The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • A's = ace
    B's = bees?
    C's = cease
    D's = this (or "diesel", with an appropriate following word that starts with a long O sound)
    E's = Ys
    F's = ?
    G's = cheese?
    H's = ?
    I's = ice? (again, "ai" vs. "ii" pronuniciation distinction) <-- YES THAT DISTINCTION EXISTS YOU HEATHEN SAVAGES
    J's = jays, Jace
    K's = ? ("Kasich" with appropriate follower, such as "ick"
    HAHAHHHAHAHA IT SAYS K'S ICK HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
    L's = else ("Elsa" with appropriate follower)
    M's = ?
    N's = ents
    P's = peas, peace
    Q's = ? ("accuse" with appropriate preceder)
    R's = arse (l;elelelelelelelelelel)
    S's = Essex?
    T's = tease, teas
    U's = use
    V's = ?
    W's = double-use
    X's = axis, axes (plural of ax(e), not axis)
    Y's = wise (not Ys, as originally presumed)
    Z's = ?
  • the funny part of "deez nuts" is "deez", not "nuts"
  • the sexual part of the joke is not the funny part, you dolts
  • sexual jokes are not funny

    unfuck them
  • edited 2016-04-16 15:42:11
    things that should not be shrunken to the size of a bathtub and drowned:
    the government

    things that should be shrunken to the size of a bathtub and drowned:
    the conservative memery that spawned this fucking quote
    grover norquist's ego
  • attacking the things dear to the conservative movement because the conservative movement fucking deserves it, considering how much they've ruined the united states
  • > top 10 anime powers we wish were real

    Okay, you're seriously just looking for stuff to talk about and make videos out of and attract viewers.
  • "The ground is boring, so let's make the ground psychedelic!"

    No, that doesn't make your series any better.
  • kerbal space prom
  • fullmetal jacket
  • > top 10 anime powers we wish were real

    Okay, you're seriously just looking for stuff to talk about and make videos out of and attract viewers.

    that is the point of a professional youtube channel, glenn.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Really it's the point of a lot of entertainment media.
  • it's such a weird criticism

    "you're just trying to get views!"

    well, yes, like, what's the point of a video if no one sees it?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel like that's only a valid criticism in the case where a video is given an intentionally provocative or misleading title while the video itself has no effort put into it.

    Clickbait, basically.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yes.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I find them tedious and not worth the time, but they've got a crowd, so hey. Live and let live, a bit silly to complain about them.

    I say this having just been annoyed at some really tedious Pokemon videos I watched a few hours ago because of how bored I was, granted, but still.
  • edited 2016-04-17 08:56:09
    well i think a better way to illustrate what i mean is this question:

    is this something someone would more likely watch after searching for it on youtube or after seeing it suggested to them?

    because someone might search for, say, "pokémon red TAS" or "spongebob ytp" or "gladiator movie scenes" but i can't picture someone searching for "top ten anime powers you wish were real"

    the latter is just...purely distraction bait
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The Landfill of the Heaper's Hangout/Glenn complains obtusely 
  • It’s already been mentioned there’s a very blatant reference to Excalibur (1981), a modern retelling of the 15th century legend Le Morte d'Arthur. It is shown on the marquee at the theater ("Coming Wednesday") on the night Bruce’s parents are killed. In the end Batman slams the spear into the ground (stone). He pulls the spear out of the ground before he attacks Superman (sword from stone). After he realizes he's become the bad guy, he abandons the spear the same way Arthur did after he abused its power to defeat Lancelot. Lois is the lady of the lake, tossing the spear into the water and then having to get it back before the final fight. The fight between Batman vs Superman is similar to the fight between Lancelot and Arthur (two good guys fighting against each other due to hubris and passion, eventually reconciling to fight the main bad guy) Doomsday is Mordred. In the end Superman stabs Doomsday and gets stabbed in return, and Superman impales himself further to stab Doomsday through the back and kill him, same way the fight between Mordred and Arthur goes. Doomsday's unnatural creation also mirrors how Morgana created Mordred to some degree.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Calculon. Calcitonin. Calculus.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    caldera, calcifediol, calliope?
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Calderas, calciferol, calliope, actually.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    vitamin D
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Vitamins Do.
  • Why does every nerd film have to have layers and layers of deep symbolism?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think the question is flawed, but maybe i haven't seen the right 'nerd films'

    generally i think stuff made with nerds in mind tends to be fairly light on the symbolism, or at least keeps the symbolism fairly simple?
  • I am the great traitor. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be stamped on until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of corn or one drop of water more than his ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Aguirre, want the birds to drop dead from the trees, then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of God. The earth I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the river, will win untold riches. But whoever deserts...
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    i think the question is flawed, but maybe i haven't seen the right 'nerd films'

    generally i think stuff made with nerds in mind tends to be fairly light on the symbolism, or at least keeps the symbolism fairly simple?

    Yes
  • the complex and multilayeted symbolism when CIA asks Bane
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Flying Witch is an allegory for pre-Buddhist Japan and its effects on butterbur tempura.
  • Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA
    He wasn't alone
    You don't get to bring friends
    They're not my friends
    Don't worry, no charge for them
    Why would I want them?
    They were trying to grab your prize
    They work for the mercenary
    The masked man

    Bane?
    Get 'em on board, I'm calling it in
    The flight plan, the flight plan
    I just filed with the agency
    Lists me, my men and Doctor Pavel here
    But only one of you
    But only one of you
    First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
    So who payed you to grab Doctor Pavel?

    He didn't fly so good
    Who wants to try next?
    Tell me about Bane
    Why does he wear the mask?
    Lot of loyalty
    For a hired gun

    Or perhaps he's wondering
    Why someone would shoot a man
    Before throwing him out of a plane
    At least you can talk
    Who are you?
    It doesn't matter who we are
    What matters is our plan
    Nobody cared 'til I put on the mask

    If I pull that off will you die?
    It would be extremely painful
    You're a big guy
    For you

    Was getting caught part of your master plan?
    Of course
    Doctor Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours
    We had to find out what he told you
    Nothing! I said nothing!

    Well congratulations
    You've got yourself caught
    Now what's your next step of your master plan?
    Crashing this plane with no survivors

    (No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!)

    No they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
    Have we started the fire
    Yes, the fire rises

    Calm down doctor, now’s not the time for fear
    That comes later
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Game Theory: Is Artorias Actually Your Dead Wife, Priscilla?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    My little corneroftheworld, my little corneroftheworld
    aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    My little corneroftheworld!
    I used to wonder what friendship could be!
    My little corneroftheworld!
    Until you all shared its magic with me!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    small adventure
    grams of fun
    a heart that's ok, i guess
    faithful and strong
    installing windows 8
    it's an easy feat!
    and princess magic makes it all complete
  • g to grab your prize
    They work for the mercenary
    The masked man Bane?all adventuregraBatman
    slams the spear into the ground (stone). He pulls the spear out of the
    ground before he attacks Superman (sword from stone). After he realizes
    he's become the bad guy, he abandons the spear the same way Arthur did
    after he a

    H's = ?
    I's = ice? (again, "ai" vs. "ii" pronuniciation distinction) <-- YES THAT DISTINCTION EXISTS YOU HEATHEN SAVAGES
    J's = jays, Jace
    K's = ? ("Kasich" with a
  • > hetero fuckboys

    what about hetero chasteboys?
  • UNSEX YOUR SEXUAL REFERENCE MWEH HEH HEH
  • by making the typo "bu tit" you are paying tribute to imipolex
  • every time that typo appears imipolex gets some more spiritual sustenance
  • see when i'm by myself i don't need a separate container for recyclables

    because the recyclables often are their own containers
  • see the dancing is not cool

    the dancing is not stylish and snazzy

    it is just stupid-looking
  • implying that republicans are closet homosexuals
  • implying that republicans are closet homosexuals

    but Larry Craig is not gay!
  • gravity falls, but the wind also rises
  • if you have a major demon talking about types of vampire, someone familiar to you may be telling you not to spit

    because Yeegnohu could be saying, Neferpitou

    (you know who could be saying, never p'too)
  • edited 2016-04-20 20:49:27
    somewhat jerkish: IDC
    more jerkish: Andy Cuomo
    even more jerkish: Simcha Felder

    #gmhcommentsonstatelevelpoliticsofastatehedoesntlivein
  • i don't care what the fall/winter/spring/summer 2015042500201503634092039409 anime season is like

    as far as i know, it does not exist

    no such thing as an "anime season" exists as a coherent slate of shows
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    wow, I've forgotten how dorky the old site design looked
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