The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

glennmagusharvey · 2016-07-30 22:52:26

Tatterhood said:
ASS IS UNFUN GARBAGE

AGS is unfun garbage

Anime and Gaming Society is unfun garbage

it's funny to think of it this way because that's the name of my school's anime club lolololololololololololololololololololol

also American Geophysical Society

Fossilmaiden · 2016-07-31 01:01:29

Good morning, small-town listeners
Thimbles coat my fingers
Feed dogs are jamming up
The thread comes in tangles

Fossilmaiden · 2016-07-31 01:13:31

Antipope still sounds like a kind of pasta sauce.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-07-31 03:34:54

Fossilmaiden said:
Antipope still sounds like a kind of pasta sauce.

antipasta + pasta = explosion?

TitleName · 2016-07-31 03:36:32

A explosion of flavor that erases your entire being.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-07-31 04:00:04

TitleName said:
A explosion of flavor that erases your entire being.

"Taste the Italy."

Fossilmaiden · 2016-07-31 15:00:35

17: O but what of that place -

glennmagusharvey · 2016-07-31 23:23:46

how long until donald trump officially picks a fight with the dead?

Fossilmaiden · 2016-08-01 00:08:02

Where did we meet before just like this
I know your smile
Your voice just like that
You talk to me and I smile right back
I don't believe in fantasy
Same dress, same smell reminds me
Something I can't forget
Same song same tone in your voice
Tell me this isn't a dream

Take me far where the stars are still asleep
You and me, we'll live forevermore
I will follow you my destiny
Won't you get my favorite photograph
I'm getting played by you
Deja vu

I saw the sparkles in your eyes
Your soothing words make me feel alive
I would be glad to stay in sight
Let's play into this mystery
Same words as if this is the first time
As if I'm stuck in a loop
I'm lost in sweet illusion
Turn me into sensation

Take me far where the stars are still asleep
You and me, we'll live forevermore
I will follow you my destiny
Won't you get my favorite photograph
I'm getting played by you
Deja vu

Where did we meet before just like this
I know your smile
Your voice just like that
You talk to me and I smile right back
I don't believe in fantasy
Same dress, same smell reminds me
Something I can't forget
Same song same tone in your voice
Tell me this isn't a dream

Take me far where the stars are still asleep
You and me, we'll live forevermore
I will follow you my destiny
Won't you get my favorite photograph

Odradek · 2016-08-01 01:14:29

Obā-san · 2016-08-01 01:16:15

depressed socrates (still a hospital patient)

Crystal · 2016-08-01 02:40:28

Fossilmaiden · 2016-08-01 02:44:35

18: - the sky, the sky, the deepless blooming black -

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-01 02:59:11

a good game rec would be wasted on this dolt

Crystal · 2016-08-01 06:26:20

I can't breathe.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-01 15:15:15

sir, i think it's a bit pointless for me to watch a video that tells me about how much asterisk war sucks, because i think i fundamentally agrees with the reasons for why it sucks, but i am interested in continuing my journey with the story despite those reasons. by repeating those reasons, you are not introducing new factors that could rather easily sway my opinion, but rather you are attempting to further emphasize factors that i have already accounted for, and hoping that an increased emphasis on those factors makes them more able to win a tug-of-war.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-01 15:24:30

also you can't hate this

Crystal · 2016-08-01 15:48:42

glennmagusharvey said:
sir, i think it's a bit pointless for me to watch a video that tells me about how much asterisk war sucks, because i think i fundamentally agrees with the reasons for why it sucks, but i am interested in continuing my journey with the story despite those reasons. by repeating those reasons, you are not introducing new factors that could rather easily sway my opinion, but rather you are attempting to further emphasize factors that i have already accounted for, and hoping that an increased emphasis on those factors makes them more able to win a tug-of-war.

If you mean digibro, he has transcripts of all his videos on his blog.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-01 19:00:45

Crystal said:

glennmagusharvey said:
sir, i think it's a bit pointless for me to watch a video that tells me about how much asterisk war sucks, because i think i fundamentally agrees with the reasons for why it sucks, but i am interested in continuing my journey with the story despite those reasons. by repeating those reasons, you are not introducing new factors that could rather easily sway my opinion, but rather you are attempting to further emphasize factors that i have already accounted for, and hoping that an increased emphasis on those factors makes them more able to win a tug-of-war.
If you mean digibro, he has transcripts of all his videos on his blog.

Where's his blog?

Crystal · 2016-08-01 19:05:24

Chirp chirp.

TitleName · 2016-08-01 21:44:27

glennmagusharvey said:
also you can't hate this

I'll prove show you then. :v

Odradek · 2016-08-01 22:20:18

TitleName · 2016-08-01 22:23:17

Best Pic here. 11/10

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 15:55:55

I play a lot of Russian piano music.

That doesn't mean I am sympathetic to Vladimir Putin.

I play a lot of German piano music.

That doesn't mean I like the Nazis.

I enjoy Cuban food.

That doesn't mean I'm a communist.

So I play Japanese games.

That doesn't mean I endorse Japanese geopolitics.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 15:56:49

IT'S SET IN A FREAKING GENERIC EUROPEAN-STYLE HIGH FANTASY WORLD WITH NAMES LIKE "LLOYD" AND "COLETTE" AND "FRANK"

HOW MUCH MORE UNJAPANESE CAN YOU GET

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 15:58:19

THEY"RE EVEN SPEAKING ENGLISH

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 15:59:16

so you have one bunch of people on one hand going "UGH SO ANIME AND WEEB" and another bunch of people on the other hand going "NO JP VOICE NO BUY"

the hell with all y'all

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 15:59:33

paint.tif

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 16:01:35

glennmagusharvey said:
paint.tif

the local version of cans.wav

Crystal · 2016-08-02 16:01:36

Ugh so anime and weeb, if it's dubbed I won't buy it.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 16:02:07

Crystal said:
Ugh so anime and weeb, if it's dubbed I won't buy it.

buy, buy, miss american pie

took a chevy to the levee by the levee was DYED BRIGHT ORANGE LELELELELELELELELELELE

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 18:24:12

"Life was always better in that small town where...everything was better, because it was better. Like, it's so much better, it's nothing like this. Like, seriously, trust me, that small town was better. Just better."

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 18:26:16

glennmagusharvey said:
"Life was always better in that small town where...everything was better, because it was better. Like, it's so much better, it's nothing like this. Like, seriously, trust me, that small town was better. Just better."

"See, you can't walk out the door here without meeting a Mexican or a gay guy or a feminazi or an atheist or an anime fan or some git glued to his cell phone."

"Wait, that small town only contained one pub and one church and no job opportunities? You're lying."

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 18:26:46

glennmagusharvey said:

glennmagusharvey said:
"Life was always better in that small town where...everything was better, because it was better. Like, it's so much better, it's nothing like this. Like, seriously, trust me, that small town was better. Just better."
"See, you can't walk out the door here without meeting a Mexican or a gay guy or a feminazi or an atheist or an anime fan or some git glued to his cell phone."

"Wait, that small town only contained one pub and one church and no job opportunities? You're lying."

"--YOU LIE!!"

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 18:27:00

Joe Fucking Wilson

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 18:27:48

glennmagusharvey said:
Joe Fucking Wilson

see this is how these people are closet gays

because they need "fucking" in their names so they fuck their last name

or something like that

that didn't even make sense lol

but it don't matter to them anyway

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 18:30:59

glennmagusharvey said:

buy, buy, miss american pie

"That was my impression of American advertising."

~ Mario's Head

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 18:31:33

the entirety of Death Note, dubbed in Spanglish

Odradek · 2016-08-02 19:55:52

Odradek said:
Crazy Awesome: Despite sounding like a stroke victim with a mouthful of Big League Chew, Plinkett still manages to formulate brilliant, coherent, and often flawless arguments against the movies he reviews. He has an unerring eye for plot holes, Out of Character moments, character flaws, and deducing the overall coherence of a movie's plot.
He also can put out some good vocal imitations, including an unnervingly close impression of Darth Sidious's voice.
"I don't jump sharks. I fuck them for breakfast."
The Revenge of the Sith review has a particularly effective sequence where he compares the prequels toCitizen Kane in terms of their character arcs and story structure... and the comparison actually works.
Crosses the Line Twice: Pretty much every single thing Plinkett says that is not related to filmmaking falls directly under this category.
Plinkett destroying his TV while watching an Olsen Twins movie deserves special mention. The specifics of that incident will give you nightmares.
Subverted and Inverted with the Micheal Vick joke in Cop Dog. Mr. Plinkett's innocuous explanation behind itonly makes it funnier.
Mr. Plinkett: Who's this dog's trainer, Michael Vick? Did you get that joke? It's because Michael Vick would often throw passes that would go well ahead of the intended receiver...
Crowning Music of Awesome: Tell me you don't nod your head to the hip-hop song at the end of his reviews.
"I squeeze gats till my clips is empty..."
Dude, Not Funny!: The masturbation scene near the beginning of the "Crystal Skull" review; the main problem was that it showed actual footage of the (then-preadolescent) Olsen twins while Plinkett (graphically) jacked off to them.
Crosses the Line Twice. And it happens. Often.
Some people have trouble getting into his reviews for this reason.

Odradek · 2016-08-02 19:56:19

Odradek · 2016-08-02 20:13:31

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/07/you-should-be-terrified-that-people-who-like-hamilton-run-our-country

I like nerdcore now

Aliroz · 2016-08-02 20:16:06

You should be terrified that people, who, like Hamilton, run our country...

Finish the sentence, kids!

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-02 20:42:48

Aliroz said:
You should be terrified that people, who, like Hamilton, run our country...

Finish the sentence, kids!

...like a musical

Odradek · 2016-08-02 22:37:57

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Tejancedo eh vems ec y caneuic eccia. Dugahecs ec y caneuic eccia. Baubma talnoehk vemsc fedr tejanca lycdc yc "byhtanehk" un "pufehk du dra BL bumela" ec yh eccia. Drana'c hu naycuh Krucdpicdanc lyh'd ryja vuin vasyma maytc. Dra vencd uha ryt vuin syma maytc. Ed'c knayd dryd draca dymahdat fusah lyh veht fung yht aqbucina eh yh ehticdno tusehydat po sah. Yht oad dra cdemm tacanja paddan dryh drec. Yht o'ymm yna vuumehk ouincamjac ev oui tuh'd drehg y nidrmacc lunbunydeuh mega Cuho lyh lu-ubd vasehecd lnedelecs du ica yc y pmitkauhehk litkam du syngad y sateulna sujea. Ed'c dra cysa cred yc "Aclyba Vnus Dusunnuf" lmyesehk dryd ed'c dra "sujea Techao tuach'd fyhd oui du caa!" Drao fana vaatehk esykehyno luhdnujanco vun bipmeledo. Tet drao aht ib yddnyldehk dra ena uv y pihlr uv credrayt SNYc mega Yinehe yht cilr? Cina. Vilg druca kioc. Vilg draen secukoho. Yd dra aht uv dra tyo, fryd oui'na mavd fedr ec y creddo sujea yht y pihlr uv syhivyldinat tnysy dryd lybdejydat dfu aqdnasa cetac vun vnaa bipmeledo.

Odradek · 2016-08-02 22:49:06

secotm: “ agoodcartoon: “ worldwide chaos aside the brexit might be my favorite thing for cartoons ” I have an unexplainable love of Piglet with a mustache. ”

Crystal · 2016-08-02 23:14:05

N i c e.

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glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-03 00:19:22

Crystal said:
N i c e.
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where is this bidirectional writing meme from

and how is it supposed to be pronounced?

Crystal · 2016-08-03 00:20:34

I forgot haha.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-03 00:22:32

like

should the word be pronounced twice?
if so, should there be a pause between them?
do they share the same tone? if not, which one is higher?
should the first letter be pronounced twice? what if the first letter is part of a blend?

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-03 00:24:15

like is it "NICEice"? or "NICE. nice."? or just "Nice."? or "NiceNice."? or "NICEnice."? Or "Niiccee." (as in taking longer to pronounce everything but the first letter)?

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