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• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-05-17 04:45:03

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Please no.
• Anonus

  2014-05-17 04:45:14

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  hm?
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-05-17 04:47:24

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I like 'Story of a Girl' a lot.

  
  

  Like, too much.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-05-17 04:51:29

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  the Girl in "Story of a Girl" is really fucking selfish like
  
  just because you're sad you're going to drown the entire fucking world?
  
  That's like, supervillain-level dickishness.
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-05-17 04:56:30

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Who knows, maybe she is a supervillain
  
  I mean, crying that much water has to be some kind of superpower, right?
  
• Anonus

  2014-05-17 04:57:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I.M. Weasel made himself do that and he's not a supervillain
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-18 18:57:15

  inventory:
  1x 7 oz vial of grape fruit (labeled "7 oz vial of grapefruit")
  3x soul gem
  2x bobcat of indeterminate vitality
  0x nothing
  1x autographed mp3 of Coldplay's "Clocks"
  5x fuzzy for touching to get dizzy
  1x 1:100 scale model of a Vic Viper (assembly required)
  1x webkit
  1x rootkit
  1x fuckit
  0x fucks