats much more likely is for me to say ugh this wwas wway too wwindowws 10 for me rather than a rant but evven in your vversion the reason i wwent on that rant wwas because i didnt like that camera angle i thought it wwas bad so wwhats confusing
    is it the wword is your point that only a true scholar of wwindowws 10 can sort things into the [is wwindowws 10] and [not wwindowws 10] sets its shorthand dawwg i mean you can come back wwith a bunch of episode numbers and timestamps of examples ivve described something as wwindowws 10 that you dont consider wwindowws 10 but i guarantee you that those indivvidual aesthetic elements are things that *i* associate wwith the medium and because i *dont* wwant to grind the episode to a halt to rant i use that wword dismissivvely because it refers to that aesthetic
    at the end of the day reacting to games is my job life isnt too short to do my job and ivve done my job wwell if im honest and rigorous im not pretending to not like wwindowws 10 (im honest) and ivve nevver failed to bring up and examine a good (or bad) mechanic because of aesthetics (rigorous) but aesthetics count and im not going to omit commentary on them or negativve commentary on them because theyre common to a medium people like
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