This is the story of a witch Who got her pickup truck stuck in a ditch And while she never changed her Tumblr theme We absolutely loved her 'Cause she's great
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Who knows, maybe she is a supervillain
I mean, crying that much water has to be some kind of superpower, right?
inventory: 1x 7 oz vial of grape fruit (labeled "7 oz vial of grapefruit") 3x soul gem 2x bobcat of indeterminate vitality 0x nothing 1x autographed mp3 of Coldplay's "Clocks" 5x fuzzy for touching to get dizzy 1x 1:100 scale model of a Vic Viper (assembly required) 1x webkit 1x rootkit 1x fuckit 0x fucks
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just because you're sad you're going to drown the entire fucking world?
That's like, supervillain-level dickishness.
I mean, crying that much water has to be some kind of superpower, right?
1x 7 oz vial of grape fruit (labeled "7 oz vial of grapefruit")
3x soul gem
2x bobcat of indeterminate vitality
0x nothing
1x autographed mp3 of Coldplay's "Clocks"
5x fuzzy for touching to get dizzy
1x 1:100 scale model of a Vic Viper (assembly required)
1x webkit
1x rootkit
1x fuckit
0x fucks