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The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    you sat in my chair and put your cooties in it

    now i have to clean my chair along with everything else
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    "Why is everyone I meet today trying to tick me off?"

    "Because they're all assholes; that's why."
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    don't overexert yourself, or else you might end up in the hospital like tsubasa
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    glennmagusharvey said:

    no, the actual theme of Megalovania is relentness. not crazed nor methodical murderousness, but relentlessness.

    full of determination
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    random thought of the moment: pianist Ruth Laredo
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    smack dab in the middle of a makeshift paper bag containing popcorn
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Hey grandpa

    Nobody under the age of 40 has even seen the Simpsons
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    So get off it
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Baldanders said:

    Hey grandpa


    Nobody under the age of 40 has even seen the Simpsons
    Baldanders said:

    So get off it

    is this in reference to something
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    lolololololololol i just called a Nintendo Direct a "whatever it is" lolololololololololololol
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-02-25 18:37:53
    glennmagusharvey said:

    lolololololololol i just called a Nintendo Direct a "whatever it is" lolololololololololololol

    note that Nintendo is probably my favorite of all the major game companies, so don't expect less than or equal to this amount of respect-by-regard for anyone else
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i am still waiting to start my definitive gen 2 game

    gen 7 can wait
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    THE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD SLOW DOWN TO ACCOMMODATE ME
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    glennmagusharvey said:

    THE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD SLOW DOWN TO ACCOMMODATE ME



    I AM ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED TO OPINE THIS
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    *bangs pots on concrete walls outside*
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    THE CURRENT YEAR IS 2005
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Spore + Substitute + Swords Dance x 3 + Leech Life = fuck Mewtwo
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    need a gen 1 hack that makes ghost 2x on psychic and psychic 0x on ghost
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    we need to fix the mistakes of the past and perfect it before moving on
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    STOP DEVELOPING MORE GXC MODES AND FIX THE SPY PROBLEM ALREADY OR SOMETHING
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-02-25 18:46:39
    STOP MOVING ON BEFORE YOU'RE DONE WITH THE FIRST THING YOU STARTED
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    glennmagusharvey said:

    THE CURRENT YEAR IS 2005

    You're like the only person I know who wants to relive the Bush 43 era...
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    glennmagusharvey said:

    THE CURRENT YEAR IS 2005

    You're like the only person I know who wants to relive the Bush 43 era...
    I wouldn't mind going all the way back to the late Clinton years actually.

    Or even the early Clinton years.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    actually the year is 2042. Max B is up for parole.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The year is Sapphire-Hex B. War is beginning.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    and Max B is up for parole
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Jane said:

    and Max B is up for parole

    IT'S YOU !!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    glennmagusharvey said:

    Central Avenue said:

    glennmagusharvey said:

    THE CURRENT YEAR IS 2005

    You're like the only person I know who wants to relive the Bush 43 era...
    I wouldn't mind going all the way back to the late Clinton years actually.

    Or even the early Clinton years.
    I dare say we've made enough social progress since 1992 that I don't really want to go back to the days of DOMA and Don't Ask Don't Tell...

  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2016-02-25 19:34:42
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Being queer in America sucks today, but it sucks significantly less than it used to.
  • MissUtilisMissUtilis
    BEWARE OF GRRL!
    before I realized I wasn't straight and wasn't cis I used to think living through the '90s would have been great
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-02-25 20:08:33
    See, I want to relive these times so I can fix mistakes in my own life, and also do/finish/accomplish the things I wanted to accomplish.

    I feel like some of these things are way overdue and I want to go back and fix them in a more timely manner.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    heavily-sedimented pond following spring rains and snowmelt
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    TORRANCE ROAD WESTBOUND CLOSED
    USE SUNSET STATION ROAD
    DETOUR ↑
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    TORRANCE ROAD WESTBOUND CLOSED
    USE SUNSET STATION ROAD
    DETOUR ↑

    Sunrise Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

    Sunset Strip, somewhere in, Californica
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-02-26 03:01:03
    so basically Sans is kinda like a jaded mofo who no longer really cares much at all and is quite willing to play dirty to achieve his goals but he does it for noble reasons
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    TORRANCE RD
    DETOUR
    ←
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    so my TVT login expired and I could go login again to see my thread watchlist

    ...but i don't feel like it
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    TORRANCE RD
    DETOUR
    ←

    TORRENTS ROAD CLOSED
    USE NETFLIX AVENUE
    DETOUR →
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    GMH'S DRIVEWAY CLOSED
    WITH HIS CAR STILL IN THE GARAGE
    WALK EVERYWHERE INSTEAD
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    GMH'S DRIVEWAY CLOSED

    WITH HIS CAR STILL IN THE GARAGE
    WALK EVERYWHERE INSTEAD
    /me closes all driveways

    /me relocates everything within walking or public transit distance of everything else

    /me builds public transit system
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-02-26 06:59:59
    have people make a bunch of accounts on youtube just to constantly reupload, over and over again, thousands of times, a video consisting of the video and audio footage of Steamboat Willie but have the video titled "UNFAIR ABUSE"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    wherein I don't watch much but what I do watch I adapt to my own liking
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i feel so lost, oh tears of stars
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Most curious, he said, was the spectacle --sad and laughable and strange; for the choice of the souls was in most cases based on their experience of a previous life. There he saw the soul which had once been Orpheus choosing the life of a swan out of enmity to the race of women, hating to be born of a woman because they had been his murderers; he beheld also the soul of Thamyras choosing the life of a nightingale; birds, on the other hand, like the swan and other musicians, wanting to be men. The soul which obtained the twentieth lot chose the life of a lion, and this was the soul of Ajax the son of Telamon, who would not be a man, remembering the injustice which was done him the judgment about the arms. The next was Agamemnon, who took the life of an eagle, because, like Ajax, he hated human nature by reason of his sufferings. About the middle came the lot of Atalanta; she, seeing the great fame of an athlete, was unable to resist the temptation: and after her there followed the soul of Epeus the son of Panopeus passing into the nature of a woman cunning in the arts; and far away among the last who chose, the soul of the jester Thersites was putting on the form of a monkey. There came also the soul of Odysseus having yet to make a choice, and his lot happened to be the last of them all. Now the recollection of former tolls had disenchanted him of ambition, and he went about for a considerable time in search of the life of a private man who had no cares; he had some difficulty in finding this, which was lying about and had been neglected by everybody else; and when he saw it, he said that he would have done the had his lot been first instead of last, and that he was delighted to have it. And not only did men pass into animals, but I must also mention that there were animals tame and wild who changed into one another and into corresponding human natures --the good into the gentle and the evil into the savage, in all sorts of combinations. 
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    WORK ZONE
    SPEED LIMIT 40 km/h AHEAD
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    yargle blargle
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-02-27 20:58:20
    [wall of text that is allegedly offensive, with no indication pointing to the intended implication that the reader should balk at this]
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    glennmagusharvey said:

    [wall of text that is allegedly offensive, with no indication pointing to the intended implication that the reader should balk at this]

    uuuuuuuuurrgggh
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    contradictory but concurrently true statements
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    multiple concurrently true universes
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