The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)
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dine on weetos
put em in your coffee
hell who says they're just for eating? string them up like fairy lights. mortar your house with them. mail them to people you like. mail them to people you don't like. petition your mayor to adopt them as an alternative local currency.
taste like em too
but actually, Cookie Crisp is a lethal neurotoxin responsible for thousands of deaths every year
parents, please protect your children, and only buy trusted cereal brands
this has been a public service announcement brought to you by Weetabix Limited
literally can't tell
why do the Marvel comics look so boring?
why does Monopoly feel so boring?
why does Grand Theft Auto look so boring?
why do boobies look so boring?
minus all the points
i hate reading, ok?
load already
it's 4 am and i wanna go to bed and i need to shower first and i need an hour from and to and i also want breakfast at some point and i need to be back here at 10 am
that's 6 hours total and an hour for travel is 5 hours and a half-hour shower including various other stuff means 4.5 hours
4 or fewer hours of sleep here we go
hey celestia, fuck you, by the way
cuz like no wonder she rebelled . . .
idk when i'd find the time to watch it atm, that's the problem
with hindsight i think i did pretty much stop watching it because iirc naney, sunny, Viani and Forsythe were saying it sucked?
like it defs had gone downhill by that point but i was hanging on out of inertia and was still sufficiently entertained that i probably would have continued to do so without that extra push, y'know?
like, idk even, the show did a good job establishing this central cast of characters and got a lot of mileage out of jokes based around their personalities
which is how a good sitcom works, i guess
that title alone was sufficient to get a big grin out of me
and maybe vice versa?
'A Short Dialogue Between Some Liberal Arts Professors, As It Might Occur On Any Given Day, Written With A Careful Eye to Verismilitude'
Prof 1: How do you do, fellow Cultural Marxist?
Prof 2: Terribly, because white men exist. What have you been working on this morning?
Prof 1: I branched out and tried to do some science, but could not because it was too hard.
Prof 2: I spent the morning working on Privilege Theory, which will prove that white men are terrible by using emotions.
Prof 1: I think PoC should be immune to criminal prosecution.
Prof 2: Yes.
Prof 1: I was also reading a contemporary spread of theoreticians including Lenin, Judith Butler, Andrea Dworkin and Anita Sarkeesian. I discovered too that men are all evil.
Prof 2: What a representative use of your time as a practitioner of Gender Studies.
Enter Rational Daily Telegraph Columnist
Columnist: You fools! Human nature will always triumph over your totalitarian leftist cant!
Prof 1: Sexism!
Prof 2: Racism!
A shot rings out. The Columnist falls down, dead. Enter Officer of the PC Brigade
Officer: Censorship has been performed, for the greater good!
All: Hurrah!
Exeunt.
This message brought to you by the Ayn Rand Foundation For Logic, Freedom and Ethics in Video Game Journalism.
fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
should someone tell him
It won't take too much time and you'll be caught up before you know it.
you're gonna have to kill me
you're gonna have to kill me if you want to rule the world