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edited 2014-05-17 04:09:10 in General
This is the story of a witch
Who got her pickup truck stuck in a ditch
And while she never changed her Tumblr theme
We absolutely loved her
'Cause she's great
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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Please no.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    hm?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I like 'Story of a Girl' a lot.

    Like, too much.
  • the Girl in "Story of a Girl" is really fucking selfish like

    just because you're sad you're going to drown the entire fucking world?

    That's like, supervillain-level dickishness.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Who knows, maybe she is a supervillain

    I mean, crying that much water has to be some kind of superpower, right?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I.M. Weasel made himself do that and he's not a supervillain
  • inventory:
    1x 7 oz vial of grape fruit (labeled "7 oz vial of grapefruit")
    3x soul gem
    2x bobcat of indeterminate vitality
    0x nothing
    1x autographed mp3 of Coldplay's "Clocks"
    5x fuzzy for touching to get dizzy
    1x 1:100 scale model of a Vic Viper (assembly required)
    1x webkit
    1x rootkit
    1x fuckit
    0x fucks
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