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You know what offends me?

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2014-05-17 03:13:54 in General
Radio commercials in which the disclaimer at the end has quite obviously been digitally sped up.

Why don't you just HIRE SOMEONE WHO CAN TALK FAST??
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  • MorvenMorven
    They used to but those people were expensive.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's what I figured

    But it's like BLEH I CAN TALK THAT FAST FOR REAL and yet you've gone for THE FAKEY McFAKE ROUTE
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    radio seems to be shit nowadays anyway
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Going full-on motormouth can be fun

    But it only really works if I'm reading something

    Because if I'm just making it up as I go along I end up literally talking faster than I can think of things to say and I just end up repeating myself a bunch like Mojo Jojo
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Capitalism. A company must continue to pay a person, but a machine is a one-time investment. Who cares about long-term societal concerns?? Milk your pawns for all they are worth until they are dry, then leave them to die!! And when you, somewhere down the road, are deep in debt, you don't need to take any responsibility, because the government is still your puppet who condones the things you do.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Fuck You PAC is responsible for the content of this advertising
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    commercial radio seems to be shit nowadays anyway

    Fixed that for you, Anonyman.
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    I'll tell you what offends you, NOTHING offends you you french whore get that baguette and/or dick out of your mouth and LISTEN
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    ^ does everything have to be sex-related when it comes to you
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    glennmagusharvey said:

    ^ does everything have to be sex-related when it comes to you

    Do you even have to ask that?
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    edited 2014-05-21 00:32:10
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    literally fuck you (not sexual I wouldn't fuck you with Hitler's dick you cunt)
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Silly McMacho, French whores eat brioche, not baguette!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    everything does sex-related it to be have when you comes
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    edited 2014-05-21 00:33:29
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    French whores eat their own blood as they're cut in half in my animus

    ^then get the fuck out
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    sob baguette
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Manly McMacho said:

    French whores eat their own blood as they're cut in half in my animus

    ^then get the fuck out

    no
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    edited 2014-05-21 00:34:28
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    please :3
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Guys, this is not the hate-flirting thread.
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    no I actually want him dead tho
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    But shouldn't there be a separate thread for impalement by proxy?
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