The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-25 16:37:03

  VSO TIME
  
  going I am to school.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-25 16:37:21

  are your opinions shit.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-25 16:37:48

  schedule I can't this meeting.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-25 16:38:15

  throw in let's nouns before adjectives.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-25 16:38:28

  jumps over the fox brown quick the dog lazy.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-25 16:38:49

  glennmagusharvey said:

  jumps over the fox brown quick the dog lazy.
  

  bashes /me someone over the head with this
  
• Tachyon

  2015-08-25 16:46:02

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  are your opinions shit.
  

  Are Your Opinions Shit? the new bestseller by the author of The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-25 18:09:59

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-25 18:13:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  doggie
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-25 19:06:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Why do I still think this is funny

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-25 19:08:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  why did they close the sidewalk
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-25 19:10:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Because there's no sidewalk left

  
  

  This is what's on the other side of that door:

  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-25 19:13:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  so that sign does make sense after all.
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-25 19:17:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Well, uh "use other side" is still pretty nonsensical, since it's not like you can just cross to the other side of (what's left of) the street...
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-25 19:17:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  doesn't the building have another exit?
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-25 19:20:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Yes, but it's in the opposite direction from where the arrow points.
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-25 19:21:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ok then, to hell with it
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-08-25 19:32:44

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  YOU ARE LEAVING THE SKI RESORT

  
  

  YOU CAN DIE

  
  

  THIS IS YOUR DECISION
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-26 00:26:30

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

  

  BALLIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M WALKING ON AIR
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 01:23:29

  turbulent fuck
  laminar fuck
  creeping fuck
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-26 07:02:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  palm mute every note
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-26 07:05:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  who needs tonality
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 19:31:41

  the reason we have guidelines is so that everyone has a basic understanding of the playing field
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 19:32:01

  the guidelines we have reason is so that understanding has a basic everyone of the fielding play
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 19:32:28

  the ridelines we have gueason is so that enderstanding has a basic uveryone of the plielding fay
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 19:32:58

  Anyone else remember Ghost Writer, where the ghost could only form words using letters that existed in the vicinity, except in a computer?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 19:34:39

  They could totally facilitate the ghost by carrying a piece of paper with a ton of quick brown foxes jumping over lazy dogs.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 19:39:55

  YOU DON'T NEED AN EXTRA CONTAINER TO BRING OUT THE RECYCLABLES
  
  JUST USE EXISTING CONTAINERS
  
  SEE THIS TISSUE BOX?  IT'S A CONTAINER.
  
  SEE THIS OATMEAL CYLINDER?  IT'S A CONTAINER.
  
  SEE THIS PAPER BAG FROM MCDONALD'S?  IT'S A CONTAINER.
  
  AND FAILING THAT, JUST STACK THINGS UPWARDS IN AN ORGANIZED MANNER.  IT'S A LITTLE GAME.  CARRY IT OUT TO THE BIN AT THE CURB WITHOUT DROPPING ANYTHING.  YOU ONLY NEED TO DO IT ONCE A WEEK.
  
  SHEESH.  IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 19:43:25

  coexistence of multiple interpretations
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-08-26 20:38:53

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  they used to say that the F40PH pwned furries

  
  

  now I'm wondering if the catbus pwns /b/tards
• Obā-san

  2015-08-26 20:39:46

  
  

  in the end, furries have won
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-08-26 20:40:04

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  yes
• Anonus

  2015-08-26 20:41:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  >Thanks to furrys being FAIL

  
  

  am I glad /b/ is no longer the epicenter of the Internet
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 20:42:03

  I'm not a furry but it's still delicious to see people who hate furries being overrun by furries.
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-08-26 20:45:58

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  also, that was 2005, and they were catching the tail end of the furry-hate thing anyway. the cool thing to pretend to not like then was emo/scene (screaming about what babies they were on one hand, while gushing about how attractive they were on the other).
• Obā-san

  2015-08-26 20:47:11

  
  

  lee4hmz said:

  while gushing about how attractive they were
  

  ?????????
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-08-26 20:51:25

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  There were a few scene girls they obsessed over big-time.
• Obā-san

  2015-08-26 20:52:44

  
  

  first off, the average scene person was like 13-15, with hardly anybody over 18, yet along over 20
  
  no wonder 4chan used to always make jokes about getting carted off in the party van
  
  secondly, scene hair is the least attractive thing in the universe.
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-08-26 20:55:01 edited 2015-08-26 20:55:47

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  yeah, /b/ was full of idiot teenagers all the time. I don't know how the mods put up with it, especially considering they were technically not supposed to be there.
• lee4hmz

  2015-08-26 21:05:55

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  also the PARDAY BUS is much better than the party van
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 21:20:48

  (i think it's "let alone" fwiw)
  
• Vriska

  2015-08-26 21:42:11

  8luh 8luh.

  Oh god, scene hair.

  
  

  Is it bad that I like to google search "scene hair" just for the lulz sometimes?
• SpruceZeus

  2015-08-27 17:53:55

  
• lee4hmz

  2015-08-28 17:12:57

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  MOD property

  Fuck off

  
  
• Sex Grips

  2015-08-30 12:06:48

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  http://askfordoodles.tumblr.com/post/127254579835/having-a-problematic-fave-like
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-30 14:35:06

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Remember being stuck with IE6 on public computers and being annoyed that you had to open a zillion windows because it didn't have tabbed browsing?
• Sex Grips

  2015-08-31 04:06:34 edited 2015-08-31 04:08:11

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  the bad old days. the nothing or nothing days.
  
  i remember being skeptical of the utility of tabbed browsing a million years ago. in osx it's slightly less useful than in Windows because OSX has the command-tilde shortcut (which is probably the thing i miss most from OSX) but it's still extremely useful.
  
  also: nice
  
• Calica

  2015-08-31 04:06:49

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Central Avenue said:

  Remember being stuck with IE6 on public computers and being annoyed that you had to open a zillion windows because it didn't have tabbed browsing?

  yes
• Odradek

  2015-09-02 02:17:02

  My dreams exceed my real life

  You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart ghoul manservant, Argyle.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-09-03 15:56:11 edited 2015-09-03 15:56:23

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.