The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-05 02:00:07 edited 2014-06-05 02:00:16

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  This was unnecessary if you ask me.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-05 02:00:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I don't get it.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-05 02:01:45

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Shank youuuuuuuu

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2014-06-05 02:02:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  PANCAKES
• Anonus

  2014-06-05 02:03:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  the Disney Channel of the 2000s
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:04:46

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I look away for two seconds and this is what happens? BAD GLENN! *hits Glenn with a rolled-up newspaper*
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:04:49

  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  
  Who's online (10)
  
  Unknown person
  Colored Royal
  deep-fried deep-frying
  Main Street
  somevideogamecharacters
  akao (say it out loud)
  meeting a numerical bad pun
  a greater number of large-size consumer-grade passenger vehicles
  anunidentifiedJRPGclass
  Kaiser
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-05 02:04:57 edited 2014-06-05 02:07:04

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  • 2011-06-24 21:41:09 QuoteFlag
    clumsy princess
    You know the Doctor? Cool! Have you been inside the TARDIS?
    
  • Imipolex G 2011-06-24 21:45:47 QuoteFlag

    "Adults are just children who stayed alive for a while." - Miko

    Different doctor. This one practices medicine.
    
    I saw a few episodes of Doctor Who when I was a kid, but never since then.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:05:24

  Tachyon said:

  I look away for two seconds and this is what happens? BAD GLENN! *hits Glenn with a rolled-up newspaper*

  /me grabs rival newspaper and hits Tachyon back, trying to start a newspaper whapping fight
  
• Anonus

  2014-06-05 02:05:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  television
• Anonus

  2014-06-05 02:06:21

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ATLANTA
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-05 02:06:35

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  This land was FOUNDED by a CODFISH WEARING A DERBY HAT
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:08:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Tachyon said:

  I look away for two seconds and this is what happens? BAD GLENN! *hits Glenn with a rolled-up newspaper*

  /me grabs rival newspaper and hits Tachyon back, trying to start a newspaper whapping fight
  

  
  
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:09:16

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  troll post removed
  
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:09:23

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  sage
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:10:36

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  in b4 threadlock.
  
• Anonus

  2014-06-05 02:10:37

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  LOL DIC
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:10:59

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I am too lazy, or possibly too incapable, to actually read anything. I resent the fact that this makes me seem like an inconsiderate person and hereby pledge to resume taking my ADHD medication.
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:11:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ...I thought we had the Sandbox for this.
  
  Excuse me while I go sit by myself in the Room of Utter Disillusionment.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:12:58 edited 2014-06-05 02:13:20

  Reality warping via format breaking!
  
  It's like Haruhi Suzumiya just downed a bowl of instant noodles with the flavor packet replaced with crack!
  
• Anonus

  2014-06-05 02:15:25

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Madagascar
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:16:03

  Violet Imipolex and the Bwee-Gees
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:16:45

  Tachyon said:

  sage

  they cast powerful white and black magic
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-06-05 02:17:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  jiggle
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:17:09

  Yarrun XIX said:

  This land was FOUNDED by a CODFISH WEARING A DERBY HAT

  this is my new user title
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:17:18

  Imipolex G said:

  jiggle

  jiggle bells?
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-06-05 02:17:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  sure
• Previous Calica

  2014-06-05 02:18:08

  (flower path)

  Tachyon said:

  I am too lazy, or possibly too incapable, to actually read anything. I resent the fact that this makes me seem like an inconsiderate person and hereby pledge to resume taking my ADHD medication.

  i feel like this was a tvt wordfilter
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:18:12

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  that's an insensitive display of sage privilege
  
  mages can't code switch like that
  
  #cultural appropriation
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-06-05 02:18:17

  (flower path)

  it's the sort of thing fast eddie would do at least
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:18:36

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Wilhelm said:

  Tachyon said:

  I am too lazy, or possibly too incapable, to actually read anything. I resent the fact that this makes me seem like an inconsiderate person and hereby pledge to resume taking my ADHD medication.

  i feel like this was a tvt wordfilter

  It was a TVT wordfilter.
  
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:18:54

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Although it was Janitor's idea IIRC
  
• Obā-san

  2014-06-05 02:18:59

  
  

  what was it a wordfilter for
• Anonus

  2014-06-05 02:19:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  tl;dr
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:19:19

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  tl;dr
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:19:21 edited 2014-06-05 02:19:33

  oh
  
  haha, that.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-06-05 02:19:41

  
  

  also why would TVT have wordfilters going on, those are the province of GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:19:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  nijutsu
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-05 02:19:57 edited 2014-06-05 02:20:48

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

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  Beanwater
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:20:06

  I'm still highly amused that my posts that are edited are saved by disappearing there and reappearing much farther up the page.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-06-05 02:20:14

  
  

  (*fast eddie dinosaur mpreg fanfic goes here*)
• Anonus

  2014-06-05 02:20:44

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  
• Anonus

  2014-06-05 02:21:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yon Assassin said:

  (*fast eddie dinosaur mpreg fanfic goes here*)

  MPreg Dinosaur

  
  

  The new B-movie coming soon from Veritas Pictures
• Tachyon

  2014-06-05 02:21:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  that wordfilter existed back when tropers and goons had no particular interaction with one another
  
  a simpler time
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-05 02:22:05 edited 2014-06-05 02:24:23

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

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• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:22:14

  i admit i lol'd heartily at the giant text
  
• Obā-san

  2014-06-05 02:22:34

  
  

  Anonus said:

  

  My beau!

  
  

  it is funny, i always wondered why he said that he was a teal dear kinda guy because he tends to be concise online but IRL he is quiiiiiite the talker lemee tellya
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-05 02:22:35

  in fact i'm still laughing
  
• Anonus

  2014-06-05 02:23:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Snoop Dogg
• Anonus

  2014-06-05 02:23:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  In fact HE should be our President next time