The locations of the six macguffins for the good ending are:
Chicken Maze Forest Fly Tree Tops Battle Arena Yoku Blocks Final Boss (newer version of game changes Final Boss to Law Offices)
explanation: the mask pieces in Guacamelee!. I've heard that the Super Turbo Championship Edition moves the last piece from being automatically gained on beating the final boss to being the reward for getting enough gold medals in El Infierno, in El Diablo's "Devil's Advocate" Law Firm. "Yoku Blocks" refers to La Cueva de la Locura, which has platforms that appear/disappear on a timer (sometimes called "yoku blocks" by Mega Man fans. "Battle Arena" is a Castlevania name but actually just refers to the La Caverna del Pollo, where you have to fight a bunch of enemies. "Tree Tops" is the in-game name for the top of the Tule Tree. "Forest Fly" refers to one place where one needs to use the Goat Fly ability in the Forest del Chivo. "Chicken Maze" refers to the chicken-shaped maze in the underground of the Agave Field area.
An obscure reference that I will not be explaining in public:
Somewhere within a tomb in Massachusetts, there exists a passage of hieroglyphics next to a passage of runes.
The above statement was true as of roughly 2005.
Well, I'd call it a tomb. Maybe some other people would think it's too open to be properly considered a tomb. Regardless, though, it is not a place that is normally accessible to the public.
so either I'm going to sit down, roll up my sleeves, and get down and dirty with whatever it is you're talking about, do the research, gather all my facts, form my opinions, craft my arguments, anticipate the responses and prepare my defenses, and take things seriously
or i say things that could be indefensible and stupid and noncomprehensive and biased and ill-informed...at which point i might as well just be shitposting, since it's not much worse
if i mock all the meaning and walk through walls meaning and ignore the presence of meaning then since meaning is a human construct it can cease to exist for the time being (only to resurface later when it is relevant again)
look, i don't know whether your asking about walking on the surface of the sun or whether it takes 500 hours of gameplay to not be a noob is an honest post, a stupid post, or a sarcastic post, but i'm going to give it an honest and up-front answer
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Chicken Maze
Forest Fly
Tree Tops
Battle Arena
Yoku Blocks
Final Boss
(newer version of game changes Final Boss to Law Offices)
explanation: the mask pieces in Guacamelee!. I've heard that the Super Turbo Championship Edition moves the last piece from being automatically gained on beating the final boss to being the reward for getting enough gold medals in El Infierno, in El Diablo's "Devil's Advocate" Law Firm. "Yoku Blocks" refers to La Cueva de la Locura, which has platforms that appear/disappear on a timer (sometimes called "yoku blocks" by Mega Man fans. "Battle Arena" is a Castlevania name but actually just refers to the La Caverna del Pollo, where you have to fight a bunch of enemies. "Tree Tops" is the in-game name for the top of the Tule Tree. "Forest Fly" refers to one place where one needs to use the Goat Fly ability in the Forest del Chivo. "Chicken Maze" refers to the chicken-shaped maze in the underground of the Agave Field area.
explanation: Yoshi's Island official Nintendo player's guide contains a picture of Poochy and that caption
Somewhere within a tomb in Massachusetts, there exists a passage of hieroglyphics next to a passage of runes.
The above statement was true as of roughly 2005.
Well, I'd call it a tomb. Maybe some other people would think it's too open to be properly considered a tomb. Regardless, though, it is not a place that is normally accessible to the public.
I Hate The Flag Policy
(This one's easliy Googlable though.)
or i say things that could be indefensible and stupid and noncomprehensive and biased and ill-informed...at which point i might as well just be shitposting, since it's not much worse
nonsense could be better than bad meaning
a nonsense mode code
an incomprehensibility code
let's say the word "bitch"
now let's completely mess up the meaning of it by substituting it into places where it makes no sense at all
we have to be careful not to put it in places where someone could read some sort of meaning, no matter how sarcastic or off-colour or whatever
One must select images bitch the rainy season in order to properly bitch dry forests.
you wanna use a word for a bad meaning?
well FUCK YOUR MEANING
I WILL MAKE IT MEANINGLESS
ass
coassulant coasscive coasscidential coasseration coassderstanding
fuck
cofuckulant cofuckcive cofuckcidential cofuckeration cofuckderstanding
shit
coshitulant coshitcive coshitcidential coshiteration coshitderstanding
piss
copissulant copisscive copisscidential copisseration copissderstanding
bitch
cobitchulant cobitchcive cobitchcidential cobitcheration cobitchderstanding
damn
codamnulant codamncive codamncidential codamneration codamnderstanding
hell
cohellulant cohellcive cohellcidential cohelleration cohellderstanding
dick
codickulant codickcive codickcidential codickeration codickderstanding
o/` I'LL BE THE MAAAAAARTH o/`
o/` PEACH'S U-UP BEEEEEEEEE o/`
(Chun Li, wielding a fish)