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The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-08-03 00:56:42
    what normal people know:

    how well the minnesota twins are doing this season

    what i know instead:

    how well the minnesota democrats are doing this election cycle
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    All Ice.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-08-03 04:16:16
    leech life

    base power 20
    stab 30
    type advantage 60
    three swords dances later 240

    240 power draining attack from parasect, on mewtwo
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Pokémon request: A Fire type with Dry Skin.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    srsly y dey put dry skin on parasect

    do they hate parasect that much
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    edited 2016-08-03 04:38:02
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Pokémon request: A Fire type with Dry Skin.

    mollux
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Oops, I forgot the sun.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Hit Ciddih Litue um dni zyhmd dnurk yr dni urdihrid ert ifihayri urfycfit zudn ud mnyoct pi mnyd
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-08-03 16:17:34
    You know who else made a tower named after themselves, as a monument to their own greatness?

    Kefka.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Crabhammer, Protect, Stomp, Surf?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-08-03 16:48:00
    glennmagusharvey said:

    Crabhammer, Protect, Stomp, Surf?

    doesn't give me Guillotine but Guillotine is also meh

    not even STAB lol
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Hormone Replacement Empire
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    oh wait Crabhammer has improved crit
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Unfortunately it is still Crabhammer.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    At least it's far better in Gen VI than it was back in I-IV.
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I associate Crabhammer with Crawdaunt, who is awesome and cool and cute, therefore I like Crabhammer too.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Unfortunately it is still Crabhammer.

    It's a respectable water move and it's certainly a keeper on a natural-moveset Kingler.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A phantom thief who the police don't know the face of because she's actually a dullahan.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Give me all your love...

    Watch me with your scary eyes
    Please me with your silly touch. Come on
    Keep your eyes on me always
    I break it down
    I'm not the same

    Feel Me when you come inside
    Touch me when you want me anytime
    Keep your eyes on me always
    Don't wake me up 'till the morning light

    "Get up on your feet, move your body, bring me the passion"
    Give me your nasty hands. Come on now. I'm getting over you
    "Get up on your feet, move your body, bring me the passion"
    Give me your nasty hands. It's you. You can set me free

    Give me all your love
    Give me all your love
    Don't give it to someone else
    Give me all your love
    Give me all your love
    Don't share it with someone else

    "I'm sending all my love, all my love for you"
    All I want is your love and soul
    "I'm sending all my love, all my love for you"
    All I want is your love and soul

    Give me all your love...

    Treat me right as I do for you
    Drive me crazy all night long
    Keep your eyes on me always
    Take me up to the heaven

    "Get up on your feet, move your body, bring me the passion"
    Give me your nasty hands. Come on now. I'm getting over you
    "Get up on your feet, move your body, bring me the passion"
    Give me your nasty hands. It's you. You can set me free

    Give me all your love
    Give me all your love
    Don't give it to someone else
    Give me all your love
    Give me all your love
    Don't share it with someone else

    I'm sending you all my love.
    I want your love. I want your love and soul.
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    This guy is the Bisnap of Binding of Isaac. Bisnap is also the Bisnap of Binding of Isaac.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Rambocky.
    The Karocky Kid.
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2016-08-04 17:20:05
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, the 2002 SLC olympics started the rivalry between the Huntsman and Romney clans.

     John-Huntsman-Senior-The-Great-And-Magnificent-he-of-the-Sharp-Business-Practices-and-Donating-Millions-To-My-University-So-I-Must-Speak-Only-Good-of-Him and George-Romney-The-Great-And-Beautiful-Of-The-Sharp-Business-practices-and-the-ability-to-explode-people-with-his-mind were second cousins, and both super rich businessmen, of the Super Rich Mormons Of Whom I Can Speak No ill Without Violating Geas.
     

    Their sons, John Huntsman Junior, Once and Future Governor, Destined to Save us all when the Prophecies come true and all is lost; and Mitt Romney, deathless vanquisher of evil and rightful ruler of Massachusetts, he of the laser eyes, are the current generation, and they are third cousins.

     Both Huntsman and Romney wanted to do the Olympics, and I don't remember which one won the fight, but the scars can still be seen across the land, and our peasants still sing songs of the scouring.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The joke is that Huntsman Senior and George Romney aren't second cousins, they're second cousins once removed.

    The other joke is that I'm comparing businessmen to Smaug the Magnificent, and craploads of money to treasure hordes, and pretending that rich people have superpowers and will murder me if I say anything not-over-the-top-and-ludicrously-complimentary about them.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, Anyways, 

    Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, Also, 

    Additionally, Additionally, Additionally, Additionally, Additionally, Additionally, Additionally, Additionally, Additionally, Additionally, Additionally, Additionally, 
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    A dittionaly
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    things that are not the same:

    Pompeii
    Pompei
    Pohnpei
    Bombay
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Are Ticos ticklish?  Film at 11.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    a fictional world of bright colors and smooth surfaces
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i just called a smeerp a smerp
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    if Clint Eastwood loves Trump so much because he thinks the world's too "PC", then why doesn't he go and eat the turdtrumpet's shit and post it online
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-08-05 02:46:25
    glennmagusharvey said:

    if Clint Eastwood loves Trump so much because he thinks the world's too "PC", then why doesn't he go and eat the turdtrumpet's shit and post it online

    WHILE USING A MAC that way the shit gets on him and the mac

    and the social media site he posts it to
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    then he can go eat his own shit while fucking a boulder or something

    how's that for political incorrectness
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-08-05 02:51:14
    in fact i challenge everyone who complains about political correctness to go post a video of themselves eating shit

    world too clean for you?  eat shit.  do it faggots.  do it.  that'll be plenty dirty.

    and then you might get DIEarrhea lelelelelelelelel
  • TitleNameTitleName
    edited 2016-08-05 03:04:14
    *Bops Glenn*
    Glenn plz. :T
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    TitleName said:

    *Bops Glenn*
    Glenn plz. :T

    WHACK-A-MOLE AT DAWN
  • TitleNameTitleName
    *Bops Glenn*
    *Again*
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    glennmagusharvey said:

    what normal people know:

    how well the minnesota twins are doing this season

    what i know instead:

    how well the minnesota democrats are doing this election cycle

    i was under the impression that the twins were generally overlooked, at least outside of their market
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    does anyone know how the twins are doing
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    edited 2016-08-05 03:32:06
    alice gets gored and makes burps sheets
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Today is Tomorrow said:

    does anyone know how the twins are doing

    awful
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    unsurprised
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    at least they didnt pitch a conniption fit to get themselves an ugly new stadium
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Target Field is only six years old
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Target Field is all the way at the end of the green line, ive literally never seen it whereas i need to see US Bank Stadium every time i go to minneapolis
  • Obā-sanObā-san
    edited 2016-08-05 03:53:34

    actually not every time if i take the 21 up to lyn-lake i dont see it
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I saw the Metrodome while descending into MSP for a layover in 2013
  • Obā-sanObā-san
    edited 2016-08-05 03:57:07

    earlier today i was at a vintage store and they had a metrodome logo lapel pin
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    what do spanish-speakers call a Target credit card?
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